what the actual f*ck man? Are you high on narcotics or something?
You brought up the wireless mouse in this wired mouse review. I've never even mentioned it once. You're just going off on that random tangent in your own crazed imagination.
You also brought up the Zowie, which you think is shit. Again, that's irrelevant, but it's your Zowie suggest, and again, I never mention the Zowie, other than to tell you that your "$30-40 Zowie" has an MSRP of $70, which is more expensive than this reviewed mouse, which you're complaining is too expensive!
All of your suggestions are complete ass, and here's why, listed in the insane order you mentioned them.
- Pwnage UCW - Wireless, Skeletal, MSRP $70
- AJ390 - Skeletal, MSRP $44, shipping from China is $10 for 2-3 weeks, or $40 for 5-10 days.
- "Basic Zowie" - MSRP $70. How is that cheaper than MSRP $60?
- Projects Gaming S001 - Skeletal, MSRP $50
How can I ELI5 for you?
- Wireless mice are not a valid suggestion.
- >$60 MSRP is not a valid suggestion (this is your original complaint)
- Skeletal mice are not a valid suggestion
Valid alternatives
to this mouse must be wired, non-skeletal, WMO-shaped, lightweight, and have good quality switches even on the side buttons and wheel. If it doesn't meet those criteria, it's not a competitor to the Gamesense MVP.
@pzogel actually suggests four in his conclusion, but I guess you didn't read that because you were too busy hallucinating about wireless skeletal mice that are nothing like the review mouse at all.