iPhone 7 256GB, upgrading from an iPhone 6S 16GB.
Very excited as I won’t have to worry about running out of space for at least a year, and it’s not running iOS 15!
EDIT:
Why a 7?
Jailbreaking.
Anything A7-A11 (so 5S-X) has a permanent exploit for jailbreaking, which comes in the form of checkra1n. The 5S and 6 were capped at iOS 12, but the 6S onward can run up to iOS 15.
Currently iOS 15 has no public jailbreaks, as if you tamper with the root files the phone doesn't boot. Theoretically you could boot the phone
then mess with root files but if your phone turns off before disabling the root changes your phone's screwed and you have to factory reset it.
iOS 14, on the other hand, is fully checkra1nable.
Now I could get an X. But I like having a home button.
So we move to the 8. But with iOS 14 and A11, you have to disable
all security to jailbreak with checkra1n. So no passcode, no Touch ID, no Face ID, etc.
And thus we arrive at the 7.
I got the 256GB version because I will stick 100GB (at least) of music on there and I don't want to hit a wall with 128GB. The 256GB ended up being cheaper too since I got it for $96.67 instead of the ~$140 that the 128GB models go for.
Now my dream phone is the iPhone 7S - iPhone 7 housing, headphone jack, iPhone 12 Mini camera setup, 1080p display, jailbroken iOS installs. But it doesn't exist so what can ya do.
Maybe if my Raptoreum ends up making me super rich I'll commission Apple to make it or something.
Probably not.