The TPU UK Clubhouse

[Deleted member 24505]

eassentially it is a box with holes, some people just have better boxes

Btw cheesy, i tweak the nose of your usb 3

 

[cheesy999]

Btw cheesy, i tweak the nose of your usb 3

i don't have usb 3, i'm running usb 2 on this computer and have you ever tried coping the content of a 750gb external drive over by usb 1 - it takes ages (did that last week)

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I have 2 houses and a flat,

My god!! the average guy struggles to own a car let alone a house and you have 2 houses 1 flat and 1 Jag XF.

you musta struck gold when you invaded iraq. No nukes but plenty of oil eh? enough to make you a small fortune!


(either that or your salary must of been insane)

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If you ever decide you need a butler -- please hire me!!

 

[Spectrum]

i'd make a better butler, i'm called jeeves and i have a gentleman's moustache. I usually reply to requests with "yes sir, excellent sir."

 

[FreedomEclipse]

i'd make a better butler, i'm called jeeves and i have a gentleman's moustache. I usually reply to requests with "yes sir, excellent sir."

Yeah?? well I have a long pony tail == I used to get called steven segal back in R.M

and now i have a beard and i get called Gandalf the black!

And im armor plated like robo-cop and i'm reared and gear'd to protect and serve!

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but dont call me murphy...I hate that name

 

[Spectrum]

murphie, you would make a far better security guard than I, perhaps that's what he should hire you for
I make far better marmite on toast though... so that's why i should be a butler

(note how i didn't call you murphy )

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Im Ex-security actually. Worked 2 years in corporate security (not your average security company that does all that retail security crap) I even got to do a little CPP now and again. but my company didnt really specialise in that.

Mr. Tatty doesnt like marmite anyway jokes on you fool!!

 

[Deleted member 24505]

Hire me Tatty, i'll do anything, and i mean anything

 

[Spectrum]

i'm good with cats!
btw i just found this

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Im great with kids

 

[Bo$$]

Im great with kids

 

[Bo$$]

spectrum nice troll facce find

 

[Spectrum]

i found the picture, it already had the circle round the troll face

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I found this the other day

not exactly a trollface or pedobear though

 

[cheesy999]

I found this the other day

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/FinalFreedomEclipse/bullshitpyb.jpg

not exactly a trollface or pedobear though

could be usefull in the future though

 

[Spectrum]

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20110415/gif_02.gif

(don't want to make it an img here as it might make the page load slowly)

let this be a warning to tourists... there is a high chance that in london, this is what will happen.

 

[scaminatrix]

Phew! Finally managed to relax! PM'ing you with a framework shortly, cheesy.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20110415/gif_02.gif

(don't want to make it an img here as it might make the page load slowly)

let this be a warning to tourists... there is a high chance that in london, this is what will happen.

I cant tell the difference who was hurt more. the guy who got kicked into a shop stall or the dude that was doing the kicking because last time i checked he wasnt moving when his fat arse hit the ground

 

[Spectrum]

I cant tell the difference who was hurt more. the guy who got kicked into a shop stall or the dude that was doing the kicking because last time i checked he wasnt moving when his fat arse hit the ground

yeah, i've hit the lower part of my spine on something hard before too... it hurts

 

[cheesy999]

Phew! Finally managed to relax! PM'ing you with a framework shortly, cheesy.

take your time, i'm away from my computer at the moment so i cant do anything till tommorow with more then about 150 charcters of plain text

 

[mullered07]

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20110415/gif_02.gif

(don't want to make it an img here as it might make the page load slowly)

let this be a warning to tourists... there is a high chance that in london, this is what will happen.

Damn, I would seriously kick 10 tons of shit out of that guy who did the kicking if that was me

 

[scaminatrix]

Whoever he kicked looks like some kinda nutcase-biker (looking at his man beard), or a Slipknot fan or something... I bet the assailant ran when the tourist got up...

 

[FreedomEclipse]

yeah, i've hit the lower part of my spine on something hard before too... it hurts

If someone kicked me like that I would have thrown him over the side and Into the river then jump in after him just to make sure he drowned.

 

[Fourstaff]

If someone kicked me like that I would have thrown him over the side and Into the river then jump in after him just to make sure he drowned.

Thames is not that deep you know. I am pretty sure he will break his neck by hitting a sandbank.

 

[Deleted member 24505]

You would'nt want a gob full of the thames though.