ASUS Announces Fragrance Mouse

[Nomad76]

ASUS today announced ASUS Fragrance Mouse, a stylish and ergonomic mouse that's available in distinctive Iridescent White or Rose Clay finishes, and boasting an internal fragrance compartment with a refillable vial for aromatic oils. The mouse features PTFE feet and adjustable DPI for smooth glides and precise control. Its durable switches boast a 10-million-click lifespan. Plus, 2.4 GHz wireless and Bluetooth technologies ensure seamless dual-mode connectivity.

Distinctive aesthetic
Available in Iridescent White or Rose Clay, ASUS Fragrance Mouse has a distinctive style that adds a dash of elegance into any home workspace or office setup. Additionally, this ergonomic mouse offers a gently-curved thumb rest along its right side to give users a proper and comfortable grip.



Personalized scents
ASUS Fragrance Mouse boasts a unique design with an internal bottom compartment that houses a refillable vial that can be filled with aromatic oils. The removable vial can be washed and refilled with different scents.

Smooth and swift glides
The feet on ASUS Fragrance Mouse are made from PTFE material for smooth, swift glides over any flat surface. The mouse also benefits from three adjustable DPI levels—1200dpi, 1600dpi, and 2400dpi—for seamless and precise control across different screen resolutions and surfaces.

ASUS Fragrance Mouse is built to last, boasting 10-million-click-lifespan mouse switches. Plus, the switches have a low-noise design for almost-silent mouse clicks.



Dual-mode connectivity
Versatile dual-mode 2.4 GHz wireless and Bluetooth connectivity facilitates connections to laptops and PCs, with built-in power-saving technology extracting up to a year's worth of pinpoint control from a single AA battery.

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[wNotyarD]

Wait, is it already April 1st?

 

[Macro Device]

ergonomic

It's only ergonomic if you're no bigger than a cat.

 

[Count von Schwalbe]

Eh, would be nice for work when the guy in the next cubicle has Indian food for lunch.

 

[O.0]

Well. Xiaomi made a car, ASUS made a mouse.

 

[Easy Rhino]

Fragrance Mouse? So does it smell like a mouse? Terrible name...

 

[FinlandApollo]

God, people with fragrance allergies will love this a lot.

If you need to have a mouse to emit fragrances, get your nose checked. I'm 100% sure that people that this product is targeted, are those people that literally pour a bottle of fragrance on them every morning...

 

[DDCC]

Made for people who don't wash their hands after using toilet I guess. Asus thinks there are lot's of them.

 

[azrael]

 

[INSTG8R]

I’ll take the mouse nobody asked for $200?

 

[Nater]

I don't dare show this to my wife or 11 year old daughter. You guys have no idea.

 

[MaMoo]

Does it vibrate?

 

[AusWolf]

But why?

 

[INSTG8R]

I don't dare show this to my wife or 11 year old daughter. You guys have no idea.

Yeah pretty sure that’s the intended audience

 

[Squared]

Have we not already endured enough fragrance-infused products? Now I have to be suspicious of using a friend's computer mouse.

 

[dyonoctis]

God, people with fragrance allergies will love this a lot.

If you need to have a mouse to emit fragrances, get your nose checked. I'm 100% sure that people that this product is targeted, are those people that literally pour a bottle of fragrance on them every morning...

Frangrance was probably a poor choice of words, people tends to think of perfurme, when it's more about the ambiant scent. Cold essential oils can be smelled when you are near them, but it won't fill the whole room. If your workplace stink, that can be a good way to deal with it discreetly I guess.

 

[AsRock]

Any chance there is a sent for crapping your self when you get ambushed ?.

Well going need a good fart machine to make it a mans mouse haha.

 

[tpuuser256]

Project Dali was good, but... this

 

[Alan Smithee]

Now you can truly say you stink at Call of Duty

 

[FierceRed]

Bruh. I'm gonna buy one for my gf and sister.

Easiest birthday gifts of my life.

I don't dare show this to my wife or 11 year old daughter. You guys have no idea.

I know right! They just don't know.

 

[AnotherReader]

Made for people who don't wash their hands after using toilet I guess. Asus thinks there are lot's of them.

If you have ever worked in a corporate setting and had occasion to use the washroom, you would realize that ASUS is right. I've seen disgusting people not wash their hands after defecating.

Bruh. I'm gonna buy one for my gf and sister.

Easiest birthday gifts of my life.



I know right! They just don't know.

Yes, I get the jokes, but 50% of computer users don't brag about their penis size so it isn't shocking that companies would cater to them as well.

 

[FierceRed]

Yes, I get the jokes, but 50% of computer users don't brag about their penis size so it isn't shocking that companies would cater to them as well.

I wasn't joking, they'll love this thing! One of them is going to ask if they can use bath oils in it too.

Also, you just gave me a business idea: computer chair pads that give scrot-cushioning and rise in size/price based on dick size...

 

[AnotherReader]

I wasn't joking, they'll love this thing! One of them is going to ask if they can use bath oils in it too.

Also, you just gave me a business idea: computer chair pads that give scrot-cushioning and rise in size/price based on dick size...

I guess I was unclear. As a man who has lived in a female dominated house, I understood your point. I was just saying that, contrary to the jokes in this thread, this is a good idea.

As for that chair, you'll have the problem of every man buying the wrong chair, because they can't admit to having a small schlong.

 

[Nater]

Does it vibrate?

You really posted that right under where I said "I don't dare show this to my wife" lolz

 

[GodisanAtheist]

facepalm all you will, I'd rather have this quirky out of the box product than the n-teenth "leet gamerz waifu pro-sport aerodynamic 50,000 DPI for that intense Fortnite lyfestyle" mouse