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Sir B. Fannybottom · Jul 10, 2014

Toothless · Jul 10, 2014

A techie friend of mine went to a house call. The owner was a HEAVY chain smoker, keep that in mind.

So he went there because he was told that the desktop was running slow, so he opened it up.

Inside there was an 1/8th inch thick of pure nicotine coating everything inside the desktop.

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jul 10, 2014

Lightbulbie said:
A techie friend of mine went to a house call. The owner was a HEAVY chain smoker, keep that in mind.

So he went there because he was told that the desktop was running slow, so he opened it up.

Inside there was an 1/8th inch thick of pure nicotine coating everything inside the desktop.

Yup! Just cleaned a pc yesterday that was on 24/7 for close to 8 years in a house with 2 cats, and a heavy smoker. Huge clumps of dirt everywhere, and apparently sharp edges because it gave me this

natr0n · Jul 10, 2014

Oh how I want to use a shopvac blower right now.

here fannybottom

ThE_MaD_ShOt · Jul 13, 2014

t_ski said:
I have at least three air filters running 24/7 in my office (~300 sq/ft). They're called crunchers...

Right there with ya T.

Athlonite · Jul 13, 2014

Sir B. Fannybottom said:
Yup! Just cleaned a pc yesterday that was on 24/7 for close to 8 years in a house with 2 cats, and a heavy smoker. Huge clumps of dirt everywhere, and apparently sharp edges because it gave me this

I'd be making sure to get a tetanus shot from the docs after that don't want tetanus setting in

Sir B. Fannybottom · Jul 13, 2014

Athlonite said:
I'd be making sure to get a tetanus shot from the docs after that don't want tetanus setting in

The cut still hasnt closed up, think I might go to the doctor in a few days if its still not healing

Jetster · Jul 13, 2014

Butterfly bandage

silkstone · Jul 13, 2014

Sir B. Fannybottom said:
The cut still hasnt closed up, think I might go to the doctor in a few days if its still not healing

If it's stopped bleeding, you'll get a hard scab buildup in there that will eventually disappear. If it hasn't, then get a buterfly bandage like Jetster said.

Just keep it clean and aired and it'll be fine. Theren't not much the doc will do, it's too short for stitches and the wound would have to be re-opened to stitch anyway. They only usually do that if you're worried about scarring.

Athlonite said:
I'd be making sure to get a tetanus shot from the docs after that don't want tetanus setting in

You really don't have to worry about tetanus. The bacteria is found in soil, not dust.

andrewsmc · Jul 13, 2014

Sir B. Fannybottom said:
Yup! Just cleaned a pc yesterday that was on 24/7 for close to 8 years in a house with 2 cats, and a heavy smoker. Huge clumps of dirt everywhere, and apparently sharp edges because it gave me this

YUCK!

andrewsmc · Jul 13, 2014

ruff0r said:
A friend was asking me why WoW was slowing down. The Answer

Looks like an old LGA775 P5Q

ruff0r · Jul 13, 2014

andrewsmc said:
Looks like an old LGA775 P5Q

Asus Striker Extrem Socket 775, Old but still running OC´ed from the day i bought it, I gave it to my friend to use it when i moved on to 1336.

Also that Cooler you see guys is an peltier cooler, Rare and burned out as well at least the control unite was.

mlee49 · Jul 16, 2014

t_ski · Jul 16, 2014

mlee49 said:

I hop you turned around and beat the user with that keyboard... :shadedshu:

DanishDevil · Jul 16, 2014

Ohh...were the keys even registering key presses? I don't even...

RCoon · Jul 16, 2014

mlee49 said:

If you put that in a free range farm, I bet the chickens would assume it's chicken feed by the looks...

HammerON · Jul 16, 2014

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WOW - that is just gross :shadedshu:

Warrgarbl · Jul 16, 2014

I'll have to ask my intern when he's back from his holidays. We had a PC here from what seemed to be a stoner and heavy smoker. We denied his warranty because of excessive dirt. Thick, brown, gunky, sticky "wool" everywhere. All white parts were yellowish-brown... yuck. Luckily my intern is a smoker and agreed to work on it.

micropage7 · Jul 16, 2014

and this is the projectors where in 3 years got no cleaned at all
i dunno, they are lazy or just dont give a d#mn or both, lazy and dont give a d#mn as long as these projectors run well

micropage7 · Jul 16, 2014

mlee49 said:

how come someone can live with keyboard like that
people like that shouldnt have a pc

digibucc · Jul 16, 2014

micropage7 said:
how come someone can live with keyboard like that
people like that shouldnt have a pc

you should see my car... but don't dare say i shouldn't have one

Mussels said:
i feel like my PC's hygiene is questionable now.

seriously... every 3 days? once a week? I cleaned mine about 1.5 months ago and will again in another 1.5. No it's not spotless but it's clean, I just must have low dust here.

micropage7 · Jul 16, 2014

digibucc said:
you should see my car... but don't dare say i shouldn't have one

seriously... every 3 days? once a week? I cleaned mine about 1.5 months ago and will again in another 1.5. No it's not spotless but it's clean, I just must have low dust here.

if you have AC and always close the door, you may have lower dust there

Random Murderer · Jul 16, 2014

micropage7 said:
and this is the projectors where in 3 years got no cleaned at all
i dunno, they are lazy or just dont give a d#mn or both, lazy and dont give a d#mn as long as these projectors run well
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SAND! It's everywhere, get used to it!

Sir B. Fannybottom · Aug 2, 2014

douglatins said:
Brick will be shat after this one

anyone still have this photo? Its the one with the dead mouse in the computer

RCoon · Aug 12, 2014

Time to destroy some data. Why pay for a company when I have 16oz's of heavy metal to do the job for me?
1 batch of many hundred I intend to do today:

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Toothless

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Sir B. Fannybottom

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Athlonite

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Jetster

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ruff0r

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Sir B. Fannybottom

RCoon

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