Man memorizes and writes entire Zelda: Twilight Princess script

zekrahminator · Feb 14, 2007

Anyone who's played Zelda: Twilight Princess knows that it is an extraordinarily long game, filled with a lot of events that contribute to the plot. It also has a ton of dialog, which would be a real pain to memorize, let alone write down. Yet strangely, a man has somehow find the passion and the disturbing amount of spare time to do just that. This man, who prefers to remain anonymous, claims he can "probably recite every line of dialog front and back while burping, and can espouse all the crazy timeline theories that abound and what it all means in the grand scheme of things". In the event that someone may not want to listen to all this/have time to do so, he wrote the script down as a very long text file, which can be grabbed off of Neoseeker.

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WarEagleAU · Feb 14, 2007

That is awesome as hell. You go boy!

Deleted member 3 · Feb 14, 2007

WarEagleAU said:
That is awesome as hell. You go boy!

I'd use the word pathetic.

PyroInc · Feb 14, 2007

....:shadedshu

WarEagleAU · Feb 14, 2007

Its still pretty cool though, pathetic or not ::rofl::

C.Ash · Feb 14, 2007

Uh.. im sure its written down somewhere already. Memorizing it is the only actuall achievement here.

ktr · Feb 14, 2007

Nerd!!!!!

WarEagleAU · Feb 14, 2007

Rofl Ktr! Rofl!

Deleted member 3 · Feb 14, 2007

WarEagleAU said:
Its still pretty cool though, pathetic or not ::rofl::

It's not. Test it yourself; go to a bar and walk up to a hot lady and tell her you memorized a game. Most women will not think you're cool.

gamer210 · Feb 14, 2007

and I thought I had no life...

mullered07 · Feb 14, 2007

prefers to remain anonymous because hes a total recluse whos spent the last 2 years of his life locked up in a little room playing zelda twilight princess 24/7, probably hasnt got laid in all that time or a long time before, still lives at his moms house and is probably going to go on a killing spree some day in a mall because he was bullied as a kid *exhales :eek:

*

oh and his name is bartholmew :laugh:

Yin · Feb 15, 2007

mullered07 said:
prefers to remain anonymous because hes a total recluse whos spent the last 2 years of his life locked up in a little room playing zelda twilight princess 24/7, probably hasnt got laid in all that time or a long time before, still lives at his moms house and is probably going to go on a killing spree some day in a mall because he was bullied as a kid *exhales *

oh and his name is bartholmew

the game hasnt been released for 2 years..... not even a year acually

Wile E · Feb 15, 2007

DanTheBanjoman said:
It's not. Test it yourself; go to a bar and walk up to a hot lady and tell her you memorized a game. Most women will not think you're cool.

The ones I'm interested in would. I find looking for women in bars to be lame.

Easy Rhino · Feb 15, 2007

Wile E said:
The ones I'm interested in would. I find looking for women in bars to be lame.

while i dont disagree that looking in bars for women is lame, i highly doubt you will find any woman who would appreciate it. even the most hardcore would find it lame because this is beyond hardcore. weve hit a whole new level here.

Deleted member 3 · Feb 15, 2007

Wile E said:
The ones I'm interested in would. I find looking for women in bars to be lame.

You so missed the point, replace bar with Star Trek convention if that makes you feel better. Even those females won't be impressed, unless of course you add that you're an android...

Wile E · Feb 16, 2007

DanTheBanjoman said:
You so missed the point, replace bar with Star Trek convention if that makes you feel better. Even those females won't be impressed, unless of course you add that you're an android...

Well, OK. I admit that this case is a little extreme .

Deleted member 3 · Feb 16, 2007

Wile E said:
Well, OK. I admit that this case is a little extreme .

Extreme and a terrorist, aren't I evil?

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