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Goat Simulator 3 Out Now on Steam

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Greetings goats, we—Coffee Stain—hope y'all had a lovely Valventine's Day yesterday. It wasn't steamy enough, you say? Aight, we got you covered. Goat Simulator 3 is finally out on Steam! About damn time right. And if you've grown tired of your relationship after yesterday's lack of effort, why not end it for good with any of the seven mini-games we've in the game? We guarantee it will work!..Er, we can't actually guarantee that.

Pilgor's baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new (at least on Steam), totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.




Watch the Accolades | Steam Release trailer here:


If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customization options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.

Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our "game designers" have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game's post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!

DISCLAIMER:
Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.

NOTES:
  • Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!
  • Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.
  • Sandbox farmyard—false alarm, this one is actually true.

Play Goat Simulator 3 on Steam today!

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Every time I see this goat simulator thing I'm reminded of the movie 40 year old virgin and the middle eastern dude always saying go f a goat hehe and wonder if he created it :roll:
 
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I played 1/2 long ago for like 5 mins and it was fun time waster.

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3 already? How many times does one need to simulate being a goat? :wtf:
 
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