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I always knew that it is an April Fool's joke.

There will be no magic to this site without the W1zzard! :laugh:
 
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Ha ha. I called it.

The PhysX thing was FAR FAR funnier/more appropriate.

Agreed -- the PhysX one was actually funny. Very funny. :laugh:
 

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You're a goddamn motherfucker you know that? You could have at least let me in on the fun.
 
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Yup I figured it too but you never know with this sick sick world W1z lives in :p Touche my man
 
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well that was an epic troll, well played sir. Now piss off for making us all so worried :p
 

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Fucker.......Your supposed to say April Fools on April Fools day :p



Type "W1zzard leaving techpowerup" in Google EPIC
 

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Fucking asshattery! I've been had!
 

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LOL... that was a good one!!! Hey at least you know how appreciated you are!!
 
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Yeah that's pretty fucked!! I knew something was up when my comments started getting deleted.
 

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I knew you couldn't just throw away all the years you have invested. I'm shocked so many people thought you'd walk away so easily...few people are as determined as you are, W1z.
 
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"w1zzard leaving techpowerup"
lol
EPIC!!
all forums discussed about that..
 
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Well, I *was* putting together a pretty hefty bribe to get you to stay. But I guess that it's not really needed anymore, huh?
 

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Yes, whatever story you need to "come back" is fine! LOL. Please you changed your mind.

A real hoaxer would leave a trail... like key words or letters, or a hidden post somewhere in another thread, to link back to. ;) But that doesnt matter. Glad to hear you are back.

@theeldest... comeback is due to huge fanclub and the true show of peoples support and appreciation. ie. bribe is due to the members... means SPEND the money on the community here... not sure how to do that except this: go do an indepth article or review and post it up on TPU for us all to benefit. :)
 

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I guess we all know who you're favorite staff member is since he's the only one that got told :p
 
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So I can cancel my anxiety meds? As soon as the current meds wear off, I'm posting something, don't know what yet....
 
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and now he is watching us and laughing on the floor


w1zzard, you should know, you're bigger than us, you're bigger than TPU
 
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So I can cancel my anxiety meds? As soon as the current meds ware off, I'm posting something, don't know what yet....

Yes you can. Send them to me.
 
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I really hope this little fiasco has shown you how truly appreciated you are here W1zz.

Three cheers for the almighty W1zzard!

Hip hip HOORAY :toast:

Hip hip HOORAY :toast:

Hip hip HOORAY :toast:
 
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haha:D W1z shared his secret only with this guy. :D bta is the man
 

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I take back all the nice things I said about you!

(lol, thank christ it was just a joke)
 

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Hah, only our W1zzard is capable of trolling the entire internets...
 
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