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de.das.dude · Jul 23, 2012

pantherx12 said:
The owner of that keyboard has psoriasis or some form of pityriasis .

Nasty!

( The worst I get in my keyboards is hair,weed,tobacco)

that pic made me feel weird. what was that shit? skin?

t_ski · Jul 23, 2012

When I first saw it, I thought of maggots...

Probably just food & crap. I see that kind of stuff way too oftren moving people at my work (we clean as we go or replace if too nasty).

pantherx12 · Jul 23, 2012

de.das.dude said:
that pic made me feel weird. what was that shit? skin?

I think so, certainly looks like it.

TheMailMan78 · Jul 23, 2012

Looks like wood shavings.

pantherx12 · Jul 23, 2012

TheMailMan78 said:
Looks like wood shavings.

It looks to translucent to be wood, definitely organic though :laugh:

Maybe it's ham!

newtekie1 · Jul 23, 2012

The papery skin from peanuts maybe? Dude probably liked eating peanuts at his computer.

TheMailMan78 · Jul 23, 2012

newtekie1 said:
The papery skin from peanuts maybe? Dude probably liked eating peanuts at his computer.

Peanuts makes sense. If it were skin it would be more flakey.

theJesus · Jul 23, 2012

It looks kinda like the bottom of a bird cage.

pantherx12 · Jul 23, 2012

Nut and seed shells does seem most likely now I look again.

popswala · Jul 24, 2012

Wana see gross lol. Just took these yesterday.

My keyboard wasn't as bad as his. T posting that reminded me I needed to clean mine out. Some of my buttons weren't working to well anymore. I fully disassembled the entire key pad and washed everything. Its a Saitek Cyborg.

space bar

Shift+Enter

Number Pad

trickson · Jul 24, 2012

People are just so nasty! I could NEVER let my computer get this bad ever. And what really freaks me out is if there computer looks like this just how clean do you think there kitchens are? NASTY!!!!

popswala · Jul 24, 2012

actually my place is really clean. I do much in it and I clean my mess while i'm cooking and after before I eat. I never took my kb apart to fully clean it so you figure there was only about 2.5yrs of crap in it.

trickson · Jul 24, 2012

popswala said:
actually my place is really clean. I do much in it and I clean my mess while i'm cooking and after before I eat. I never took my kb apart to fully clean it so you figure there was only about 2.5yrs of crap in it.

If it is that hard to do I would HATE to see what your bathroom looks like (LOL) . I bet the back of your toilet hasn't seen a cleaning since the day it was installed! :eek:

popswala · Jul 24, 2012

lol, I went through and cleaned the place better then the cleaners did before when I first moved in. Its been cleaned a few time now and I moved in the beginning of Jan. Heck I took the stove vent fan out and the bathroom vent fan and cleaned all in there. That was nasty.

trickson · Jul 24, 2012

popswala said:
lol, I went through and cleaned the place better then the cleaners did before when I first moved in. Its been cleaned a few time now and I moved in the beginning of Jan. Heck I took the stove vent fan out and the bathroom vent fan and cleaned all in there. That was nasty.

Ok I am not calling you filthy or nasty. I am just sayin if some one is that lazy as to not even take a can of air and clean out there computer every week it makes me wounder just how clean there home is. :fear:

popswala · Jul 24, 2012

I use to blow it with air but keep forget to some more. Plus that stuff is kinda pricey nowadays so I figured I'd was it all out. its need a good thorough clean anyways. I do dust out my pcs bout 1-2 times a month.

(FIH) The Don · Jul 25, 2012

t_ski said:
I know that's an HP - is it a DC-5000?

idk, but yes, Hp of some sorts, added a gt430 a while ago, its just some pos c2d and 2gb ram lol

micropage7 said:
http://h9.abload.de/img/059customcozb7.jpg
wait, the hdd looks clean enough but the board full of dust

intake is where dust is, got like a tunnel thingie to lead air to cpu cooler

t_ski · Jul 25, 2012

(FIH) The Don said:
idk, but yes, Hp of some sorts, added a gt430 a while ago, its just some pos c2d and 2gb ram lol

If it's got a C2D then it's probably a DC-7600 or 7800 (or higher). DC-5000 was S478 + DDR.

brandonwh64 · Jul 25, 2012

popswala said:
Wana see gross lol. Just took these yesterday.

My keyboard wasn't as bad as his. T posting that reminded me I needed to clean mine out. Some of my buttons weren't working to well anymore. I fully disassembled the entire key pad and washed everything. Its a Saitek Cyborg.

space bar
http://img.techpowerup.org/120724/2012-07-23 13.20.15.jpg

Shift+Enter
http://img.techpowerup.org/120724/2012-07-23 13.01.16335.jpg

Number Pad
http://img.techpowerup.org/120724/2012-07-23 13.19.48.jpg

Looks like someone has been fapping it and getting pubes in the keyboard.

de.das.dude · Jul 25, 2012

pantherx12 said:
It looks to translucent to be wood, definitely organic though

Maybe it's ham!

might b e bread or biscuit crumbs.

t_ski · Jul 29, 2012

Was working on a laptop the other day and saw this:

Every time I get a laptop the keyboard is at least dirty, so I clean the keyboard (carefully, so I don't pop off the keys) with Clorox wipes. When I started using the wipes on this keyboard, they turned the wipes yellow. I had to scrub it with four wipes befpre they stopped coming back yellow.

Athlonite · Jul 29, 2012

it looks like it's had something spilled on it, 4 wipes is chronic though plurk

t_ski · Jul 29, 2012

Considering I work in a hospital, I hate to think of what could have been spilled on it

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jul 29, 2012

t_ski said:
Considering I work in a hospital, I hate to think of what could have been spilled on it

It was sperm, it's always sperm.

t_ski · Jul 29, 2012

If that sperm was orange, that guys more time in the hospital...

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