Can you try 2400MHz@CL15-15-15-35 1.35V with only two dimms installed?
Great I think that will be incredibly helpful. When you pop it in use your new memory kit, do a quick 1 pass memtest86 just to make sure nothing goes horribly wrong then try booting the USB and installing windows. I'll be out for the day so good luck!
Tried to new CPU first before linux or playing with installers. System booted up to my Windows install, no issues, with the 2x 3600mhz RAM, did 4 reboots and all were back to normal. Swapped from the 3600mhz to the 4x 3000mhz in, same; no issues on booting and rebooted multiple times.
Something interesting: I ran the Cyberpunk benchmark (max settings w/path tracing 4k, DLSS at quality two times, and two more times with DLSS at balanced) on both the 3600mhz C18 RAM and the 3000mhz C15 RAM... the 3000mhz was 2-3 fps faster each time. I guess the 5900x prefers latency to speed? Definitely sending the 3600mhz RAM back for a refund, no point in keeping it if it's slower on top of my old RAM working.
Regardless, issue is definitely the CPU. Thank you all for the help! Now I get to deal with AMD CS and see if they suck