Microsoft Launches Clothing Line, Called Softwear

[kiriakost]

Do they have anything as " XP-Pro " flavor ?

 

[thoughtdisorder]

Do they have anything as " XP-Pro " flavor ?

Not sure, they really have not shown us much. If they do, they probably won't support it.

 

[HolyCow02]

dude... wow. All I have to say is wow.

 

[Agility]

Hi,

I would like to have an special order for my bathroom to be 102% microsoft stuff. The flush must also have the windows logo on it.

Regards.

 

[h3llb3nd4]

Hi,

I would like to have an special order for my bathroom to be 102% microsoft stuff. The flush must also have the windows logo on it.

Regards.

sigged!

 

[MightyG80]

Imagine a day in the future, where you wake up and get off your microsoft bed, flush your teeth infront of the microsoft mirror ( who tells you suggestions what toothpaste to use etc ), wear your microsoft clothes, eat your microsoft breakfast, get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

 

[Urbklr]

Imagine a day in the future, where you wake up and get off your microsoft bed, flush your teeth infront of the microsoft mirror ( who tells you suggestions what toothpaste to use etc ), wear your microsoft clothes, eat your microsoft breakfast, get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

Sounds like where we are headed..

 

[kiriakost]

Not sure, they really have not shown us much. If they do, they probably won't support it.

If you keep it that way , you will force me to turn at Linux ... and the blame will be all yours






.

 

[kiriakost]

Imagine a day in the future, where you wake up and get off your microsoft bed, flush your teeth infront of the microsoft mirror ( who tells you suggestions what toothpaste to use etc ), wear your microsoft clothes, eat your microsoft breakfast, get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

Do not expect this to happen ... specially after this large " Vista " success

 

[MightyG80]

I certainly hope that this will never happen

 

[shiny_red_cobra]

softwear? are you kidding? this coming from the company that shut down www.mikerowesoft.com?

 

[oli_ramsay]

...get on your microsoft car and drive to your microsoft job!

Surely a Microsoft car would just crash all the time! amirite?

 

[FatForester]

You mean this isn't an article from The Onion?!? ...

 

[Conti027]

Thanks awesome. they have some sweet T's to. Nice idea MS!!!!

 

[Haytch]

Softwear is a great move by the company. It will make a reasonable profit and has a chance of incorporating technology into our daily lives. I wouldnt mind a pair of those Nike runners from back 2 the future. Maybe a jacket that heats you up when its cold, or cools you down when its hot would come in handy. Hopefully their operating system could eventually fit onto a watch/telephone/gps/internet thingo that link to your monitor or tv or project an image (With 250Tb) or is that hardwear ?

I would never in my right mind wear softwear branded clothing and will forever look down upon those that day. Mwahahahaha!

 

[Binge]

Best. Pun. Ever.

 

[h3llb3nd4]

Love your pun haytch

 

[regan1985]

i wonder how many people will come up to you and ask you if this is a genuine shirt or a illegal copy

 

[Random Murderer]

wow, common has officially become microsoft's whore. i hope he sees this post and snaps back to his senses.

oh, and what happens when your $50 shirt rips? buy a $25 patch that says "Service Pack" of course!

 

[EaGle1337]

there's 2 that i like the i used to lover her one and another one i forget.

 

[Triprift]

The thing i find so offputting is its so 80's looking a decade id rather forget lol.

 

[Random Murderer]

The thing i find so offputting is its so 80's looking a decade id rather forget lol.

but a lot of people(like me) wish the 80's were still around. my dad says i do because i didn't live through it, lol.

 

[Triprift]

All i could remember was the bad hair doos.