Battlefield 3 Clubhouse

[DannibusX]

Will be nice to see you play again, never seen you around too much for BC2.

I dunno why I don't play all that much BC2, it really is a great game. I mostly got lost playing WoW again and rockin' Black Ops on the 360 with my RL friends. I already have one of them sold on BF3 (PC). I fully plan to forgo MW3 and play BF3 almost exclusively this time around.

Hopefully the Origin friend list will work a lot better than the BC2 one. I already like the Battlelog website/launcher and stuff. I personally think it's a great innovation, albeit a weird one that will take some getting used to. I've got only a few people on my BC2 friend list, and they rarely play anymore.

I'm already plotting my next upgrade for BF3. Son of a bitch.

 

[thepants1337]

Dear TPU Platoon,

I will be enlisting as soon as I get home today around 5 pm EST. Hope to join up and play some games with everyone!

I'm a good player overall with experience in FPS games (annoying list coming): CS, DOD, TF, TF2, CSS, DOD:S, SOF2, Firearms mod (HL1 and HL2), Natural Selection mod (HL1), COD (every game in the series except United Offensive; the original was the best lol), MOH, BF1942, BF2, BF:BC2, and now BF3. Long time helicopter pilot in BF2 (transport blackhawk getting those troops to the front lines!), getting used the the "dumbed down" controls in the more modern iterations :-/ . I usually go for meta-game success, I.E. teamplay and objectives. But as far as K/D most of my rounds yesterday I had 20+ kills and usually 5-8 deaths. Hit detection in this game is EPIC. If I get my flank or an opportunity arrises, I can rambo w/ the best of them :-D

Hope to play with some other good players! Oh and I love reading this forum at work. It keeps me entertained lol

Thepants

 

[DannibusX]

Dear TPU Platoon,

I will be enlisting as soon as I get home today around 5 pm EST. Hope to join up and play some games with everyone!

I'm a good player overall with experience in FPS games (annoying list coming): CS, DOD, TF, TF2, CSS, DOD:S, SOF2, Firearms mod (HL1 and HL2), Natural Selection mod (HL1), COD (every game in the series except United Offensive; the original was the best lol), MOH, BF1942, BF2, BF:BC2, and now BF3. Long time helicopter pilot in BF2 (transport blackhawk getting those troops to the front lines!), getting used the the "dumbed down" controls in the more modern iterations :-/ . I usually go for meta-game success, I.E. teamplay and objectives. But as far as K/D most of my rounds yesterday I had 20+ kills and usually 5-8 deaths. Hit detection in this game is EPIC. If I get my flank or an opportunity arrises, I can rambo w/ the best of them :-D

Hope to play with some other good players! Oh and I love reading this forum at work. It keeps me entertained lol

Thepants

Welcome to TPU!

 

[T3kl0rd]

Hes a FPS god man. He doesn't need a platoon! HE IS A PLATOON! We are not worthy of him in the platoon. I say with respect to his awesome hacking skills he should be kept out so that we don't taint his haxor abilities!

They sure are obvious ain't they.........

OMG, per you I hack. How many dumbass noob ragers spam that ingame? Congrats on solidifying your rank among them. Being the TS and BF3 Clubhouse founder, you are the head dumbass noob rager. (In BF2142 announcer voice) Well done soldier, you deserve an award. Your sarcastic response is a weak yet ironically truth containing acknowledgement. YOUR attitude, not MINE is what is going to change and this demonstrates baby steps towards that end. You should ALL be exceedingly grateful for my insulting responses to your flame wars you initiate with me. It is the most sincere help you will ever receive to correct your egregious deficiencies.

To set the tone of this response, unless you completely fail to grasp reality. You have to apply to the platoon. There is no invite process that I am aware of. Log into Battlelog, search for Techpowerup and click the little "Click to Apply" button in the upper right hand corner of the browser. I'm very sure I read that in Kurgan's post, I'm not exactly sure if you read Kurgan's post.

You really need a change in attitude. Most people that play with the TPU guys are here to have fun and don't want to stroke themselves over ridiculous BS. It's a game, it's meant to be fun. I could give a shit on how good or terrible you are. Just because you have some sort of skill at the game doesn't mean you'll make the team any better.

In case you made it this far I want to say it again:

You have to apply to the platoon. No one can invite you. And the people that can approve you, you've already pissed off.

You are going to leap when I say frog, this isn't rocket science. You are fortunate I'm not pissing ON you IRL. Your will will bend and conform to my every whim without fail or there will be serious repercussions.

You didn't comprehend what I typed pertaining to my invite. If you are one of the special people that has great difficulty reading, I suggest not looking like a fool also. Double whammy

There is no invite process that I am aware of.

Therein lies the problem, not only with my BF3 TPU platoon membership but with you as a whole. You aren't aware of a great deal and what you don't know CAN and WILL hurt you. I AM aware of such a process and it is the only means by which my presence will grace this lowly and disdainful clan which has been shamed with your disrespectfulness towards myself as a whole.

I'm not going to answer this stupid perpetual sh!t PC fanboy noob rager pure dumbassness, ad infinitum. In case you are wondering why I disappear from your pseudo intellectual, faux pro gaming skills discussions.

 

[DannibusX]

OMG, per you I hack. How many dumbass noob ragers spam that ingame? Congrats on solidifying your rank among them. Being the TS and BF3 Clubhouse founder, you are the head dumbass noob rager. (In BF2142 announcer voice) Well done soldier, you deserve an award. Your sarcastic response is a weak yet ironically truth containing acknowledgement. YOUR attitude, not MINE is what is going to change and this demonstrates baby steps towards that end. You should ALL be exceedingly grateful for my insulting responses to your flame wars you initiate with me. It is the most sincere help you will ever receive to correct your egregious deficiencies.

You are going to leap when I say frog, this isn't rocket science. You are fortunate I'm not pissing ON you IRL. Your will will bend and conform to my every whim without fail or there will be serious repercussions.

You didn't comprehend what I typed pertaining to my invite. If you are one of the special people that has great difficulty reading, I suggest not looking like a fool also. Double whammy

Therein lies the problem, not only with my BF3 TPU platoon membership but with you as a whole. You aren't aware of a great deal and what you don't know CAN and WILL hurt you. I AM aware of such a process and it is the only means by which my presence will grace this lowly and disdainful clan which has been shamed with your disrespectfulness towards myself as a whole.

I'm not going to answer this stupid perpetual sh!t PC fanboy noob rager pure dumbassness, ad infinitum. In case you are wondering why I disappear from your pseudo intellectual, faux pro gaming skills discussions.

Guys. I'm really sorry. Apparently my girlfriend accidentally spilled her douche all over this thread.

Won't happen again.

 

[Frizz]

OMG, per you I hack. How many dumbass noob ragers spam that ingame? Congrats on solidifying your rank among them. Being the TS and BF3 Clubhouse founder, you are the head dumbass noob rager. (In BF2142 announcer voice) Well done soldier, you deserve an award. Your sarcastic response is a weak yet ironically truth containing acknowledgement. YOUR attitude, not MINE is what is going to change and this demonstrates baby steps towards that end. You should ALL be exceedingly grateful for my insulting responses to your flame wars you initiate with me. It is the most sincere help you will ever receive to correct your egregious deficiencies.

You are going to leap when I say frog, this isn't rocket science. You are fortunate I'm not pissing ON you IRL. Your will will bend and conform to my every whim without fail or there will be serious repercussions.

You didn't comprehend what I typed pertaining to my invite. If you are one of the special people that has great difficulty reading, I suggest not looking like a fool also. Double whammy

Therein lies the problem, not only with my BF3 TPU platoon membership but with you as a whole. You aren't aware of a great deal and what you don't know CAN and WILL hurt you. I AM aware of such a process and it is the only means by which my presence will grace this lowly and disdainful clan which has been shamed with your disrespectfulness towards myself as a whole.

I'm not going to answer this stupid perpetual sh!t PC fanboy noob rager pure dumbassness, ad infinitum. In case you are wondering why I disappear from your pseudo intellectual, faux pro gaming skills discussions.

Chill.

 

[TheMailMan78]

OMG, per you I hack. How many dumbass noob ragers spam that ingame? Congrats on solidifying your rank among them. Being the TS and BF3 Clubhouse founder, you are the head dumbass noob rager. (In BF2142 announcer voice) Well done soldier, you deserve an award. Your sarcastic response is a weak yet ironically truth containing acknowledgement. YOUR attitude, not MINE is what is going to change and this demonstrates baby steps towards that end. You should ALL be exceedingly grateful for my insulting responses to your flame wars you initiate with me. It is the most sincere help you will ever receive to correct your egregious deficiencies.

I'm the "dumbass noob ragers spam" that ain't gonna let you in this clubhouse or the platoon.

Enjoy your......

 

[Wrigleyvillain]

For the little time I was able to play last night due to other crap going on I generally to the horrible sudden performance drops.

LaughingMan it was really bad on the server with you which is why I suddenly bailed were you running smooth? I can't really tell if it's network or fps lag or both though I wasn't measuring anything. Using 11.10 and CAP 5.

 

[brandonwh64]

T3kl0rd, I have reported your posts, This is a clubhouse to talk and share our gameplay with BF3, Not a pissing contest or measuring your..... well you get the idea.

If you plan on staying here in this clubhouse, please stop with the attitude and "I am the greatest" persona.

Thanks

 

[TheLaughingMan]

I haven't tried the 870 yet, or even really looked at the other open weapons, DAO should be fun though. Is there only the 870 and the DAO for shotguns?

No there are 5 shotguns (Saiga, USAS12, DAO, 870, and M1014 (silver shotgun from L4D2). This does not count the 40mm underslung shotguns which there are technically 2, but is mainly in real life one does not fit a certain type of rail system. To stay accurate to real life weapons, they just used the one built for each of the 2 rail systems, so they should have the same characteristics.

just a note: if i'm not around, Kurgan, Scrizz, Mailman, Brandonwh, GullyFoyle & Erocker should have permission to accept member requests to the platoon, if i'm not around. sorry for any wait I didn't ask them if they wanted to either, so tough luck for them

we have 25 members already. anyone else playing beta? join the TPU BF3 Platoon!

also, is w3zzard w1zzard? i just want to be sure before i give them admin role, as that would be the perfect way to trick me

I joined before some of those guys and I don't get to be a leader? I really don't care to be honest.

Aimbotters get caught eventually, they don't earn 60 plat and 15 mil+ points and counting. I hope they weed them out better in BF3 cuz there are some obvious ones in BFBC2.

I love how you are proud of two stats that say nothing more than you play BFBC2 a whole lot. Getting a lot of points and platinum stars just happens because you played for 1500 hours.

OMG, per you I hack. How many dumbass noob ragers spam that ingame? Congrats on solidifying your rank among them. Being the TS and BF3 Clubhouse founder, you are the head dumbass noob rager. (In BF2142 announcer voice) Well done soldier, you deserve an award. Your sarcastic response is a weak yet ironically truth containing acknowledgement. YOUR attitude, not MINE is what is going to change and this demonstrates baby steps towards that end. You should ALL be exceedingly grateful for my insulting responses to your flame wars you initiate with me. It is the most sincere help you will ever receive to correct your egregious deficiencies.

You are going to leap when I say frog, this isn't rocket science. You are fortunate I'm not pissing ON you IRL. Your will will bend and conform to my every whim without fail or there will be serious repercussions.

You didn't comprehend what I typed pertaining to my invite. If you are one of the special people that has great difficulty reading, I suggest not looking like a fool also. Double whammy

Therein lies the problem, not only with my BF3 TPU platoon membership but with you as a whole. You aren't aware of a great deal and what you don't know CAN and WILL hurt you. I AM aware of such a process and it is the only means by which my presence will grace this lowly and disdainful clan which has been shamed with your disrespectfulness towards myself as a whole.

I'm not going to answer this stupid perpetual sh!t PC fanboy noob rager pure dumbassness, ad infinitum. In case you are wondering why I disappear from your pseudo intellectual, faux pro gaming skills discussions.

Security!

 

[thepants1337]

T3kl0rd.

The entire concept of your argument is asinine. Let's assume you're not hacking and do possess "godly" skill, and not an obvious troll. You're approaching a group of people, whom you wish to become a part of (or so it seems...), and immediately start explaining why you're far superior to anyone in that group. Either

A) You have 0 social skills and don't understand how to converse with others, especially those that you truely wish to associate with

or

B) Are an asshole that is looking in the wrong place for potential team mates. If your skill level so far exceeds that of the people on this forum then please take it somewhere that will challenge you.

So either reconsider your rhetoric, or find a better fit for your "talents".

Oh and stats or no stats, when BF3 official drops on the 25th. I will find you in game.

 

[xenocide]

I just applied to the Platoon, username - neurosisxeno.

 

[1Kurgan1]

I just applied to the Platoon, username - neurosisxeno.

Just added you to the Platoon, I got to try and catch some sleep so I can BF3 tonight with everyone, was too scattered last night. Platoons a good size now, we might be able to invade a server pretty well.

 

[TheMailMan78]

I aint invading nothing until I can bind some controls.

 

[erixx]

I just noticed an "Organize a party" button under the platoon section... Sounds sweeeet.

BTW, I just played the map and it seems that the map continues after the subway part, for the 1st time I exites again in the daylight city! Very nice!

 

[1Kurgan1]

I aint invading nothing until I can bind some controls.

I don't know if you responded or even seen my post yesterday with how fast this thread was growing. But don't you have a RAT mouse?

 

[digibucc]

I joined before some of those guys and I don't get to be a leader? I really don't care to be honest.

fixed

You didn't comprehend what I typed pertaining to my invite. If you are one of the special people that has great difficulty reading, I suggest not looking like a fool also. Double whammy

you didn't comprehend what I said about your invite, you aren't getting one.

 

[TheMailMan78]

I don't know if you responded or even seen my post yesterday with how fast this thread was growing. But don't you have a RAT mouse?

Yeah but you cant change ANY of the controls in the game. Binding different ones to the mouse wont cancel that out. Savvy?

 

[bbmarley]

add me 4 some games Blackeyez

 

[1Kurgan1]

Yeah but you cant change ANY of the controls in the game. Binding different ones to the mouse wont cancel that out. Savvy?

Do you unbind WASD and use them for other things ingame? If so yeah you would be screwed.

 

[TheMailMan78]

Do you unbind WASD and use them for other things ingame?

Yup.

"Some men, you just can't reach."
http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/l540/mtalex73/coolhandluke.jpg

Come on man. Don't insult Cool Hand with this joker.

 

[MT Alex]

Come on man. Don't insult Cool Hand with this joker.

Point well taken. I guess it came out as more of a compliment.

 

[boise49ers]

I aint invading nothing until I can bind some controls.

Yeah I don't like it the way they got it. Tried last night and basically have to bind to the software, which in turn means because their controls are so different then the other games it is gonna screw those up. So I'll have to redo all those games to match a beta ? I don't think I want that pain in the ass. So basically I'll bind the prone and try crouch again, but last night I could get it to work at all and I got pissed. On my second machine I have to load the logitech software and then go thru all that shit I just spoke of. Probably a weekend deal. Don't want to deal with all that shit after a day at work.

 

[TheMailMan78]

Point well taken. I guess it came out as more of a compliment.

Yeah man. Cool Hand Luke is only for special occasions.

 

[brandonwh64]

Mailman, what controls do you use other than WASD?