Goat Simulator 3 Launches This Fall With 4 "Person" Online Multiplayer

SomeOne99h · Jun 11, 2022

DrCR said:
“Is it worth the money? Who knows. But will you regret it? Probably.”

I’ll more than likely never bother to try their product, but respect to these guys. I’m glad they’re so successful, which perhaps enables this level of chill in a PR release.

The expansions/DLC of the first Goat Simulator are really fun and mysterious. One of them already free. Add the game to your wish list because they do discounts sometimes.

InVasMani · Jun 11, 2022

Releasing Goat Simulator 3 prior to Sanctum 3 is like pysop by Coffee Stain just to mess with us for their own personal Satisfactory.

ThrashZone · Jun 11, 2022

InVasMani said:
Releasing Goat Simulator 3 prior to Sanctum 3 is like pysop by Coffee Stain just to mess with us for their own personal Satisfactory.

Hi,
Well seeing it's a goat simulator not sure how it made it as news frankly so personal satisfaction seems a tad on the very weird side of the cliff :laugh:

InVasMani · Jun 11, 2022

Coffee Stain knowing people that have been eager to see a Sanctum 3 and launching Goat Simulator 4 will be Satisfactory x2. The Goats never sleep at Coffee Stain Labs!

R-T-B · Jun 11, 2022

ThrashZone said:
Hi,
Well seeing it's a goat simulator not sure how it made it as news frankly so personal satisfaction seems a tad on the very weird side of the cliff

It's had incredible sales for an indie, actually high sales for any game. It's not really a goat simulator, it's a humor/mayhem physics game. Have you guys been living under a rock or something?

InVasMani said:
Coffee Stain knowing people that have been eager to see a Sanctum 3 and launching Goat Simulator 4 will be Satisfactory x2. The Goats never sleep at Coffee Stain Labs!

I am dissapointed in your lack of Rock and Stone, brother.

InVasMani · Jun 12, 2022

Yeah my bad Deep Rock Galactic would rather be mining...

lexluthermiester · Jun 12, 2022

Verpal said:
What are you talking about? Goat Simulator 2 is already out, it was GOTY and widely regards as the best in goat simulating genre.

Ok, show us all a link. Even one.

Frick · Jun 12, 2022

lexluthermiester said:
Ok, show us all a link. Even one.

You missed GS2? Wow dude. It's out there in all the right ways.

lexluthermiester · Jun 12, 2022

Frick said:
You missed GS2? Wow dude. It's out there in all the right ways.

WTF?!?

Count von Schwalbe · Jun 12, 2022

I heard GS2 is a hyper-realistic VR game, but only playable from midnight to daylight on a full moon. Also, you don't even need a computer! Just a sharp knife, some candles, and a goat...

MentalAcetylide · Jun 13, 2022

TheLostSwede said:
Maybe they like odd numbers?

heh, I find the game itself rather odd.

efikkan said:
Gaming should be fun.

Bring on some more funny games, parody games, etc.

It would be nice if they did some political parody games, something like UN Deathmatch, Congressional Kickboxing, Majority Whips & Chains, or "Watergates, Chutes, and Ladders".

R-T-B · Jun 14, 2022

MentalAcetylide said:
It would be nice if they did some political parody games, something like UN Deathmatch, Congressional Kickboxing, Majority Whips & Chains, or "Watergates, Chutes, and Ladders".

If you look, you'll find steam has a few things like that.

MentalAcetylide · Jun 15, 2022

R-T-B said:
If you look, you'll find steam has a few things like that.

I did look through steam not too long ago and I don't recall seeing anything like that. Of course, I was looking for RPG games so maybe I missed them.

R-T-B · Jun 16, 2022

MentalAcetylide said:
I did look through steam not too long ago and I don't recall seeing anything like that. Of course, I was looking for RPG games so maybe I missed them.

I'm not sure they are what I'd call "good games" but the one where you basically play as Trumps bodyguard and try to keep him from dying idiotically fits that bill.

I think it was called "Mr. President!" or something.

ThrashZone · Jun 16, 2022

R-T-B said:
It's had incredible sales for an indie, actually high sales for any game. It's not really a goat simulator, it's a humor/mayhem physics game. Have you guys been living under a rock or something?

Hi,
Nope goats just don't do it for me like you I guess :laugh:

64K · Jun 16, 2022

Goat Simulator. lol

I hear from people that simulators are very popular. Don't know why but I guess they just aren't for me.

R-T-B · Jun 16, 2022

ThrashZone said:
Hi,
Nope goats just don't do it for me like you I guess

I like goats, but don't own goat simulator. I just know its sales figures.

MentalAcetylide · Jun 19, 2022

R-T-B said:
I'm not sure they are what I'd call "good games" but the one where you basically play as Trumps bodyguard and try to keep him from dying idiotically fits that bill.

I think it was called "Mr. President!" or something.

I'm afraid I would deliberately do a very idiotically poor job of it, so it would be a short game for me. :laugh:

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Goat Simulator 3 Launches This Fall With 4 "Person" Online Multiplayer

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