The first sentence is a straw man. I didn't make the rules about logical expression with the English language, which is what my post was about. Logical expression dictates, regardless of your feelings (i.e. the pretentiousness complaint), that a person can only take one position at a time, not two contradictory positions simultaneously.
When a person says a card is loud and that they
can't stand noise, that person is clearly saying noise is unacceptable to them and that the card is loud. This means that the card is included in the realm of things the person cannot tolerate. This means that, for that person, the card is not good (also known as unacceptable).
Performance encompasses all aspects of how a product performs, including the noise it produces. Furthermore, regardless of how many FPS it delivers, you already declared that the product belongs to the category of unacceptable products due to its noise output and your lack of tolerance for noise. Draw a Venn diagram.
Finally, the accusation about pretentiousness is an example of concern trolling (tone complaint). It's a distraction from the point and an example of the
ad hominem fallacy.
It seems that this site has all the data anyone here could possibly want on this subject:
http://www.sengpielaudio.com/calculator-levelchange.htm