The TPU UK Clubhouse

[cheesy999]

:dribble: that sh*t is the sh*t!!! lovely with guess what? Reggae Reggae Sauce



A couple of weeks ago I filled my cup up to the brim with sugar - in a haze thinking it was the sugar pot. I had just washed my cup up, so it was still wet :shadedshu
Oh, more recently, we couldn't find the butter for like 2 hours. Turned out I put it in the microwave after doing the kids lunch. F*ck knows what goes on in my head sometimes lol

Can you tell it's dinner time? Every bloody evening we have this conversation about food!!

we had the weight /height conversation last month to

 

[cheesy999]

that S button is getting worse even though i'm not doing anything, considering its the cheapo one that comes with a pre-built i think TPU May have caused it to die an accelerated death (too much typing)

Beware of gamestation offers

50% extra cash value when you trade in is based on the previous cash prices being 33% less than the standard trade in price. Offer applies to PS3, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS and Nintendo Wii format games only. Gamestation stores will beat any trade in price offered to the general public by a local competitor by .

this small print means the 50% extra on trade ins is bassed on a price reduced by 33%, since the 33% reduction will devalue the price increase by 1/3 - 50 x 0.66 = 33% so they are not advertising a special offer, but a return to normal prices, anyone want to get trading standards in on in this one

For the TL/DR crowd, thanks to small print the 50% bonus is actually not a bonus but them using clever maths to advertise their normal price

100 x 0.66 x 1.5 = 99 (thanks to rounding)

gamestations 50% more trade in special offer is actually 1% less thanks to small print

 

[MightyMission]

lol,i sense a pattern there sam!
i had chish and fips for din dins tonight,i dont even like fish but this chippy purveys the very holy grail of junk like food products!
it must be dumb day today!
so i notice the coffee pot is running low,i go to put the rest of the jar into it,tap it all out the bottom etc,then i notice that i tipped the jar into my cup,all of it..just washed the cup aswell so it was all stuck to the sides..

 

[scaminatrix]

this small print means the 50% extra on trade ins is bassed on a price reduced by 33%, since the 33% reduction will devalue the price increase by 1/3 - 50 x 0.66 = 33% so they are not advertising a special offer, but a return to normal prices, anyone want to get trading standards in on in this one

For the TL/DR crowd, thanks to small print the 50% bonus is actually not a bonus but them using clever maths to advertise their normal price

100 x 0.66 x 1.5 = 99 (thanks to rounding)

A lot of companies do it. Mostly seen in DFS adverts etc. It's just a readjustment to standard prices. Deceitful, but they'll get away with it.

lol,i sense a pattern there sam!
i had chish and fips for din dins tonight,i dont even like fish but this chippy purveys the very holy grail of junk like food products!
it must be dumb day today!
so i notice the coffee pot is running low,i go to put the rest of the jar into it,tap it all out the bottom etc,then i notice that i tipped the jar into my cup,all of it..just washed the cup aswell so it was all stuck to the sides..

Yup. A load of men acting divvy? Must be a fool moon... *hopes there's no undercover women in the Clubhouse*

 

[NdMk2o1o]

Man I am starving, just ordered an american spicey hot pizza and an mixed kebab with salad and chilli/mayo om nom nom

Drinking vodka and sugar free redbull though, does that count??

 

[cheesy999]

Man I am starving, just ordered an american spicey hot pizza and an mixed kebab with salad and chilli/mayo om nom nom

i hope that's not all for yourself, sounds like a heart attack on a motorbike

 

[scaminatrix]

i hope that's not all for yourself, sounds like a heart attack on a motorbike

It's okay, he's having sugar-free Red Bull with all that food - must be on a diet

 

[cheesy999]

It's okay, he's having sugar-free Red Bull with all that food - must be on a diet

sugar free red bull, sounds contradictory, can anyone recommend a sub £20 keyboard that will last a while and preferably have some sort of back lighting?

 

[NdMk2o1o]

i hope that's not all for yourself, sounds like a heart attack on a motorbike

It's okay, he's having sugar-free Red Bull with all that food - must be on a diet

lmao nah I wont be eating all that at all, it's only a small pizza so will probably have half of each and yea it is like a heart attack to-go but it's Friday I been eating healthy all week and I cbf to cook lol

On a side note, will be

FINALLY

updating the MKMods tribute build thread on tomorrow night guys, also bidding on an 8800gt Alpha Dog edition on ebay to throw in it, courtesy of a donation from Sasqui

 

[cheesy999]

On a side note, will be updating the MKMods tribute build thread on tomorrow night guys, also bidding on an 8800gt Alpha Dog edition on ebay to throw in it, courtesy of a donation from Sasqui

i was starting to wonder if that would ever get finished, its like freedom's builds, if it can go wrong, it will

 

[NdMk2o1o]

i was starting to wonder if that would ever get finished, its like freedom's builds, if it can go wrong, it will

Yea it's a shame cause there was so much traction initially and it kind of grinded to a halt, but I will be proceeding full steam ahead tomorrow and updating with lots of pics

 

[cheesy999]

Yea it's a shame cause there was so much traction initially and it kind of grinded to a halt, but I will be proceeding full steam ahead tomorrow and updating with lots of pics

VI-DE-OH!!! VI-DE-OH!!! Vi-DE-OH!!!

 

[Spectrum]

lol cheesy nice one with the kellogs

 

[cheesy999]

anyone know the key combo to change tabs in chrome as my mouse is out of battery

EDIT: Don't bother, i found the charger

 

[Spectrum]

btw this cheese on toast that i speak of must be half an inch of grated cathedral city.. at least.
if you wish to add some sort of sausage i would recommend chorizo, for it is tastier than pepperoni

 

[MightyMission]

As a topping,per chance would you favour cracked black pepper or woosta sauce?

 

[cheesy999]

As a topping,per chance would you favour cracked black pepper or woosta sauce?

no but german black pepper salami sounds good

which one of these should i go for
http://www.play.com/PC/PCs/-/3292/2559/-/16164050/Logitech-Comfort-450-Keyboard/Product.html
http://www.play.com/PC/PCs/-/3292/2559/-/1135270/Microsoft-Comfort-Curve-Keyboard-2000/Product.html - this one seams good to me as Microsoft products have always been incredibley reliable

anything else for under £20 (i don't like compact ones though - if i had a lack of space i'd use a laptop)

 

[NdMk2o1o]

no but german black pepper salami sounds good

which one of these should i go for
http://www.play.com/PC/PCs/-/3292/2559/-/16164050/Logitech-Comfort-450-Keyboard/Product.html
http://www.play.com/PC/PCs/-/3292/2559/-/1135270/Microsoft-Comfort-Curve-Keyboard-2000/Product.html - this one seams good to me as Microsoft products have always been incredibley reliable

anything else for under £20 (i don't like compact ones though - if i had a lack of space i'd use a laptop)

MS mice and KB's are generally really good quality, that is a great price also, meh tempted to swap out my Razer Lycosa for one of those, though would miss backlight illumination

 

[cheesy999]

MS mice and KB's are generally really good quality, that is a great price also, meh tempted to swap out my Razer Lycosa for one of those, though would miss backlight illumination

il'll give you £20 for it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MK5Esy-L0

 

[Spectrum]

i've never tried this but i think a little bit of bbq sauce would be quite nice with cheese on toast?

 

[cheesy999]

i've never tried this but i think a little bit of bbq sauce would be quite nice with cheese on toast?

Brown would be nicer

 

[FreedomEclipse]

i was starting to wonder if that would ever get finished, its like freedom's builds, if it can go wrong, it will

hey, anymore crap talk like that and my builds wont be the only things going wrong *starts polishing my knuckle dusters*

 

[cheesy999]

hey, anymore crap talk like th

at and my builds wont be the only things going wrong *starts polishing my knuckle dusters*

Knowing you the knuckle dusters will have a broken heatsink, and using them will cause a small squirrel to explode in a violent but thoroughly hilarious explosion.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Knowing you the knuckle dusters will have a broken heatsink, and using them will cause a small squirrel to explode in a violent but thoroughly hilarious explosion.

A lot of things can go wrong in life...but not this lol, you're lucky though. I know someone who has a samurai sword and not just one thats 'for display purposes' if you catch my drift. I can break a jaw or a few ribs but least i dont cut you up into dog treats and mail you back to the wife a peice at a time.

 

[cheesy999]

A lot of things can go wrong in life...but not this lol, you're lucky though. I know someone who has a samurai sword and not just one thats 'for display purposes' if you catch my drift. I can break a jaw or a few ribs but least i dont cut you up into dog treats and mail you back to the wife a peice at a time.

to be fair i doubt he's going to slice anyone up for questioning the reliability of someone's rig

my pc didn't even start properly today, took me over 5 mins to get it to past post