Stern Body-Laptop Privacy Interface

Weer · Apr 16, 2008

EnergyFX said:
Everything Is Going

To Be

Alright

No! That thing will suck us all!! :eek:

FatForester · Apr 16, 2008

I wonder if the makers took being able to breathe in consideration...

Privacy + Looking like an idiot > Breathing

GJSNeptune · Apr 16, 2008

Air can permeate wool.

csendesmark · Apr 16, 2008

LOL
funny looking

Morgoth · Apr 16, 2008

this is somthing for muslims

ArkanHell · Apr 16, 2008

::Tech News::
The US Goverment had order earlier this morning the adquisition and deployment of the BTI (BodyTechnologyInterface) to their troops on Irak and Aganiftan in order to protect confential data and information from OSEHs, (Code Name: Over Shoulder Eye Hackers).

In the mean whiles Intelligence is working in a improved model made of cotton for more warm latitudes, and a ziped model that will allow a fast cover and uncover movement when in action.

Kreij · Apr 16, 2008

The hands only one could be useful for teaching people how to touch-type by preventing them from looking at the keyboard.

The full head version just leaves me speechless it is so mind-numbingly retarded.
That being said, they will probably sell millions.

technicks · Apr 16, 2008

Morgoth said:
this is somthing for muslims

LMFAO

The laptop burka. No offence.

Steevo · Apr 16, 2008

I will take two. To hide the ugly faces of salesmen using laptops. Probably a bitch to use while driving though.

Scrizz · Apr 16, 2008

lol this is too much

Error 404 · Apr 16, 2008

Most stupid tech of the year

Haha, imagine trying to reach for your coffee with you hands stuck to the keyboard!
I vote this as the Most Stupid Tech Design of the year, unless someone has something else that beats it...

Triprift · Apr 16, 2008

Errr no i think we got a winner man.

GJSNeptune · Apr 16, 2008

Tech design?

qwerty_lesh · Apr 17, 2008

HAHA what the feck, this thread is crazy...
next they'll invent a privacy suicide 'interface' which covers your head and goes to your car exaust :laugh:

if this was created in a university.. .lmfao someone should go and test their water for drugs hahahahahaha

bim27142 · Apr 17, 2008

this is crazy... :respect:

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