Gotcha!

erocker · Apr 2, 2010

Zubasa · Apr 2, 2010

I always knew that it is an April Fool's joke.

There will be no magic to this site without the W1zzard! :laugh:

WhiteLotus · Apr 2, 2010

You penis.

mdm-adph · Apr 2, 2010

Ha ha. I called it.

nemesis.ie said:
The PhysX thing was FAR FAR funnier/more appropriate.

Agreed -- the PhysX one was actually funny. Very funny. :laugh:

Polaris573 · Apr 2, 2010

You're a goddamn motherfucker you know that? You could have at least let me in on the fun.

Taz100420 · Apr 2, 2010

Yup I figured it too but you never know with this sick sick world W1z lives in

Touche my man

human_error · Apr 2, 2010

well that was an epic troll, well played sir. Now piss off for making us all so worried

DaMulta · Apr 2, 2010

Fucker.......Your supposed to say April Fools on April Fools day

Type "W1zzard leaving techpowerup" in Google EPIC

Polaris573 · Apr 2, 2010

Fucking asshattery! I've been had!

RaPiDo987 · Apr 2, 2010

LOL... that was a good one!!! Hey at least you know how appreciated you are!!

ZenZimZaliben · Apr 2, 2010

Yeah that's pretty fucked!! I knew something was up when my comments started getting deleted.

cadaveca · Apr 2, 2010

I knew you couldn't just throw away all the years you have invested. I'm shocked so many people thought you'd walk away so easily...few people are as determined as you are, W1z.

AhokZYashA · Apr 2, 2010

"w1zzard leaving techpowerup"
lol
EPIC!!
all forums discussed about that..

theeldest · Apr 2, 2010

Well, I *was* putting together a pretty hefty bribe to get you to stay. But I guess that it's not really needed anymore, huh?

Completely Bonkers · Apr 2, 2010

Yes, whatever story you need to "come back" is fine! LOL. Please you changed your mind.

A real hoaxer would leave a trail... like key words or letters, or a hidden post somewhere in another thread, to link back to.

But that doesnt matter. Glad to hear you are back.

@theeldest... comeback is due to huge fanclub and the true show of peoples support and appreciation. ie. bribe is due to the members... means SPEND the money on the community here... not sure how to do that except this: go do an indepth article or review and post it up on TPU for us all to benefit.

Polaris573 · Apr 2, 2010

I guess we all know who you're favorite staff member is since he's the only one that got told

HookeyStreet · Apr 2, 2010

SK-1 · Apr 2, 2010

So I can cancel my anxiety meds? As soon as the current meds wear off, I'm posting something, don't know what yet....

locoty · Apr 2, 2010

and now he is watching us and laughing on the floor

w1zzard, you should know, you're bigger than us, you're bigger than TPU

erocker · Apr 2, 2010

SK-1 said:
So I can cancel my anxiety meds? As soon as the current meds ware off, I'm posting something, don't know what yet....

Yes you can. Send them to me.

CyrusK · Apr 2, 2010

Bastard

DanishDevil · Apr 2, 2010

I really hope this little fiasco has shown you how truly appreciated you are here W1zz.

Three cheers for the almighty W1zzard!

Hip hip HOORAY

Hip hip HOORAY

Hip hip HOORAY

mtosev · Apr 2, 2010

haha

W1z shared his secret only with this guy.

bta is the man

Wrigleyvillain · Apr 2, 2010

I take back all the nice things I said about you!

(lol, thank christ it was just a joke)

hat · Apr 2, 2010

Hah, only our W1zzard is capable of trolling the entire internets...

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My name is Dave

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Eat, sleep, game!

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