Microsoft Launches Clothing Line, Called Softwear

kiriakost · Mar 2, 2009

Do they have anything as " XP-Pro " flavor ? :laugh:

thoughtdisorder · Mar 2, 2009

kiriakost said:
Do they have anything as " XP-Pro " flavor ?

Not sure, they really have not shown us much. If they do, they probably won't support it.

HolyCow02 · Mar 2, 2009

dude... wow. All I have to say is wow.

Agility · Mar 2, 2009

Hi,

I would like to have an special order for my bathroom to be 102% microsoft stuff. The flush must also have the windows logo on it.

Regards.

h3llb3nd4 · Mar 2, 2009

Agility said:
Hi,

I would like to have an special order for my bathroom to be 102% microsoft stuff. The flush must also have the windows logo on it.

Regards.

sigged!

MightyG80 · Mar 2, 2009

Imagine a day in the future, where you wake up and get off your microsoft bed, flush your teeth infront of the microsoft mirror ( who tells you suggestions what toothpaste to use etc ), wear your microsoft clothes, eat your microsoft breakfast, get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

Urbklr · Mar 2, 2009

MightyG80 said:
Imagine a day in the future, where you wake up and get off your microsoft bed, flush your teeth infront of the microsoft mirror ( who tells you suggestions what toothpaste to use etc ), wear your microsoft clothes, eat your microsoft breakfast, get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

Sounds like where we are headed.. :laugh:

kiriakost · Mar 2, 2009

thoughtdisorder said:
Not sure, they really have not shown us much. If they do, they probably won't support it.

If you keep it that way , you will force me to turn at Linux ... and the blame will be all yours :laugh:

.

kiriakost · Mar 2, 2009

MightyG80 said:
Imagine a day in the future, where you wake up and get off your microsoft bed, flush your teeth infront of the microsoft mirror ( who tells you suggestions what toothpaste to use etc ), wear your microsoft clothes, eat your microsoft breakfast, get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

Do not expect this to happen ... specially after this large " Vista " success :laugh:

MightyG80 · Mar 2, 2009

I certainly hope that this will never happen

shiny_red_cobra · Mar 2, 2009

softwear? are you kidding? this coming from the company that shut down www.mikerowesoft.com?

oli_ramsay · Mar 2, 2009

MightyG80 said:
...get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

Surely a Microsoft car would just crash all the time! amirite?

FatForester · Mar 2, 2009

You mean this isn't an article from The Onion?!? ...

Conti027 · Mar 2, 2009

Thanks awesome. they have some sweet T's to. Nice idea MS!!!!

Haytch · Mar 2, 2009

Softwear is a great move by the company. It will make a reasonable profit and has a chance of incorporating technology into our daily lives. I wouldnt mind a pair of those Nike runners from back 2 the future. Maybe a jacket that heats you up when its cold, or cools you down when its hot would come in handy. Hopefully their operating system could eventually fit onto a watch/telephone/gps/internet thingo that link to your monitor or tv or project an image (With 250Tb) or is that hardwear ?

I would never in my right mind wear softwear branded clothing and will forever look down upon those that day. Mwahahahaha!

Binge · Mar 2, 2009

Best. Pun. Ever.

h3llb3nd4 · Mar 2, 2009

Love your pun haytch

regan1985 · Mar 3, 2009

i wonder how many people will come up to you and ask you if this is a genuine shirt or a illegal copy :slap:

Random Murderer · Mar 3, 2009

wow, common has officially become microsoft's whore. i hope he sees this post and snaps back to his senses.

oh, and what happens when your $50 shirt rips? buy a $25 patch that says "Service Pack" of course!

EaGle1337 · Mar 3, 2009

there's 2 that i like the i used to lover her one and another one i forget.

Triprift · Mar 3, 2009

The thing i find so offputting is its so 80's looking a decade id rather forget lol.

Random Murderer · Mar 3, 2009

Triprift said:
The thing i find so offputting is its so 80's looking a decade id rather forget lol.

but a lot of people(like me) wish the 80's were still around. my dad says i do because i didn't live through it, lol.

Triprift · Mar 3, 2009

All i could remember was the bad hair doos.

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