Lol, you are the 0.001% that this PSU is aimed at.
24 fans.
My loop has four fans on it, and my entire system has "just" nine fans in total. I also hate fan noise but I make fan curves from 600 to 1100rpm for 120mm fans and 500-1000 for the 140mm ones.
For what it's worth, I'm using an RM850X and I've yet to make that fan spin. Presumably I wouldn't be able to hear that PSU over my case fans until about 600W, but don't know for sure because my 5800X and 3060Ti only pull 350W from it.
My 1000w EVGA P2 can come on sometimes, though depending on the game maybe not that often (3080ti). I was thinking Seasonix TX700 since it's passive so dust and fan noise is a none-issue. But especially a few months ago when everyone was saying how next gen GPUs are gonna use 600w standard and some were saying there's a top secret 800w GPU in the works, 700w for entire system all a sudden felt limited. With hx1500i there will never be any issues with amount of power it can supply including excursions. But ehhh.
The true endgame for me is moving beyond watercooling and moving back to air cooling for maintenance, but move computer to another, sound proofed room. That's fine and dandy but I'm not currently willing to remodel the house over it or buy a new house. It'll happen one day, but not today.
Also my 9yr? old PSU is perhaps showing some signs of age. New coil whine issue, where if GPU is at moderate but not full load, GPU/PSU exhibit coil whine. So it has me thinking it might be time for a new PSU.
But PSUs seem to have gotten more expensive than several years ago and I am a little underwhelmed with how far PSUs have come in last decade.
Solution for most people: Used closed back headphones.