Lol I can neither confirm nor deny the 1070/1080 launch being soon
I do this joke/not-completely-a-joke for customers that ask/tell me where our towers are at work.
Customer: "I'm connected to so-and-so tower. You're on so-and-so tower right?"
Me, half-joking and lightheartedly: "I can neither confirm nor deny that, but I do have your connection pulled up here."
Now, there's two types of customers.
Customer 1: "Oh, haha! I see!"
..and..
Customer 2: "I'M TELLING YOU I'M CONNECTED TO THAT TOWER"
Anyways, Darth, blink once for each 10% of performance increase we'll see over Maxwell.
Edit 2: Back on topic slightly, if you work for a large retail store (or some other large stores, see list in link), you might be able to
get a Skylake CPU for dirt cheap via retailedge.intel.com.