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pr0n Inspector · Apr 4, 2010

Nice ladder is nice.

hat · Apr 4, 2010

Fatal said:
Hat, what does the scouter say about W1zzard's troll level!?

The avatar is there because I have over 9000 posts, but it fits this too...

DaedalusHelios · Apr 4, 2010

Gotta cancel my plane tickets to Germany now.

hat · Apr 4, 2010

Yeah, I had the U.S. military convinced that W1zz was a terrorist and a threat to all humanity... now I have to un-convince them and probably lose all credibility forever.

soldier242 · Apr 4, 2010

DonInKansas said:
I was hoping he'd start a new Adult site called PussPowerUp.

YEAH, maybe he's doing something like this as well :rockout:

DaedalusHelios said:
Gotta cancel my plane tickets to Germany now.

hey hey, germany is a nice country, you can still come over on a holiday and drink some GOOD beer

W1zzard · Apr 4, 2010

hat said:
Yeah, I had the U.S. military convinced that W1zz was a terrorist and a threat to all humanity... now I have to un-convince them and probably lose all credibility forever.

the US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names

TRIPTEX_CAN · Apr 4, 2010

I had the feeling you were joking but it's revealing to know the truth.

Deleted member 24505 · Apr 4, 2010

W1zzard said:
the US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names

Its so the US military can find out how to oc the pentium 4 machines they use. :laugh:

TheMailMan78 · Apr 4, 2010

tigger said:
Its so the US military can find out how to oc the pentium 4 machines they use.

Don't go there tigger.

btarunr · Apr 4, 2010

Or simply what GPUs to use on their America's Army gaming rigs.

DrPepper · Apr 4, 2010

TheMailMan78 said:
Don't go there tigger.

Chill man it's a joke.

Deleted member 3 · Apr 4, 2010

W1zzard said:
the US military is reading TPU, also some guys at lockheed martin and other big arms names

Don't forget the guy on the antarctic research base.

TheMailMan78 · Apr 4, 2010

DanTheBanjoman said:
Don't forget the guy on the antarctic research base.

Dan......is that you?

Marineborn · Apr 4, 2010

tigger said:
Its so the US military can find out how to oc the pentium 4 machines they use.

LOLZ! them pentium 4's are the sweetness you shut your mouth, i login in atleast 12 minutes

TheMailMan78 · Apr 4, 2010

Marineborn said:
LOLZ! them pentium 4's are the sweetness you shut your mouth, i login in atleast 12 minutes

One thing I will say about pentium 4's is they can take some damn heat. My Dad keeps his in his wood working shop. Ever see saw dust caked on a CPU cooler? You know what? It runs like a champ!

Mussels · Apr 4, 2010

TheMailMan78 said:
Dan......is that you?

dan died. we replaced him with a spam bot.

we dont expect anyone to notice.

entropy13 · Apr 4, 2010

Mussels said:
dan died. we replaced him with a spam bot.

we dont expect anyone to notice.

A spam bot in Antartica?

pr0n Inspector · Apr 4, 2010

entropy13 said:
A spam bot in Antartica?

Created by Ancients, powered by ZPM.

Mussels · Apr 4, 2010

pr0n Inspector said:
Created by Ancients, powered by ZPM.

manned by canadians.

Yukikaze · Apr 4, 2010

Mussels said:
dan died. we replaced him with a spam bot.

we dont expect anyone to notice.

LAWL.

entropy13 · Apr 4, 2010

Mussels said:
manned by canadians.

How old are Canadians then? Right at the time when some magma cooled down and formed land 3.5 billion years ago? :roll:

Mussels · Apr 4, 2010

entropy13 said:
How old are Canadians then? Right at the time when some magma cooled down and formed land 3.5 billion years ago?

SGA was filmed in canada iirc, with a fair amount of canadians involved. so the canadians are manning the ancient station in antarctica, which is where they found the dan-bot.

(meanwhile, onlookers are thinking HOLY SHIT - THERES NERDS ON TEH INTERNET!)

Polaris573 · Apr 4, 2010

pr0n Inspector said:
Created by Ancients, powered by ZedPM.

are you sure it's not a replicator?

theJesus · Apr 4, 2010

Oh, FFS . . . Fuck, damn it, that was epic.

Now let's all just have a sexy party and forget how gullible we are.

15th Warlock · Apr 4, 2010

My reaction to this thread:

:confused:

AARGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

:eek:

:shadedshu

:ohwell:

OMG, I was kinda expecting this, but I'll not lie to you, I even signed the petition....

Congratz on pulling such an epic April Fools joke :toast:

You rock!

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