The TPU UK Clubhouse

cheesy999 · Jul 21, 2011

theoneandonlymrk said:
you cant get drunk on 12 cups of coffee and 3 js dude

eh n I might be listestic disleptic dislexic.. stupid yopu dont kno

you sound like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCYQL8ouqw&feature=related said:
1. OMG I'M LIEK ONLY 16 LOLOLOL I FREAKIN LUVVVVVV TEH BEATLES 33
2. THUMBS UP IF UR WATCHIN IN 2011 TOO LOLOLOLOLOL
3. THE DISLIKE BAR IS THE SIZE OF JUSTIN BEAVERS PENIS LOLOLOLOL
4. ALSO THUMBS UP IF U LOVE THE BEATLES AS MUCH AS I DO. LOL I'M ONLY LIEK 16 YEARS OLD LOLOLOLOL
5. 56 PEOPLE HAVE SUCKED JUSTIN BIEBERS DICK. I'M ONLY SIXTEEN YEARS OLD AN I LOVE TEH BEATLES LOLOLOL
6. TEH BEST PART IS 0:00 - 3:55 LOL THAT'S THE ENTIRE VIDEO LOLOLOLOLOLOL I'M 16

that might of been a small hyperbole :laugh:

TheoneandonlyMrK · Jul 21, 2011

cheesy999 said:
you sound like this guy

Av you mic'd my ouse.

shit im not that bad guy, im from manchester not oxford so i talk/type like i do simples

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011

theoneandonlymrk said:
you cant get drunk on 12 cups of coffee and 3 js dude

eh n I might be listestic disleptic dislexic.. stupid yopu dont kno

are you sure??

Are you sure the person serving the coffee didnt slip any roofies in or beat you over the back of the head with something?? Im really worried about you! Id seek medical assistance!!

TheoneandonlyMrK · Jul 21, 2011

no im fine just different from you.

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011

theoneandonlymrk said:
no im fine just different from you.

of course you are! you're very special!!

TheoneandonlyMrK · Jul 21, 2011

if you say so, I am for one thing a calm, sensible headed mofo despite your low opinion and derision.

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011

I was messing lol. anyone in this clubhouse will tell you not to take me so seriously!

TheoneandonlyMrK · Jul 21, 2011

i figured you were and didnt want to be insultin.

wasnt worried either way as im sanguinely chilled

http://www.scan.co.uk/products/1gb-...hz-gddr5-gpu-870mhz-1600-cores-2x-dvi-hdmi-dp

considering buying this but what do they mean by pre order, how long is the wait do you reckon?

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011

theoneandonlymrk said:
considering buying this but what do they mean by pre order, how long is the wait do you reckon?

anywhere between 2-3weeks. thats what they usually do to gain peoples interest. but it also depends on what the item is as well.

MilkyWay · Jul 21, 2011

Non compos mentis.

cheesy999 · Jul 21, 2011

MilkyWay said:
Non compos mentis.

You may also be having keyboard problems...

MightyMission · Jul 21, 2011

lockstock for mangled/monged/blazin/comfortable numb/creatured orrr insert euphemism here>

MilkyWay · Jul 21, 2011

cheesy999 said:
you may also be having keyboard problems...

weesht!

FreedomEclipse · Jul 21, 2011

cheesy999 said:
You may also be having keyboard problems...

OR

He could be welsh or having a stroke!

cheesy999 · Jul 21, 2011

FreedomEclipse said:
OR

He could be welsh or having a stroke!

Someone call 999, he used vowels!

MilkyWay · Jul 21, 2011

FreedomEclipse said:
OR

He could be welsh or having a stroke!

lol no man...

scaminatrix · Jul 21, 2011

MightyMission said:
lockstock for mangled/monged/blazin/comfortable numb/creatured orrr insert euphemism here>

Aaaaayyyy, how you doing man?

scaminatrix · Jul 22, 2011

Aah this made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TxfwB3BWQ&feature=related

Radio 1 prank calling a Scottish pizza delivery place.

MilkyWay · Jul 22, 2011

scaminatrix said:
Aah this made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TxfwB3BWQ&feature=related

Radio 1 prank calling a Scottish pizza delivery place.

Do you do liver?
OF COURSE WE DE"LIVER".
Can i have a liver and pineapple pizza?
What liver we dont do liver... yeah but you said you do liver?
NAW A SAID WE DELIVER.

ROFL

scaminatrix · Jul 22, 2011

I like the way he clocks on - "Anita Gofradump? (2second pause while he says it again in his head) YOU F*(&^$& WEE £%$*" --- priceless!

It's the same place every time aswell (for those who haven't figured)

MightyMission · Jul 22, 2011

Alright my man!
Things kinda wild and rugged here..but i'm sure thats a universal thing across the board.
On the upside however it's friday and i can release some moneys so i'd like to make you significantly richer but i will just be making you partially richer :/
I've been offered one of these (with 4gb ram)
http://h40059.www4.hp.com/uk/commercial-laptops/product.php?id=XX991EA&experience=direct
seems ok but it's no use to me,how much should i jog something like that on for?i need the money more than i need shelf fodder

kurosagi01 · Jul 22, 2011

If the laptop is free then take it lol,if not i think you can probably get a better laptop for whatever their charging you?

MightyMission · Jul 22, 2011

well its only 35 + post from SA :roll:

but the mrs's dad owns a shipping firm in durban so i should think the post will be negligible.

scaminatrix · Jul 22, 2011

MightyMission said:
Alright my man!
Things kinda wild and rugged here..but i'm sure thats a universal thing across the board.
On the upside however it's friday and i can release some moneys so i'd like to make you significantly richer but i will just be making you partially richer :/
I've been offered one of these (with 4gb ram)
http://h40059.www4.hp.com/uk/commercial-laptops/product.php?id=XX991EA&experience=direct
seems ok but it's no use to me,how much should i jog something like that on for?i need the money more than i need shelf fodder

Aah, Friday's, they're magical things aren't they? What would you be liking out of my fine shopping establishment my kind sir whatho whatho whatho

I just got back from meeting dhdude and ears1991 to buy my new GTX470. Really nice guys, wish I didn't have to do one so quick

My son got one of those kids Angus burger's from Burger King:

He took one look at it and shouted "Dad, this looks like little boobs" :laugh:

I nearly choked on my drink!

That lappy looks like £300 - £400 new, I'd say £200 if it's working and clean. Maybe more if it's decent condition? I'm unsure of lappy's tbh, but that's what I would try for.

MightyMission · Jul 22, 2011

I wont be purveying or perusing today but i will be postulating on the perverse nature of BK burgers haha
the lappy is on its way to me now,i looked up the price on those 478 core2duos cpu's alone and if something fails out of this "fully working" lappy i will be able to make back my outlay by breaking it up.

I'm back home in eastbourne now and i doff my cap to you sir!

I didn't beleive ddr2 could do 1T but that platinum does 4-4-4-12 1T@880 which is the best i can ask(and probably best of all) my trusty old destroyer is back to life albeit with one dead pci-e slot...
I got such a hankering for BK that i bought 2 on my way out of town yesterday because eastbourne dont have BK

Sacrilege!
Near on 2 years i been living in the belly of the beast with nary so much as an angus much less a double whopper to keep my spirits up..

how you finding the 470?is it ref or twin fan jobby?

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Memory	Gskill Trident Z 3900cas18 32Gb in four sticks./16Gb/16GB
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Keyboard	Roccat Aimo 120
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Mouse	Logitech G502 X
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The TPU UK Clubhouse

cheesy999

TheoneandonlyMrK

FreedomEclipse

~Technological Technocrat~

TheoneandonlyMrK

FreedomEclipse

~Technological Technocrat~

TheoneandonlyMrK

FreedomEclipse

~Technological Technocrat~

TheoneandonlyMrK

FreedomEclipse

~Technological Technocrat~

MilkyWay

cheesy999

MightyMission

MilkyWay

FreedomEclipse

~Technological Technocrat~

cheesy999

MilkyWay

scaminatrix

scaminatrix

MilkyWay

scaminatrix

MightyMission

kurosagi01

MightyMission

scaminatrix

MightyMission

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