qubit's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 GIVEAWAY competition!

[crazyeyesreaper]

I dont want it seriously i hate Call Of Duty, if given to me for free id laugh about it in my games list, and play it simply to compare with BF3 and laugh at the inadequate attempt by Activision to produce a superior game, then ill play CoD 4 MW and further re affirm my position that Call of Duty has been the exact same game for 6 years and they just made a new chapter and charged full price per chapter, If given the free bundle i would,

A) continue to troll CoD players
B) it would give me a better ability to directly insult MW3
C) it would allow me to gain infractions without asking for them directly
D) I can laugh at my friends and tell them i have the game got it for free and dont play it when they ask if they can Ill tell them no as i watch them cry like crack addicts that had there stash stolen.
E) I want it so i can be a complete ass about it.
and post things like this and say its true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98IllinIqe8

I want it simply so others cant have it.

 

[qubit]

I dont want it seriously i hate Call Of Duty, if given to me for free id laugh about it in my games list, and play it simply to compare with BF3 and laugh at the inadequate attempt by Activision to produce a superior game, then ill play CoD 4 MW and further re affirm my position that Call of Duty has been the exact same game for 6 years and they just made a new chapter and charged full price per chapter, If given the free bundle i would,

A) continue to troll CoD players
B) it would give me a better ability to directly insult MW3
C) it would allow me to gain infractions without asking for them directly
D) I can laugh at my friends and tell them i have the game got it for free and dont play it when they ask if they can Ill tell them no as i watch them cry like crack addicts that had there stash stolen.
E) I want it so i can be a complete ass about it.
and post things like this and say its true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98IllinIqe8

I want it simply so others cant have it.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100720033914/callofduty/images/c/ca/WOW_JUST_WOW.jpg

You total and complete, git. I love it. The bold bit is probably the best bit, but it's all excellent. Nice one.

 

[crazyeyesreaper]

my mother always told me honesty was the best policy and i will do all the above if i get it, then again my grandmother always told me all women are the same if you flip them upside down, i dont know where i was going with this.. just give me the games so I can continue to be an asshole.

 

[qubit]

my mother always told me honesty was the best policy and i will do all the above if i get it, then again my grandmother always told me all women are the same if you flip them upside down, i dont know where i was going with this.. just give me the games so I can continue to be an asshole.

Oh, I believe you.

It's probably a good idea that you stopped right there at the 'flipping' stage...

 

[Derek12]

Yes, your PC is a bit on the old side with a bottom end graphics card, but that shouldn't put you off, my friend. What better excuse for a PC enthusiast to upgrade his rig? Even if money is tight, I'll bet you can find some decent used parts, perhaps by trading with members on here?

So, give me that funny entry and make me crack up!

Many thanks, you've convinced me, then I enter the competition

I will keep the game until I have a better rig if I win

 

[qubit]

Many thanks, you've convinced me, then I enter the competition

I will keep the game until I have a better rig if I win

Thanks for entering... but you have to at least try to make a humorous entry! Please see my OP for the gory details.

 

[Derek12]

Thanks for entering... but you have to at least try to make a humorous entry! Please see my OP for the gory details.

Ops sorry I didn't thought that, I will come back when I think something humorous (I am a bit uncreative)

 

[Kreij]

(I am a bit uncreative)

Oh foof ... It's easy Derek .. I'll show you (since you are from Pamplona. ).

I ran with the bulls and spilt all my beer,
I ended up with a horn up my rear.
Please give me the game, or else I fear ...
I'll have to do it again next year.

 

[wolf]

Great poll and thread qubit, members like you make me proud to be with TPU.

as for MW3, my dislike for what infinity ward is doing to the Call Of Duty name has been steadily growing for years, growing with no end in sight.

then just the other day it got so large it collapsed in on itself like a neutron star, and now I want MW3.

Mostly so I can honest to goodness compare it against BF3 and draw my own conclusion, rather than assuming it won't be as good and never buying it.

also I'd love to join online just to screw with 6-15 year old kids who think they are gods gift to video gaming, everything they don't like and complain about, I will do.

used to do it back in the day at LAN centres with CS. these kids would have spoken rules like no AWPing, so what do I do? AWP. when they bitched I'd stand up and say "yeah it's me, and?"

I'd really love to pick up an old hobby like that qubit, you'd make my day.

also if your ever in Paris I could romance you some too

je vais te faire un pipe mon pote

 

[m4gicfour]

You should give it to me because I'll burn it. Literally.

On the other hand, if it's a DD edition, I guess I'd just have to transfer it to an old HDD and bash it or blow it up or something.

 

[Derek12]

Oh foof ... It's easy Derek .. I'll show you (since you are from Pamplona. ).

That was good

 

[Thrackan]

That was good

How about a limerick:

Derek's a guy from Pamplona
who wanted to be a big owner
but he's not to blame
he's missing a game!
so give it to him and he'll show ya

 

[AhokZYashA]

i want this game so i cant brag to my friend to have the MW3, in whichever way i will be bragged back for his BF3 game, but i can reply to him for having the MW and MW3 at the same time!, then he will rebrag me for his Crysis2, then rebrag back with NFS: Hot Pursuit, and so on and so forth.

i want this game so i can play another overrated dizzy game for 1 day and then finishes the SP in 5 hours.

thank you

 

[Thrackan]

In older times with sword and spear, warfare was quite slow
The fastest way to kill a man was shooting with a bow
But bigger were the chances of an illness coming first
or dying due to hunger, scurvy, plague or plain old thirst

Then civilization came to a modern day and age
where people simply wouldn't use an axe to cool their rage
melee combat being far too dangerous to fight
men invented blasting sticks and shot all day and night

Still, why bother risking it when you can watch the Dukes
and sit back and relax while someone else delivers nukes
nowadays you don't fight wars with thousands on a field
you use technology and tactics to make your enemies yield

So, in order to keep up with war in modern times
I need to get familiarized with machine guns and mines
and what better way to do this than with my mouse and keys
so I can keep on walking when I'm shot in both my knees

Modern warfare seems to be the way it is played now
but alas, I have no game like this to play around!
So, I'm asking you today, no, I beg of thee
please enrich my gaming life with Modern Warfare 3

 

[Derek12]

How about a limerick:

Derek's a guy from Pamplona
who wanted to be a big owner
but he's not to blame
he's missing a game!
so give it to him and he'll show ya

LOL that's also good

You described me perfectly

 

[qubit]

Everyone, please note that I've edited my OP to clarify that the closing date is using GMT, to avoid doubt for people in other time zones.

Carry on - I'm seeing some excellent submissions!

 

[caleb]

Unlike some here I don't have a tiny willy so I don't need to e-enlarge it with flaming a video game just because one release was lame. I just want it so I can chill out from all the "OMFG WTF" bullshit in Battlefield.

 

[Millennium]

I tried MW2 during the free steam weekends. Nothing like downloading 2+gb of game to play for 1/2 an hour and give up. It was really hard.

So I would like to win so I can practise my aiming skills and then put them into practise playing BF3 instead lol

 

[Altered]

I don't want the game ... just came to say thanks for supporting the community, Q.

I cant say I don't "want" the game(s) but I also think this is a pretty stand up thing to do for the community.

Just for the record I will be going to court 9/15 to finalize my divorce of 25yrs. Since she left me about 4 months ago I have been looking for things to keep me occupied. So if there is any chance these games would keep my mind occupied for any length of time feel free to pick me as the winner. I could practice my aim as I could pretend all of the enemy was her and her new found partner.

PS Is it wrong to be thinking of banging her mom, she is extremely fine for a 60 yr old. She has been cooking for me since her daughter went nuts. I think I have a shot.

All of the above is 100% real so if it has to be made up bs disqualify me now.

 

[qubit]

Come on people, these are two grade A games and I love seeing your great submissions. Let's keep em coming!

 

[Prima.Vera]

Because I am new here, and because is my birthday.

 

[Shihab]

Come on people, these are two grade A games and I love seeing your great submissions. Let's keep em coming!

A semi-related submission

And another one that's totally unrelated, but couldn't resist posting after seeing your avi

Spoiler

Chrome Rulezzzz

I just hope that doesn't lower my chances to win
would it ?

 

[qubit]

No, you're ok Shihabyooo. Nice entry.

 

[dr emulator (madmax)]

i think that i should have the game, as i have very itchy knees, and this game would stop me scratching the skin of them ,as i would be so engrossed in the game i simply wouldn't have the time to scratch



also we love ya man

 

[LordJummy]

Give it to me and I will make a really nice video of myself throwing it away