rather it is easier just to say that these additional PCIe slots are quite literally an ongoing scam
I think this is an exceedingly personal take on things, and maybe it's worth reconsidering.
I for one am eyeing this board *precisely* because of PCIe distribution: almost all other X670 board out there split the 16 PCIe lanes of the first slot with the second (x16/0 or x8/x8) - as soon as you put anything in that second slot - regardless of what it is, main PCIe slot bandwidth get cut in half. The x8/x8 split is probably fine for dual-GPUs or GPU + M2 carrier board for multiple SSDs, but that's about it.
If you need some other PCIe peripherals (and most other cards don't need more than 4x lanes) you end up hobbling your GPU for no good reason.
The secondary slots on this one (PCIe4 x4) and (PCIe3 x2) give you an enormous flexibility with no downsides.
With regards to the whole PCIe topology on this generation of boards, yeah, I didn't expect to have to do such in-depth research about the subject and the relevant details on ALL manufacturer's websites is under an asterisk somewhere or the actual hardware manual, so the casual reader browsing the flashy 'features' page is likely going to miss it - but they ALL do this (ASRock, ASUS, MSI).