Correct it then - you just need a processor like that. Explain to the family, that this sort of spending is necessary. If you don't get it you'll stay in second place, you'll become terribly depressed, begin to think that there's no more purpose to your existence. Soon you will question your own life choices- what put you onto this dark road. It was yourself: you will then go on a killing spree fueled by deranged lunicy, and will kill all your family bar one. That one will then take the sword from the stone and in an epic battle will finally defeat you in the Garage of Doom.
So if you think about it, you have no choice.