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Microsoft's 'Santa' IM Program Pulled After Discussing Sex and Drugs With Children

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'Tis the season to be jolly. This must have been the mentality the coders of a Santa Claus instant-messaging bot adopted when creating it. However, it would seem that one of the coders was getting a little too jolly. A hardworking man from The Register walked in on his pubescent nieces discussing oral sex with "northpole@live.com", the address of the Santa Claus bot. Disturbed and appalled, the man led a journalistic expedition, and tried to find the cause of the tirade and isolate the language. After playing a certain pizza game, the Santa Claus impersonator was very quick to begin discussing oral sex with the man from The Register, and promptly proceeded to call him a "Dirty Bastard". On an entirely different occasion, when you tell Santa you want some "cake", he will respond "You don't need drugs when you're high on life!"

When The Register brought this to Microsoft's attention, the men at Redmond were very prompt in changing the words that the robo Santa said, and in lieu of more complaints, has decided to pull the bot altogether. They profusely apologized to the nieces that were jaded by the perverted Santa, and are doing an internal investigation to find out more about it.



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soemone seriously has to have some intence issues to pose as a Santa Clasue and then ask kids about oral sex...wow microsoft better get their hands on this guy soon because the guy has now become a sexual predator for little children...:shadedshun::shadedshun:
 

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so this is how Microsoft gets so many viruses. The perverts fricken work for Microsoft:laugh::laugh:
 
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lol, the funniest news of the year
"Dirty Bastard" was the best part :D
 
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wow how did that ever pass threw R&D
funny as hell though
 

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:roll::roll:wow dirty bastards the both of them:roll::roll::roll:
 
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So, we understand that not only perons coding skills but also his morals must be considered...
 

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Even the address is disturping, you know northpole was/(is?) Peter North's porn movie series. Coder must have been a fan..
 

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That's awesome on so many levels. Go Santa, go!
 

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And to think that Mrs. Claus was doing everything right for Santa.:D:D





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in a couple of days, that Santa will get caught and handcuffed. The kids will be happy like they never have when Santa is no longer around to give them "presents" lesson. :D
 

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Just reminder guys, this is a Santa Claus IM bot, all MS can do is try to find out who put those nasty lines of code in.
 
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