This only occured on the front page and reviews that i confirmed
To elaborate on this, techpowerup.com itself is ipv4 only,
but tpucdn.com has dualstack (cloudfail enables that per default; iirc you can config it down to ipv4 only but that doesnt seem to be the case here)
so that would explain your observations, since if ipv6's partially borked it'd slow down tpucdn.com loading
That's gunna be it, my next question was going to be content and ad servers
In this case it's because IPv6 was partially broken, as opposed to being fully working or not working
In case this actually helps make sense to the people who understand IPv6 (i am not one of those people)
1. My ISP provides IPv6 with a /56 prefix
2. My routers LAN page defaults to "IPv6 ULA prefix" /48
3. The undocumented setting below that "IPv6 prefix" resets any time you change DNS server, to /64
When that third setting is on /64, directly connected devices had working ipv6, but devices on the secondary network (google mesh wifi routers) did not.
Changing that /64 to anything else makes the router suddenly put its ass into gear, and changes it to /57 (one higher than my WAN settings /56) correcting the issue
Something about that half working IPv6 triggered the issue, since my phones network is IPv6 only (they do some v6 to v4 conversion) it was also showing a similar issue.
In summary: i have no clue, other than writing a damn sticky note on my router saying "IPv6 prefix /57 ffs"