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FreedomEclipse · Jan 3, 2016

ay lads, anyone fancy some Horse Meat??

typical british humor - Too bad the rest of the crew didnt have it in them to see the funnier side of it

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jan 23, 2016

I thought i would check the crime map for my area

https://www.police.uk/dyfed-powys/110/

the latest figures are for November. The closest recordable crime was 4 miles away from where i live. I find it hard to believe.

No theft?
No violence?
No drugs?
No abuse?
No crime against vehicles or property?
No fraud?

I cant believe they cant catch anyone.

FreedomEclipse · Jan 23, 2016

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
I thought i would check the crime map for my area

https://www.police.uk/dyfed-powys/110/

the latest figures are for November. The closest recordable crime was 4 miles away from where i live. I find it hard to believe.

No theft?
No violence?
No drugs?
No abuse?
No crime against vehicles or property?
No fraud?

I cant believe they cant catch anyone.

Hot fuzz doin a good job

dorsetknob · Jan 23, 2016

Its wales its always raining

there is a place in wales where it rained for 89 days continually

the coppers wont get out of their little cars in case they get Wet
To many welsh copper's have got wet because of government cuts and their Force size is Shrinking
the crooks don't care because they have learn't to wear wellies
Coppers are not that smart

the54thvoid · Jan 23, 2016

Welsh crime is treated as a hobby, so stats are different. I spent my summer holidays growing up in my mum's home town, Newtown. Great days, many misdemeanors.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jan 23, 2016

I think i worked it out.

Fibre Optic came on line for us in November........no one is going out any more.

The internet saves us from ourselves. :clap:

FreedomEclipse · Jan 27, 2016

you know you've got a problem when you take delivery of a knife sharpener and go around the house sharpening just about every knife and pair of scissors you can get your hands on...

I only wanted to sharpen my swiss army knife and the blade i use for my fishing endeavors. But ive even gone as far as sharpening the blade on my craft knife (which was very very dull) and some dull razor blades thati managed to find in my bathroom.

Im still imagining Alan hansen stepping out of one of the cabinets in my bathroom, pointing at me and saying "what the fuck you doin' man?" in a really thick scottish accent.

dorsetknob · Jan 27, 2016

FreedomEclipse said:
you know you've got a problem when you take delivery of a knife sharpener and go around the house sharpening just about every knife and pair of scissors you can get your hands on...

Dark thoughts ( i hope not )
here is some music to listen to

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jan 27, 2016

@FreedomEclipse

welcome to the world of obsessive sharpening.

When theres nothing on the internet i have a stab at carving.

FreedomEclipse · Jan 27, 2016

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
@FreedomEclipse

welcome to the world of obsessive sharpening.

When theres nothing on the internet i have a stab at carving.

View attachment 71474

I have the exact same knife!!

Nice carving - Do you practise voodooism during the weekends?

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jan 27, 2016

I have had that knife a long time, it keeps a fantastic edge.

I struggle with the fine details nowadays so i tend to do bigger stuff, ashtrays mainly, i always have at least one in the making.

I am working on this at the moment, it is a piece of willow that grew a bit like this, i have slightly modded it

I have a friend who is a tree surgeon and he brings me presents of wood.

FreedomEclipse · Feb 2, 2016

hardcore apple fan right here....

6 months battling in court for a refund over a scratch or crack that appeared on an apple watch within 10days of ownership with light usage when the product description clearly claimed it was scratch resistant or impact proof Wins the court case, gets his refund but decides to go out and buy another apple watch...

I guess in the end Apple still won as they still get the guys money when he buys a new Apple watch from them......

+1 for logic - reward a company that tried to fob you off & caused you 6 months of 'stress' while you battled to have it refunded or replaced.

RCoon · Feb 3, 2016

FreedomEclipse said:
hardcore apple fan right here....

6 months battling in court for a refund over a scratch or crack that appeared on an apple watch within 10days of ownership with light usage when the product description clearly claimed it was scratch resistant or impact proof Wins the court case, gets his refund but decides to go out and buy another apple watch...

I guess in the end Apple still won as they still get the guys money when he buys a new Apple watch from them......

+1 for logic - reward a company that tried to fob you off & caused you 6 months of 'stress' while you battled to have it refunded or replaced.

Basically a Sicario at that point. Gosh, it's been a while since I stepped foot in here. Smells aged.

FreedomEclipse · Feb 3, 2016

@RCoon

Aged like a fine whisky.

It has been pretty dead in here though

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 3, 2016

prospects are good for our boys in this years' MotoGP championship.

The first official testing session of the year was at Sepang earlier this week.

Cal Crutchlow ( Honda) was 4th fastest
Scott Redding ( Ducati) was 9th
Bradley Smith (Yamaha) 16th
Eugene Laverty ( Ducati) 22nd

you dont need to pay to watch this fantastic spectacle, go to http://cricfree.tv/sky-sports-news-live-stream for all your sporting needs ( including ladies beach volleyball).

dorsetknob · Feb 3, 2016

RCoon said:
Gosh, it's been a while since I stepped foot in here. Smells aged.

if you think this Thread smells Aged

try our 50 State companion thread that's so Aged that even the maggots in its corpse are Zombiefied

weird thought to Screw your mind
" Do the maggots in a Zombie become Zombie's "

Fourstaff · Feb 3, 2016

Nothing exciting in UK compared to the clown show starring Trump over in the other side of the pond.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 4, 2016

I found this document from when i worked at Heathrow. It is from 2002 (ish)

FreedomEclipse · Feb 4, 2016

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
I found this document from when i worked at Heathrow. It is from 2002 (ish)

View attachment 71897

Nice, i was still in college around that time

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 4, 2016

I just checked........inflation alone adds 50% to those prices.

http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/...tion-calculator-value-money-changed-1900.html

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 5, 2016

Bradley Smith is officially THE coolest MotoGP rider.

GO BRAD

p.s. so what if you know my name..........try pronouncing it !

dorsetknob · Feb 5, 2016

Its Welsh its pronounced funny like the language

it pronounced GH Errrrrr win or "Oh Sod off woolly worrrier"

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 5, 2016

dorsetknob said:
Its Welsh its pronounced funny like the language

it pronounced GH Errrrrr win or "Oh Sod off wollie worrrier"

You need to learn to roll your r's

dorsetknob · Feb 5, 2016

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
You need to learn to roll your r's

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Feb 5, 2016

dorsetknob said:

try this mofo

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

and a quick tutorial on how to say it
http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/say.php

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