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Stern Body-Laptop Privacy Interface

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Ever need privacy when working on your laptop or computer? Perhaps you were working on top-secret data that could compromise the safety of hundreds of millions of people if seen by terrorists or similar organizations. Or you simply didn't want you co-worker knowing what your login to MSN was. Either way, Sternlab has a solution for you. Named the BodyTechnologyInterface, the wooly jumper will make sure that nobody but you sees your laptop screen or keyboard. A smaller, keyboard-only version is available.



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Somehow I don't think anyone wearing one would have any trouble getting privacy.
 

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now i can finally watch porn in the living room with the family present and headphones on. :pimp:
 
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Lol u have got to be kidding me that is sad.
 

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lol she has a bucket!
 
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why is it always the Japanese that comes out with this kind of stuff?:rolleyes:
 

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because theyve invented everything else...their like the R&D of the world...their not intrested in the lancer evo or PS3 their already a couple gens after that.
 
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this looks so stupid
 

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honestly tho, the lack of proper ambient lighting must be damaging do your eyes. also, the lack of proper air/ventilation doesn't help one's computing either.
 

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why is it always the Japanese that comes out with this kind of stuff?:rolleyes:

:wtf:

Lol, just b/c the model is east Asian (she doesn't even look Japanese) you assume it's a Japanese invention? It's made by Sternlab, after I guess the founder/designer Rebecca Stern ... looking at the website she went to Arizona State University, and has some community program in Phoenix so most likely she's probably an American from Phoenix Arizona. I think USA gets the credit for this one.
 
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now i can finally watch porn in the living room with the family present and headphones on. :pimp:

lol Your killing me :roll:

really get that the F--k out here. What retard would use that.
 
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wth? Time for lawsuits man.

I used to do that when I was 6. Infringement!
 
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Hahahahahaha. :wtf:
 

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thats great!
 

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Lol looks like an alien trying to suck her head in
 
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that gurl looks a lot like my mates sister......but with shorter hair...
 
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Lol... emo friend... its not black though...

Sounds like a good thing to do with your laptop, wrap it up in an afgan, so it can start the whole thing on fire, with you inside.
 

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Lol... emo friend... its not black though...

Sounds like a good thing to do with your laptop, wrap it up in an afgan, so it can start the whole thing on fire, with you inside.

yea looks like it would get nice and warm in that thing!
 

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or you could turn it the other way round & wear it like a poncho


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:shadedshu That truly is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. The nincompoop who invented this should be taken out back and shot! Imagine if you were to put that thing on in an airplane...everyone would be all over you like maggots on a dead corpse! :laugh:
 
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