oh man, imagine if someone went into a store selling win vista laptops and just drew a big 7 over the top with a marker.
http://img.techpowerup.org/090502/windaz 7187.jpg
Or check this - write 'NOT' before the printed text.
That way, when it falls off, you don't know
what you're dealing with there.
"Is it certified?" "Well, it's not
not certified" "Yeah, but it's not certified either." "OMGOSH, what if it's certified and
not certified at the same time!"
Maybe vandalizing the stickers would grant the product magic powers akin to drawing a higher than maximum label on any cartoon gauge or turn nob.
We could make every product "SUPER certified for Windows 7", and "certified for Windows 7.. in the hottest of ways."
How about "Certified for Windows 7.. between the hours of 5:00 AM to 8:00 PM" or.. "If you're reading this, the product is certified for Windows 7, but you have to read it once a day or the certification will be nullified."
And my favorite "If you don't sacrifice a live chicken every day at sunrise, this product will no longer be certified for Windows 7."