General Nonsense Club Thread April 1st Edition

FordGT90Concept · Apr 1, 2013

theJesus said:
Oh yeah, the combat isn't actually that great since it uses a dice-rolling system, but is presented as if you're actually in control lol. Try magic.

The combat was never what made the game great.

Yeah, I resorted to magic because there were far fewer misses and a lot more damage dealt when it hits. Good thing I have a High Elf; bad thing I picked the Infiltrator class.

Black Panther · Apr 1, 2013

garyinhere said:
I edited this one just to be safe...

your mom?

erocker · Apr 1, 2013

I regret everything.

t77snapshot · Apr 1, 2013

erocker said:
I regret everything.

Like this thread?

HammerON · Apr 1, 2013

I had to switch to viewing this thread on my phone instead of my work computer to keep me from getting fired

t77snapshot · Apr 1, 2013

garyinhere said:
I edited this one just to be safe...
http://img.techpowerup.org/130401/iyyu.jpg

fixed.

Robert-The-Rambler · Apr 1, 2013

Wow.

jmcslob said:
So we don't have the hot girl thread here so uhm...here you go
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4598244500504705&pid=15.1

Much like my golf game, I'd have trouble finding the hole.

hckngrtfakt · Apr 1, 2013

garyinhere said:
I edited this one just to be safe...
http://img.techpowerup.org/130401/iyyu.jpg

I wonder why im suddenly craving grilled cheese sandwiches ...

Americas-Favorite-Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich-Lunch-2526.jpg

Ahhh !! What a great thread this is turning out to be

Mindweaver · Apr 1, 2013

garyinhere said:
I edited this one just to be safe...
http://img.techpowerup.org/130401/iyyu.jpg

Oh my god I pee'd a little..not really but I really have to go now... :eek:

I'm stuck upstairs in my office, and I just had knee surgery last Monday on both knees (arthroscopic knee surgery).. I'm ready to get home to my meds.. lol

Deleted member 67555 · Apr 1, 2013

erocker said:
I regret everything.

Ever go swimming after drinking a 12 pack and then eat a Frosty?

Yeah that too is regrettable

Mindweaver · Apr 1, 2013

jmcslob said:
Ever go swimming after drinking a 12 pack and then eat a Frosty?

Yeah that too is regrettable

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/Pool Puke.jpg

Or is he pooping out his mouth? Does anyone remember that south park ep?

t77snapshot · Apr 1, 2013

Mindweaver said:
Oh my god I pee'd a little..not really but I really have to go now... I'm stuck upstairs in my office, and I just had knee surgery last Monday on both knees (arthroscopic knee surgery).. I'm ready to get home to my meds.. lol

I hope you have a speeeedy recovery! seriously.

theJesus · Apr 1, 2013

garyinhere said:
I edited this one just to be safe...
http://img.techpowerup.org/130401/iyyu.jpg

I'm really missing my ability to delete posts right now :laugh:

FordGT90Concept said:
Yeah, I resorted to magic because there were far fewer misses a lot more damage dealt when it hits. Good thing I have a High Elf; bad thing I picked the Infiltrator class.

It is rough at the lower levels, especially if you're using skills that you didn't get bonuses in to start off with. Designing/picking a class that best suits your play style can be tricky and takes a few tries. I highly recommend starting over once you've got a good feel for how you want to play, how the leveling system works, etc.

erocker · Apr 1, 2013

t77snapshot said:
fixed.

http://i1287.photobucket.com/albums/a621/tt77snapshot/iyyu_zps733a1548.jpg

FIXED.

t77snapshot · Apr 1, 2013

erocker said:
FIXED.

http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp112/erocker414/iyyu_zps733a1548.jpg

theJesus · Apr 1, 2013

Mindweaver said:
Or is he pooping out his mouth? Does anyone remember that south park ep?

lol yeah, I remember that

Mindweaver · Apr 1, 2013

That camera's so tiny! lol

FordGT90Concept · Apr 1, 2013

erocker said:
FIXED.

http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp112/erocker414/iyyu_zps733a1548.jpg

Oh no! She turned into a black hole! We're all going to DIE!!! :cry:

Deleted member 67555 · Apr 1, 2013

This thread is a roller coaster of laughs....

FordGT90Concept · Apr 1, 2013

It's not general nonsense without some politics!
Buffett is worried about Fed policy

WhiteLotus · Apr 1, 2013

Frick said:
You all suck.

It is what i generally write when i'm there. Also, when will mtosev do something at all and when will jaydenz balls drop?

Outrageously true.

FordGT90Concept said:
It's not general nonsense without some politics!
Buffett is worried about Fed policy

Also need some religion... so fuck the pope!

t77snapshot · Apr 1, 2013

WhiteLotus said:
Also need some religion... so fuck the pope!

Deleted member 67555 · Apr 1, 2013

FordGT90Concept said:
It's not general nonsense without some politics!
Buffett is worried about Fed policy

What could possibly go wrong when selling toxic assets?

Mindweaver · Apr 1, 2013

It's been killing me to post this new awesome tech stuff.... hehehe

Gmail Blue - link

Google Nose BETA - link
[yt]9-P6jEMtixY[/yt]

Google Maps Treasure mode - link

Apple iPlay Game Console - link
[yt]e6MaRy-fJcM[/yt]

Scope Bacon Flavored Mouthwash! - link

Peter1986C · Apr 1, 2013

erocker said:
In that chat box in the pic.. Is that Russian for Nooooooooooooooooo!!! ?

No, it says "Poooonyyy" (i.e. the word "pony", exclaimed exitedly in Cyrillic writing).

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General Nonsense Club Thread April 1st Edition

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