The TPU UK Clubhouse

[RCoon]

OMG not you as well!

a friend of mine linked me this a few days ago, irritating as hell. ''what do you say to a horse... MOORRSEEE''

worse than jedward I swear!

yoo rcoon, went to get the parcel, tried blagging her and no luck. she sent it out for redelivery tho, and also told me to do it back to you lol

My apologies! Make sure you're in next time! If not I'll give the place a call next time you're there to confirm my identity and they should release it to you if I have the reference number to hand.

In other news I started using my weights every evening for the last few days. Arms feel dead, but I think I need to invest in a better kit. I've had to stick all of them on the bar and ran out of space, bit of a pain having 4 weights on each end to swing around, all because it doesnt have any singularly heavy weights.
Going out with the nurse tonight for dinner, the last time I think, saying my goodbyes on Saturday and we're leaving it there!

 

[FreedomEclipse]

saying my goodbyes on Saturday and we're leaving it there!

benched? friendzoned?

 

[RCoon]

benched? friendzoned?

Friendzoned, fully expected too.

 

[d1nky]

rcoon gunna get pumped for the ladiessssssssssss!

trust me, muscle is like a VIP pass to clitville! LOL

that' sounds gross... but hey ho!


OMG just noticed I got sigged, im always getting sigged. Before it was some rotten stuff from steam lol

 

[RCoon]

rcoon gunna get pumped for the ladiessssssssssss!

trust me, muscle is like a VIP pass to clitville! LOL

that' sounds gross... but hey ho!


OMG just noticed I got sigged, im always getting sigged. Before it was some rotten stuff from steam lol

Goddamnit man xD
I got sigged after making a reference to skyrim on a crappy PC case, I felt honored I had produced something amusing enough to be remembered.

 

[d1nky]

ill awlays remember the HERO pics!!

I still giggle now lol

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Friendzoned, fully expected too.

give her some backdoor lovin before she leaves - Maybe she will remember you better like that

 

[RCoon]

give her some backdoor lovin before she leaves - Maybe she will remember you better like that

I'm going to assume you're not married/in any form of serious relationship?

 

[d1nky]

give her some backdoor lovin before she leaves - Maybe she will remember you better like that

HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!

I always get slapped trying to sneak it in!

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I'm going to assume you're not married/in any form of serious relationship?

I was once, for about 4 or 5 years - then she left me for a older gentleman. got engaged with him then found out he was already married, with a wife and 2 young kids.

As much as i love company, people are generally full of shit or just looking drama and i dont care to deal with people and put up with their shit so yes - you can say that im socially awkward and doomed to be forever alone but I pick the people who i allow to be around me very carefully.



That doesnt mean i wont sit down, chat and have a whisky with a random person. I dont mind having a chat but if more is required then applications must be submitted.

 

[RCoon]

That doesnt mean i wont sit down, chat and have a whisky with a random person. I dont mind having a chat but if more is required then applications must be submitted.

What a dumb bitch. Women are just like that, though. I told you guys, just like cats.

I also enjoy a whiskey with a person. I also have a predetermined thought process of "I am going to dislike this woman because she is a woman" when I meet them first. It often prevents having hopes for a decent person being crushed. You're either right, or pleasantly surprised.

 

[d1nky]

I also enjoy a whiskey with a person. I also have a predetermined thought process of "I am going to dislike this woman because she is snakes with tits" when I meet them first. It often prevents having hopes for a decent person being crushed. You're either right, or pleasantly surprised

youre welcome...

 

[RCoon]

British people have bitter resentment down to an art form xD
Better blame the violent videogames for desensitising us.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

What a dumb bitch. Women are just like that, though. I told you guys, just like cats.

I also enjoy a whiskey with a person. I also have a predetermined thought process of "I am going to dislike this woman because she is a woman" when I meet them first. It often prevents having hopes for a decent person being crushed. You're either right, or pleasantly surprised.

Well, I dont like to sleep around even though the thought of it sounds entertaining. I have had a few girls that are or have been interested in me but they probably cant be arsed with me because Im not willing to rush into a relationship and that's really what they are looking for. Plenty of times I have got involved with someone only for it to end either a few days or weeks later and im not prepared to waste my time. So I avoid all that by distancing myself but i never close the door on possible interests. If they think im worth their time then there's every possible chance another meeting can be arranged and we can let it grow from there.

call me stupid but after that chick i was with for 5 years left me, i kept chasing her for another 3 years trying to get her to come back, because she was worth that much to me.

Sadly she didnt discover that the older gentleman she was engaged to was married with kids until Id just totally given up on her.


by the time she contacted me again to try and make amends, i just didnt care anymore. Unfortunately i heard she attempted suicide. not sure if thats true though. Part of me hurt when i heard that because I still loved her but theres no chance i would ever let her close to me again, not even as a friend.


However I am a total flirt at work when i get the chance. helps pass the time.

 

[RCoon]

Well, I dont like to sleep around even though the thought of it sounds entertaining. I have had a few girls that are or have been interested in me but they probably cant be arsed with me because Im not willing to rush into a relationship and that's really what they are looking for. Plenty of times I have got involved with someone only for it to end either a few days or weeks later and im not prepared to waste my time. So I avoid all that by distancing myself but i never close the door on possible interests. If they think im worth their time then there's every possible chance another meeting can be arranged and we can let it grow from there.

call me stupid but after that chick i was with for 5 years left me, i kept chasing her for another 3 years trying to get her to come back, because she was worth that much to me.

Sadly she didnt discover that the older gentleman she was engaged to was married with kids until Id just totally given up on her.


by the time she contacted me again to try and make amends, i just didnt care anymore. Unfortunately i heard she attempted suicide. not sure if thats true though. Part of me hurt when i heard that because I still loved her but theres no chance i would ever let her close to me again, not even as a friend.


However I am a total flirt at work when i get the chance. helps pass the time.

I think I can almost relate to that, but that was a while back now. Luckily the girl at the time has turned into a total waste of oxygen, and it makes me feel happy her life is down the toilet
I'm nice as pie at work, everybody likes me, but I dont think I'd touch anyone from a work environment, makes life all the more awkward.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Well Im more of a contractor and i dont work directly for their company per se so im not too worried as Im always called out to work different sites unless otherwise. Obviously there has been trouble on a few of the sites where contractors have gotten too close to some of the staff and fallouts have happened. serious fallouts where a husband walked in and tried to beat up the guy who was supposedly having an affair with his wife - talk about awkward.

 

[RCoon]

All ebay users should have to take an IQ test before joining:

 

[FreedomEclipse]

There are no places for stupid people to hide on the internet.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

got sent this - I almost cried

 

[RCoon]

got sent this - I almost cried

oh god not the karate chop video. That poor guy hits me emotions every time :/

 

[NdMk2o1o]

got sent this - I almost cried

Fuck......

That's great

 

[d1nky]

well im up, been up ages and just got back in tbh!

waiting for mr.postman then probably sleep LOL

I bet the bastard comes at like 3pm!

 

[RCoon]

well im up, been up ages and just got back in tbh!

waiting for mr.postman then probably sleep LOL

I bet the bastard comes at like 3pm!

Post usually comes before 12PM in our town though, not so bad.
Went out and got wasted last night and a mere 6 hours sleep. Never drank Dead Crow before, but my god it tasted good for a bottle of beer.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Post usually comes before 12PM in our town though, not so bad.
Went out and got wasted last night and a mere 6 hours sleep. Never drank Dead Crow before, but my god it tasted good for a bottle of beer.

Did you party hard with the nurse one final time?

 

[RCoon]

Did you party hard with the nurse one final time?

Not quite party, but yeah we drank a great deal, seeing her off on Saturday morning.