The Filthy, Rotten, Nasty, Helpdesk-Nightmare picture clubhouse

theJesus · Aug 5, 2011

douglatins said:
Brick will be shat after this one

http://img2.samurailol.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/4.jpg&t=e7c16ed6e4102e3ae5419d3ffbd0e433

How the hell did that even happen? And how did it stay in that position?

twicksisted · Aug 5, 2011

theJesus said:
How the hell did that even happen? And how did it stay in that position?

Jesus, i think youll find the answer here... (that mouse was a sick puppy!)... look at the Accidental deaths section
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

Sir B. Fannybottom · Aug 5, 2011

Lolololkpookplgeroiwlkegoiwe oh god! I can not breathe

kurosagi01 · Aug 5, 2011

assaulter_99 said:
Sure they "were". They belong to the past now!

I just wanted to throw the mouse out the window. Such was my desperation. Anyways, some pesticide and a good cleaning made sure the G500 would live another day.

Why is there ants in there anyway?? Was it because of your house was infested with ants?

Athlonite · Aug 6, 2011

kurosagi01 said:
Why is there ants in there anyway?? Was it because of your house was infested with ants?

Most likely scenario is they were lookin for some place warm

DanishDevil · Aug 6, 2011

I sent the rat picture to my boss, and this was his reply:

Sir B. Fannybottom · Aug 6, 2011

Do these people not wonder what that sound is?!

theJesus · Aug 6, 2011

Kevinheraiz said:
Do these people not wonder what that sound is?!

Oh, I thought that's just the sound the computer makes when it's thinking.

robn · Aug 6, 2011

douglatins said:
Brick will be shat after this one

"I've got a problem with ma computah ...think sumthin's wrong with tha mouse!"

MilkyWay · Aug 6, 2011

This thread is disgusting, I feel sick after looking at this thread.
Some people must live in pure squalor to get their PC's in that state.

LOL there should be a thread warning, "not for weak stomachs".

Im pretty sure there was threads like this before, there was this one PC with inches of thick dust inside. You'd have to wear a mask to look in there. You can get really sick if you let dust and crud build up to that state.

DrunkenMafia · Aug 6, 2011

Nasty!!! but very funny :laugh:

Athlonite · Aug 7, 2011

@ Kieran D you'd be surprised at how quickly dust can build up in a machine even in a clean house

my sisters a clean freak but I still find crap loads of dust in her machine after six months ofcourse it doesn't help she's got 3 kids and a dog and it sits 6" off of carpet

assaulter_99 · Aug 7, 2011

kurosagi01 said:
Why is there ants in there anyway?? Was it because of your house was infested with ants?

Yeah, kinda sucks but I can't do much, my whole area is infested with them. Once they get a cosy, warm home, you're doomed.

Athlonite · Aug 8, 2011

assaulter_99 said:
Yeah, kinda sucks but I can't do much, my whole area is infested with them. Once they get a cosy, warm home, you're doomed.

Could be worse they could've been fire ants, could you imagine that while playing an FPS

[XC] Oj101 · Jan 30, 2012

AsRock said:
eew that moldy dust yuk...

Just a thought it's common sence that we need to clean a comp and sure there's no excuse for surface dust or what DELLS commonly have. Maybe thats why DELL does there cases as they do but they still get clogged up inside as well.

Do you really believe people have any idea about if a comp should be kept clean in side ? In all the computer shops i have been only one said that it might need cleaning every so often.

I am mainly on about those place you walk in to but then again not as i have looked but not seen it on websites either.

Whens the last time you seen a sticker on the computers warning about dust ?. A lot of people don't think like most of us do on here and to be honest not everyone on here thinks about it as time to time some one v cards over heating and those stock coolers are great for dust build up..

So maybe just for a idea if some ones up to it to make a thread about cleaning them and what with and maybe a more advanced part to it as well who went to make it all shiny and new.

This is true. A lot of prebuilt machines come with "warranty void if removed" stickers, making cleaning impossible but more so that that, when last did any of you open your monitors, TVs or Hi-Fis for cleaning?

Let me dig out my collection of nasty pictures and select a few later on

t_ski · Jan 30, 2012

Yep, forgot about this one. Moar pics naow!!!!!!!1

Kreij · Jan 30, 2012

I modified the club title so it shows a little more than "The.." in the recent posts and such.

newtekie1 · Jan 30, 2012

A customer's Dell. Everything was so clogged up the fan would ramp up to full speed before the machine was even booted into Windows, and shut itself down from overheating a minute or two later. No air was moving through the heatsink at all. The customer didn't think the insanely loud fan was an issue. They figured some kind of virus was causing the computer to turn off...

The front grills were just as bad, but I couldn't get a good shot of those, because they are recessed inside the case.

brandonwh64 · Jan 30, 2012

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jan 30, 2012

brandonwh64 said:
http://www.rayheffer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ventblockers_encrustation.jpg
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/14/18444907_e7978e869e_z.jpg?zz=1
http://www.computersmartz.com/images/pcdirt.jpg
http://exciteing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Computer-Dirty-system.jpg
http://media.bestofmicro.com/J/8/235268/original/ventblockers_fans.jpg

da fuqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq it's like sand

NAVI_Z · Jan 30, 2012

HossHuge said:
A friend of mine was having computer problems a few years ago so he asked me to help him out. This what I found. The rest of the computer was just as bad.

http://img.techpowerup.org/110710/P1010989.jpg

damn u can throw that dust disk like a frisbee!!.... :roll:

m1dg3t · Jan 30, 2012

WOW! I have never seen anything come close to a few of the rig's posted here, just fackin nasty. It take's a whole 5min (at most) to hit your PC with a vaccuum + can of air blast, i thought i was lazy! :rolleyes:

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jan 30, 2012

m1dg3t said:
WOW! I have never seen anything come close to a few of the rig's posted here, just fackin nasty. It take's a whole 5min (at most) to hit your PC with a vaccuum + can of air blast, i thought i was lazy!

it's not that their lazy, just most people don't know what to do.

_JP_ · Jan 30, 2012

You want filth? You got filth!

NAVI_Z · Jan 30, 2012

call in N.E.S.T.! quick! lol

System Name	Desktop\|\| Virtual Host 0
Processor	Intel Core i5 2500-K @ 4.3ghz \|\| 2x Xeon L5630 (total 8 cores, 16 threads)
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Mouse	Logitech G500 \|\| remote iDRAC KVM console
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Case	Corsair Obsidian 550D
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Power Supply	Corsair RM750
Mouse	Logitech G403
Keyboard	Corsair Vengeance K70
Software	Windows 10 64bit

System Name	The SwagMachine / The Sister
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Cooling	Phanteks PH TC14PE / Corsair H40
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System Name	Ultraman
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Memory	32GB GSkill Trident Z5 Neo 6000
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Mouse	Logitech G502 Proteus Core Wired
Keyboard	Logitech G915 Wireless
Software	Windows 11 X64 PRO (build 23H2)
Benchmark Scores	it sucks even more less now ;)

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kurosagi01

Athlonite

DanishDevil

Sir B. Fannybottom

theJesus

robn

New Member

MilkyWay

DrunkenMafia

Athlonite

assaulter_99

Athlonite

[XC] Oj101

t_ski

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Kreij

Senior Monkey Moderator

newtekie1

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brandonwh64

Addicted to Bacon and StarCrunches!!!

Sir B. Fannybottom

NAVI_Z

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m1dg3t

Sir B. Fannybottom

_JP_

NAVI_Z

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Case	Corsair 600T SE
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Case	NZXT TEMPEST AIRFLOW KING
Audio Device(s)	none
Power Supply	Kingwin 800w modular
Software	Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit

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Memory	Samsung MV-3V4G3D 4g x 2 @ 1866 1.35v \| OcZ RpR 2g x 4 @ 1067 2.2v
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Case	BitFenix Prodigy - m0dd3d \| Antec Fusion Remote MAX
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Software	Win7 Home \| Xp sp3 & Vista ultimate \| Raspbian
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