NVIDIA Preparing a dual-GM200 Graphics Card

[geon2k2]

If there is a market for the overpriced Nano, then guess what ladies... there is a market for this too.

nice pic

 

[lilhasselhoffer]

It's like the price is right in the most horrible way.

We don't know what we're getting, but the pricing is likely to be astronomical, the performance is unlikely to justify that sort of astronomical pricing, and everybody secretly wants to play with one (despite never wanting to part with that much cash).


Kudos Nvidia. You've gotten to the point where everyone knows your offering is a joke, but none of us can laugh for fear that sales figures will make this a joke without a punchline.

 

[Bytales]

This is Nvidia trying to clear stock of GM200 chips and GDDR5 chips, the good ol fashioned way, by cashing big time on it.

 

[DeadSkull]

I want an Asus MARS type monstrosity. Quad 8 pin PCIE connectors, 12 GB of ram per gpu, dual water block gpu cooling, 16 phases per each gpu, copper heat pipe cooling for VRMs and RAM, insulated copper back plate for maximum heat conductance.

I also want Multicolor LEDs on the TOP, BACK and FRONT of the GRAPHICS card. Fingerprint sensor would be good, smartphones come with that stuff.

Titanium carbon fibre alloy for the outer gpu case for looks and durability.

 

[xorbe]

F*** everything, we're doing four fans. I don't care if they have to cram the fourth fan in perpendicular to the other three, just do it!

 

[Aquinus]

You forgot the fine print that says in addition to an insane price that the air cooled version can only be cooled properly with rarefied air.

 

[Xzibit]

4 slot card. Heat-sink spanning 2 slots in a U with 6 fans 3x3 in a push pull config with the exhaust towards the PCB. Included in the box will be 20 twisty ties, 2 support jacks and 4 bungee cords. It will win every reviewer award out there.

 

[RealNeil]

You'll have to connect a shop-vac to the card to suck out all of the heat. Never mind the noise,..........

 

[lilhasselhoffer]

What is this thread?

Nvidia won't do an air cooled version. Those plebs who would dare ask for one will be impaled upon a sacrificial alter, and their blood will be channeled into the liquid coolers that they will require. Zuul mother f***er, Zuul!




Serious note though, multiple heat pipes across the VRM, and enough heat pipes across the GPU die itself it'll look like an eldritch horror with all of those tentacles weaving their way through the fins. Maybe I should have gone Cthulu above, rather than Zuul...?

 

[Prima.Vera]

I personally wait for the new GTX X80-Ti card from nVidia with HBM2 sometimes next year. No need to go into this dual GPU nonsense.

 

[64K]

I personally wait for the new GTX X80-Ti card from nVidia with HBM2 sometimes next year. No need to go into this dual GPU nonsense.

That would be the smart thing to do imo especially if this dual GM200 is a replay of the Titan Z silliness.

 

[RealNeil]

I'm gonna wait for the HBM4-XL2 cards. It is said that they'll draw blood from your enemies and impregnate their women.