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Sir B. Fannybottom · Oct 30, 2012

EiSFX · Oct 30, 2012

Holy crap what happened to that video card/Heatsink?

t_ski · Oct 30, 2012

I think that belongs in a "ghetto mod" thread...

sneekypeet · Oct 30, 2012

t_ski said:
I think that belongs in a "ghetto mod" thread...

IDK it is pretty nasty to look at, it just isn't filthy or rotten yet. Maybe this is the before image, give it a month or two :roll:

de.das.dude · Oct 30, 2012

dolan plz, gotwo rite thread.

Sir B. Fannybottom · Oct 30, 2012

de.das.dude said:
dolan plz, gotwo rite thread.

gooby pls y cen i net pst hre

micropage7 · Oct 30, 2012

dusty is fine as long as that pc runs well :laugh:

THRiLL KiLL · Nov 15, 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/23-vomworthy-broken-computers-will-make-you-want-t

YautjaLord · Nov 19, 2012

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!! :laugh:

This s**t is something really hillarious; the only thing funnier than that is any GWAR shows. :toast:

caleb · Nov 19, 2012

wrrr I came here for Contact Center schoolgirls

Techtu · Nov 23, 2012

I found this...

THE_EGG · Nov 23, 2012

Techtu said:
I found this...
http://img.techpowerup.org/121123/dirtyy.jpg

oh shietttt!!!! WTF!!!!!>!??!?!?!

I'm guessing all the open bottles (example being the powerade bottles and the bottle closest to the edge of the table) have been used as toilets....

I don't even want to think about how/where he/she took their dumps D:

jboydgolfer · Nov 24, 2012

I am mainly on about those place you walk in to but then again not as i have looked but not seen it on websites either.

ThE_MaD_ShOt · Nov 24, 2012

Techtu said:
I found this...
http://img.techpowerup.org/121123/dirtyy.jpg

How the hell did they use the keyboard?

Techtu · Dec 4, 2012

Found another...

INSTG8R · Dec 4, 2012

THE_EGG said:
oh shietttt!!!! WTF!!!!!>!??!?!?!

I'm guessing all the open bottles (example being the powerade bottles and the bottle closest to the edge of the table) have been used as toilets....

I don't even want to think about how/where he/she took their dumps D:

Instantly made me think of this. "Gotta Sh!tbucket?"

Sir B. Fannybottom · Dec 13, 2012

Why i will never delid my proc

1ceTr0n · Dec 14, 2012

God I wish I had a camera during my backroom PC tech days at my first IT job. I saw shit that I thought wasn't possible:

Cat urine on a new $2k Toshiba laptop,
15+ year old pepperoni bits in a resturant POS computer
Breakfast grease that smelled like maple syrup all over a PSU and CPU fan from a breakfast joint
A USB cable shoved into a NIC port
Pastachio nuts inside an HP laser print
Spider webs with dead cockroaches in a kids gaming computer
Lots of self nude pics/vids from webcams right on the desktop
CRAP loads of nasty smelling PC's from smokers houses with the dirt/dust mixed with smoking tar stuck to EVERYTHING inside the case
What really looked like pubic hair stuck in a mouse ball from a dirty looking old man who wanted his porn to load faster
Dust bunnies so thick from being under a desk that it literally jammed the CD ROM tray into place
A huge wad of blonde air inhaled into the blower fan from an HP laptop that had "heat issues"

Athlonite · Dec 14, 2012

TacoTown said:
http://i.imgur.com/zZQLB.jpg
Why i will never delid my proc

DOH

That really has to suck for it's owner

Sir B. Fannybottom · Dec 17, 2012

Fan melted right off the heatsink.

Frick · Dec 17, 2012

Athlonite said:
DOH

That really has to suck for it's owner

Hopefully he did it first on a bad chip. If not, yeah.

TacoTown said:
http://i.imgur.com/i5QrF.jpg
Fan melted right off the heatsink.

Sounds like we want to see the underside of the heatsink too!

Sir B. Fannybottom · Dec 17, 2012

Frick said:
Hopefully he did it first on a bad chip. If not, yeah.

Sounds like we want to see the underside of the heatsink too!

It was an 980x (or so he says) and the bottom is perfectly fine, it was just cheap plastic that melted at around 100c

TB13 · Dec 19, 2012

So I bought a 5770 off of craigslist and it ran extremely hot, so I replaced the thermal paste, but saw no difference in temps. So I pulled the heatsink off and found this

Didn't look to bad to me until I lifted the heatsink out of the shroud...

And here lies my issue, blew it out with my air compressor and reapplied TIM and the temps are down 20c with half the fan speed.

Aceman.au · Dec 19, 2012

When I was doing work experience at a school I was made to clean and format and reinstall 30 old desktop PCs for fund raising for the school, thankfully this was the worst it got.

TheMailMan78 · Dec 19, 2012

TB13 said:
So I bought a 5770 off of craigslist and it ran extremely hot, so I replaced the thermal paste, but saw no difference in temps. So I pulled the heatsink off and found this

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo127/traxxasbasher13/IMG_20121218_174939_zpsf4c54e16.jpg

Didn't look to bad to me until I lifted the heatsink out of the shroud...

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo127/traxxasbasher13/IMG_20121218_174956_zpsaf4b48ed.jpg

And here lies my issue, blew it out with my air compressor and reapplied TIM and the temps are down 20c with half the fan speed.

Someone was a smoker.

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