Just slapping a sticker on it and calling it custom reminds me of the sells pitch in Tommy Boy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114694/quotes?qt=qt0402662
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.