"Give me coffee, and nobody gets hurt"
"Coffee speaks, I listen"
"If you wanna come to my house but can't bring coffee, then it will be safer for you to just stay home"
"My coffee is to me like a .44 magnum is to Dirty Harry"
"The ONLY 3 words I wanna hear coming out of your mouth are "coffee" and "more coffee" !
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world....those who drink coffee, and those who drink ALOT of coffee"
Shall I continue ??
As for tea, I do have a cup now & then, but my main choice for it is iced with lunch or dinner.