Gotcha!

Wile E · Apr 3, 2010

Polaris573 said:
You're a goddamn motherfucker you know that? You could have at least let me in on the fun.

That is the most appropriate Avy/user title combo EVER!!!

Now, back to W1z: YOU SONOFABITCH!!!! I was seriously distraught over this (well, that plus the loss of OtherOS support on PS3).

That was one of the more convincing April Fools jokes I've seen.

entropy13 · Apr 3, 2010

hat said:
eh?

Kantastic said:
Don't ever pull something like that again or I'll have Black Panther tie you up & do stuff to you.

Kantastic · Apr 3, 2010

entropy13 said:

I swear I didn't write that.

I typed it.

Wile E · Apr 3, 2010

Black Panther said:
Whaaaaaaaaaa??????????

You made me cry twice! first out of sadness and then out of happiness! I believed it was an april fools but as time went by and 2nd april came I lost hope.....

Awww I love you W1zzard! http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/images/hug-and-kiss/blow-a-heart.gif

This was EPIC! Lol I think you might get into the Guinness Book of records for making the one single april fools joke which the largest number of people believed! It's not just the TPU members, doing a google on "W1zzard leaving Techpowerup" brings up all the major tech forums having a thread dedicated to the topic!

And to celebrate, you must now drink lots of alcohol, and make sure you have your camera easily available.

EarlZ · Apr 3, 2010

Well in where I was the post was already made during April fools day, so didnt do much of a dramatic impact

zAAm · Apr 3, 2010

"I'm glad you're staying" - is what I'm feeling beneath all these layers of hatred and homicidal feelings... :rolleyes:

laszlo · Apr 3, 2010

no comment....

anyway the original thread is kind a tpu review for me;it can help to improve the site

Baum · Apr 3, 2010

i've got some "oster eier" just let me know where you live, but you have to catch them ^^

no honestly thanks for that

btarunr · Apr 3, 2010

TheMailMan78 said:
I think this thread is a fraud also. I exposed W1zz killing Dan in the last thread and now I know Bta was some how involved. Maybe they lured Dan into thinking there was a beer in a snake tamers basket.

http://img.techpowerup.org/100402/snake_charmer_9sfw.jpg

I missed this one.

Nah Dan won't fall for Heineken, it's piss.

HalfAHertz · Apr 3, 2010

100% fooled here too

Tho as was said earlier glad you're sticking around and thanks God for TPU!

spud107 · Apr 3, 2010

maybe w1z should have this as an avatar . . .

H82LUZ73 · Apr 3, 2010

You evil sick twisted person .....

I LOVE IT !!! :toast:

LAN_deRf_HA · Apr 3, 2010

I suspect people will still bitch when he does his 6870 or w/e review.

FreedomEclipse · Apr 3, 2010

I think the prank went beyond a joke. it caused a major uproar within the forums as well as causing members start up a petition to try get you to stay & even went as far as to consider/talk about leaving TPU as well.

TPU is not TPU without W1zzard. I would say that if you do ever decide to leave then at least take the forum down so it doesnt fall into the hands of the wrong people (who could use it for evil?) I would very much like the site to retain its honor as something that has bought thousands of us all over the world together.

& everyone one knows a castle/army/kingdom is nothing without its king. blah blah blah im not sure if thats the right phrase.

-----

Im glad your staying.

Regeneration · Apr 3, 2010

Can't believe people actually bought it. It was pretty obvious... the owner leaves his site because a few trolls? come on! That's why they invented the banhammer[tm].

Triprift · Apr 3, 2010

Wile E said:
And to celebrate, you must now drink lots of alcohol, and make sure you have your camera easily available.

yes and then dont forget to post at Gn glad ya happy BP.

Morgoth · Apr 3, 2010

I allready knew it was a joke.

Dwarden · Apr 3, 2010

that was wise fool posting it just minutes before 1st lol ...

1:0 for wiz

D007 · Apr 3, 2010

You sonofa.......... :laugh:

Well done...
Well done...

TheMailMan78 · Apr 3, 2010

btarunr said:
I missed this one.

Nah Dan won't fall for Heineken, it's piss.

Thats an artist rendering. Whatever beer you used is long gone. You killed Dan.

I will avenge you Dan. I WILL AVENGE!

wahdangun · Apr 3, 2010

TheMailMan78 said:
Thats an artist rendering. Whatever beer you used is long gone. You killed Dan.

I will avenge you Dan. I WILL AVENGE!

maybe all of this was conspiracy theory to distract the masses and no one never know that Dan is missing

SK-1 · Apr 3, 2010

Is Clark Kent to superman like Dan is to W1zz???^

DaveK · Apr 3, 2010

I was kinda skeptical to whether it was true or not, but man thankfully it's not, I didn't want to use other tech sites

Solaris17 · Apr 3, 2010

Wile E said:
And to celebrate, you must now drink lots of alcohol, and make sure you have your camera easily available.

this is legit i was their and what was seen can not be unseen

DonInKansas · Apr 3, 2010

Sooooo.....this means no epic W1zzard retirement For Sale thread?

Bummer.

:laugh:

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