Calm down people, everyone is wrong, especially me.
While qubit might be bringing a Charlie Demerjian vibe to TPU, I must give him the benefit of the doubt since he seems to be hating on the entire IT industry, not just the two or three companies. The "Secure Boot" feature seems to be misunderstood as we don't all know exactly what it is.
We browsed the "reports" (not just the TPU versions) and since all of them are heavily biased they try to make Windows 8 (and Microsoft) the bad guy here. It wouldn't be news if it wasn't about a new, shiny (unreleased) product.
The attack described in this article seems to not be geared towards Windows 8 to be fair. Since the attack patches the MBR and then uses an inherent OS problem to obtain elevated rights it looks like Vista, Windows 7, Windows Server 2008 (R1/R2) and possibly others that support UEFI (or any hybrid UEFI version) can be attacked in the exact same way, and I don't see it now how it is related to UEFI or the secure boot feature.
To this looks to be nothing more then a puny OS vulnerability (like hundreds before it and hundreds after it) made to look like UEFI/Microsoft are the bad guys here. It will get patched, before or after the OS ships. Even more it is a vulnerability that first attacks the legacy part of the OS, and I thought that UEFI is the step away from legacy.
So it looks to me like UEFI and Microsoft should make the secure boot feature even more closed and draconic in nature in order to protect their customers. And in this way the reports are contradicting in nature, since half of them complain about the feature locking out Linux and other fluffy things like that while the other half complain about it letting in governments and other not-so-fluffy things.
I remember the same reaction when Microsoft introduced the driver signature enforcement in Vista, everyone automatically switched to panic mode, but in the end all was good.
Like then, everyone is now overreacting, trying desperately for their 15 minutes in the spotlight, and in a way, "Windoze 8 is the D3vil" articles will bring in many visitors to any site, visitors that will translate into add revenue.