qubit's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 GIVEAWAY competition!

[n-ster]

je vais te faire une pipe mon pote

Putain! ben moi je vais mettre mon petit doigt dans ton trou-du-cul qubit! Je sais que tu aimes ca!

I should definitively NOT get the game... I mean, even disregarding what I just said in french, If I ever have MW3, I wouldn't be able to get off my fkin PC. I'm in uni and yet, I'd rather be playing this game and that game, rather than wooing a chick. not to mention exams, but who cares about thoses until the day before right?

BUT I am willing to sacrifice my life because if I get MW3, these are the ways I can help:

- I help everyone have a better quality of life... I help kids and teenagers live a better and stress-free life, helping human-kind by increasing global intelligence, and help the US economy. It also helps reduce violence in their minds as well as help them quit their addiction to gaming. (How do I do this? I Own people so that they rage quit.)

- I battle the spreading of AIDS and HIV infections, as well as other STDs (by not getting laid)

- I stimulate the WORLD economy, which leads to saving the poor and sick (by constantly upgrading my PC)

- It'll help me feed the poor and the animals (I will forget to eat, food spoils, garbage, more food for poor and animals!)

and many other things.


Thank you for the opportunity to help so many lives, you would truly be a hero by making this happen. You would be a great known philanthropist who solved world hunger, stopped dangerous diseases from being spread, stimulated the World economy, eliminating the poor by feeding them and giving them jobs and finally, you would help millions live a happier and better life.

As once, a wise chine man said:

http://snipsnip.it/ah3y8x97eao/
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(the 2 first seconds @ 2:36)

 

[Gilletter]

. (Yes that is my reason)

 

[Sir B. Fannybottom]

I think I should get it because qubit is so amazing and I bow down to him because he is awesomeer than me/sexyer/ gets all the ladys I don't. He is also the lord of all tech and know everything about anything, don't you dare question him or he will kick you in the face. Also, If I win I will write "qubit is awesome" with permant marker on my arm everyday for a week.

 

[Thrackan]

I think I should get it because qubit is so amazing and I bow down to him because he is awesomeer than me/sexyer/ gets all the ladys I don't. He is also the lord of all tech and know everything about anything, don't you dare question him or he will kick you in the face. Also, If I win I will write "qubit is awesome" with permant marker on my arm everyday for a week.

If it's permanent marker, why do you need to do it every day?


Seriously though, I'm starting to warm up for this contest

Why should I get Modern Warfare?

Well, simply put, there is no reason not to give it to me.
Actually, there probably is plenty, but let's not get into that right now. No need to, right?
Right. Back to the issue at hand. Modern Warfare.
Soooo, I should make a nice pitch now... Come on, how did I do that again? Play nice, play nice, plaaay. niiiice.

O herrow! *puts on a smile that would embarrass the fakest smiling beauty queen*
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[Sir B. Fannybottom]

If it's permanent marker, why do you need to do it every day?


Seriously though, I'm starting to warm up for this contest

Why should I get Modern Warfare?

Well, simply put, there is no reason not to give it to me.
Actually, there probably is plenty, but let's not get into that right now. No need to, right?
Right. Back to the issue at hand. Modern Warfare.
Soooo, I should make a nice pitch now... Come on, how did I do that again? Play nice, play nice, plaaay. niiiice.

O herrow! *puts on a smile that would embarrass the fakest smiling beauty queen*
*unfolds an advertisement*

It comes off/ wears off after a day.. Ya gotta reapply to look sexy. and LOL Where is that from?

 

[Jegergrim]

*Qubit announces "Jegergrim" as his competition winner*

 

[brandonwh64]

 

[RejZoR]

Don't really care about older Modern Warfare games from the series. But i'm rolling Modern Warfare 3 trailer in 1080p at work as presentation on LCD TV's and it looks quite cool. I'm really missing some fictional large scale warfare in urban areas (Crysis 2 was suppose to deliver that but failed miserably). And Modern Warfare 3 seems to deliver just that.
If i don't manage to get it here i'll probably go and buy it (though i don't like Activision's high pricing). This is the first Call of Duty after great CoD1 and CoD2 that actually looks awesome again.

 

[qubit]

These are good, keep 'em coming!

 

[Jegergrim]

Hi Qubit,
I should win, because my mom has begun worrying for my mental health, she keeps insisting that a 19-year old boy should not be playing with wooden guns around the house.

Sincerely, Jegergrim

 

[Shihab]

 

[Flogger23m]

I would like a copy of the game(s). Why? So I can complain about why MW3 is over rated and say that I own a copy and therefore have more weight to my arguments.

Though any game that runs nicely on my now aging PC would be a plus. Sadly I have no money to get the games I really want.

 

[radditzgt]

Ive never played one of these "big" FPS's like CoD,BF,MoH,etc before. I would love to try them out, cuz people say the CoD series are the best in the genre. And hey, its about damn time to start kicking some 11 year old asses online ! Pft, who am i kiddng...Even the 11 year olds will be better than me :X All in all, i just want to shoot people in the head to relieve some stress...And since its forbidden to do that in real life, im entering this giveaway. Oh how i wish that wasnt forbidden in real life...

And this is probably what ill look like while playing :

Panicking like a chicken with its head cut off ! Running in circles until i die :/

 

[techtard]

I popped in to this thread just to vote in the poll. If I win, you can go ahead and draw a second name and award the games to someone else. I don't play COD games anymore.

 

[MxPhenom 216]

this is one forum i have noticed that more then half the posts in threads aren't completely pointless!

put me in this drawing

 

[MxPhenom 216]

Ive never played one of these "big" FPS's like CoD,BF,MoH,etc before. I would love to try them out, cuz people say the CoD series are the best in the genre. And hey, its about damn time to start kicking some 11 year old asses online ! Pft, who am i kiddng...Even the 11 year olds will be better than me :X All in all, i just want to shoot people in the head to relieve some stress...And since its forbidden to do that in real life, im entering this giveaway. Oh how i wish that wasnt forbidden in real life...

And this is probably what ill look like while playing :
http://lakersblog.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c506253ef01157070975d970b-320wi
Panicking like a chicken with its head cut off ! Running in circles until i die :/

who says they are the best?? kids? probably

 

[Shihab]

who says they are the best?? kids? probably

I'de advice against provoking a flamewar. We already have a thread -or thousands of them- for that Let's just let this one be about the competition, shall we ?

 

[m4gicfour]

To enter, simply tell me why you should be the one to have it - and make your sales pitch interesting. The more funny, humorous, comic, ridiculous, hilarious and outrageous you make it, the better chance you have of winning. To differentiate yourself from your fellow contestants, feel free to add one or more pictures to your post and format your post anyway you want. On top of that, you can make more than one entry!

Guys, "Enter me in this contest" isn't a valid entry. You have to say WHY you want it, and you should try to make it funny. The guy's giving away a free brand new AAA title, least you can do is read the OP

Okay, rant mode OFF.

I'd make another entry, but I've already purposely pulled myself from the competition. You'll find out why later.

 

[3870x2]

Why do I want your Modern Warfare 3 Giveaway?

I want to know what it is like to role play as a United States Special Forces soldier! All the action of the last games gives great insight into what those guys actually do, and the story is told well with epic characters, I just can't get enough!

My job here at the 5th Special Forces Group gets a little dull at times, playing games is my escape.

 

[Irony]

I should receive this game. Why? "Because obedience from the heart is your Salvation"


And I'm broke...

 

[tianhui]

I'm a BF fan but everything free is awesome. This is awesome.

 

[WarhammerTX]

Why should I receive MW3 well because Im old and could kick the bucket at anytime and its on my bucket list.

 

[Iceni]

Because there is an achievement for saving the hoff from those pesky lego bin laiden lovers.

And the new graphics engine is revolutionary.

here's an actual real life honest to god screeny of MW3.

How can i not want this game!!!!! Drools!!

 

[qubit]

This is great, keep 'em coming people.

Remember, the more you make me laugh and have funny pictures, the better your chances - and you can post several times, too. Please see the OP for the full competition rules.

 

[Darkleoco]

I would love to win simply because I have enjoyed every Call of Duty game and have been keeping an eye on MW3 since it was first announced, it would also be great to have the newest game from my favorite FPS on my new computer so I can finally experience some extreme PC gaming.

If I win I will stare at the game like this: