So Now even Adult VR games have built in Benchmark.

xkm1948 · Nov 1, 2016

Yep, I am talking about Illusion's newly released VR Girlfriend Demo. To summarize the demo:

ZOMFG!!!! This makes so much sense why Japanese population is declining is so fast.

And just a heads up, this game is geared towards US/Canada as all controls and menu options are in English. Hell all the dialogues have perfect English subtitles!

Firing up the game you are greeted by this screen of warning right away:

The main menu choices are as follows:

1. Meet the VR Girlfriend
2. Benchmark
3. I wanna be a fan(SOOO MUCH PUN HERE)
4. Quit.

Choice one let you, hmm, stare into, say anywhere you want for infinite amount of time.

Choice two measures your system's VR performance. Sounds pretty innocent right? Wrong! Basically you will be looking at your sleeping GF.

Choice three only appears after you complete the first two. I thought "I wanna be a fan" will be something like registering for game release news and updates. Then I find myself turning into an innocent fan. Yep you decide where the air flows now. Hint: your GF is wearing a mini skirt and is sleeping on bed.

Choice four, well you gotta leave right?

A full video review by another guy(NOT ME!!!)

Just saying at highest graphic settings my FuryX with 4.2GHz HWE only pulls ~45FPS average, which is pretty bad. Guess if VR gaming is really pushing the envelope of GPU performance now.

Graphic wise the quality is TOP NOTCH. It is so real that you will forget she does not exist, or does she?

Welp, enough talking, I need to back to my Waifu now. See you mortals on the other side!

Download link if you have a VR set and want to test your system:

http://vrkanojo.com/index_en.php#download

Oh and here is a 360 free camera youtube trailer. Now imagine you can walk around all you want in a Virtual Reality.

R-T-B · Nov 1, 2016

Did you close the key of the room? Lock up Let Strictly.

How do I close a key? Lock up Let Strictly? Gotta love good translations.

I know, I know... porn and I am reading the warning labels... I'm a certified nutjob...

xkm1948 · Nov 1, 2016

R-T-B said:
How do I close a key? Lock up Let Strictly? Gotta love good translations.

I know, I know... porn and I am reading the warning labels... I'm a certified nutjob...

Nah it is way more civil than porn, before the actual "uncensored" patch mysteriously pop up in 4chan

Also would love to know how your TitanX fares in this benchmark. Those TitanX are bigger in size after all than FuryX.

R-T-B · Nov 1, 2016

I didn't try it to find out... that's your job man.

Don't have a headset either to try it out, even if I wanted to.

xkm1948 · Nov 1, 2016

R-T-B said:
I didn't try it to find out... that's your job man.

We should ask Wizzard to do a review! With all cards benchmarks along with power consumption level measured. HAHAHA, Wizzard will probably not be able to walk afterwards. Since the benchmark REQUIRES you have the headset ON to run!

R-T-B · Nov 1, 2016

xkm1948 said:
We should ask Wizzard to do a review! With all cards benchmarks along with power consumption level measured. HAHAHA, Wizzard will probably not be able to walk afterwards. Since the benchmark REQUIRES you have the headset ON to run!

Hey, he did toypowerup. And then as if worried, certified his girlfriend reviewer was a "real human female."

I'm never going to let him live that comment down.

xkm1948 · Nov 1, 2016

R-T-B said:
Hey, he did toypowerup. And then as if worried, certified his girlfriend reviewer was a "real human female."

I'm never going to let him live that comment down.

@Wizzard Yep it is then. Time for Wizzard to venture into VR benchmarks now!

R-T-B · Nov 1, 2016

xkm1948 said:
@Wizzard Yep it is then. Time for Wizzard to venture into VR benchmarks now!

It's @W1zzard, I have no idea who you tagged lol.

xkm1948 · Nov 1, 2016

R-T-B said:
It's @W1zzard, I have no idea who you tagged lol.

Hahahahaha. Thanks for the correction! New 360 youtube trailer added.

And it seems the full version will allow you to choose different GF based on race. Hmmmmm, interesting indeed!

dorsetknob · Nov 1, 2016

Dave will have so many problems with this post

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slozomby · Nov 1, 2016

benchmarks are important. cant have jerky performance in your vr porn.

DeathtoGnomes · Nov 1, 2016

slozomby said:
benchmarks are important. cant have jerky performance in your vr porn.

I can handle those jerky performances, its the twerky ones that really shake my head.

Vayra86 · Nov 1, 2016

slozomby said:
benchmarks are important. cant have jerky performance in your vr porn.

Please stop

That comment is so close to being added in my sig now

m1dg3t · Nov 1, 2016

xkm1948 said:
And it seems the full version will allow you to choose different GF based on race. Hmmmmm, interesting indeed!

There's only 1 'race', the HUMAN race.

slozomby said:
benchmarks are important. cant have jerky performance in your vr porn.

LoL I see what you did there! Usually pr0n ends up with some jerky performance LoLoLoL

alucasa · Nov 1, 2016

xkm1948 said:
ZOMFG!!!! This makes so much sense why Japanese population is declining is so fast.

On a more serious note, the reason for the decline, which is also a major problem in S.Korea, is due to fundermental alternation in couples' views on children.

In older times, they needed children as workforce. In modern times, it's no longer the case. In addition, higher education means they want to pursue their interests (Hobbies and etc) instead of "wasting" time and money on children. Both husbands and wives having jobs don't help this, either.

I know some Japanese companies let married couples leave early so that they may have more time together.

64K · Nov 1, 2016

It's going to be pretty embarrassing if your wife/gf walks in on you if you're using this for porn and you don't know she's there because you can't see or hear her.

xkm1948 · Nov 1, 2016

64K said:
It's going to be pretty embarrassing if your wife/gf walks in on you if you're using this for porn and you don't know she's there because you can't see or hear her.

Nah door locked tight. My cat did sit there the whole way though.

Vive headset has a way to set up alert using the Vive front facing camera. If someone enters the room suddenly it will alert you.

alucasa · Nov 1, 2016

No wonder your cat looks like that in your avatar.

It was probably thinking "What the fu is he doing..."

64K · Nov 1, 2016

xkm1948 said:
Nah door locked tight. My cat did sit there the whole way though.

Vive headset has a way to set up alert using the Vive front facing camera. If someone enters the room suddenly it will alert you.

Didn't mean you personally, just people that might be attracted to use VR for porn.

I didn't know that about the Vive alerting you if someone comes in the room.

slozomby · Nov 1, 2016

64K said:
It's going to be pretty embarrassing if your wife/gf walks in on you if you're using this for porn and you don't know she's there because you can't see or hear her.

honey, I'm just tuning my joystick.

alucasa · Nov 1, 2016

slozomby said:
honey, I'm just tuning my joystick.

And your avatar is perfect for it.

TheMailMan78 · Nov 1, 2016

FPS = Faps per sequence.

stinger608 · Nov 1, 2016

TheMailMan78 said:
FPS = Faps per sequence.

Only you would come up with that. :laugh:

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So Now even Adult VR games have built in Benchmark.

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