The TPU UK Clubhouse

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Look........no helmets.

UK's first all-female stunt display group

 

[qubit]

Look........no helmets.

UK's first all-female stunt display group

Man that looks risky. They were pretty, too.

 

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Man that looks risky. They were pretty, too.

Reminds me of a cycling joke from my childhood,


" Look Mum, no hands"

"Look Mum, no teeth"

 

[FreedomEclipse]

you know your life is truely boring when youre arguing with some smacktard on the internet about the difference between a French & a Canadian French accent when they are speaking English. "Oh I know what French sounds like, Im from Quebec...." YES!!! but when you speak ENGLISH you speak in an american accent!! 'Real' French people from France, speak with a FRENCH accent when they speak English....

 

[dorsetknob]

funny thing the french quebec nationalist think they are french and not canadian

 

[FreedomEclipse]

the whole argument spawned from this video...

And I'm like..... If these people are French, then im Korean (Im actually Chinese but you get the picture)

These motherfuckers aint 'French' - They're 'FRENCH CANADIAN'.

I have no idea why, I just got so damn annoyed with it.....

 

[dorsetknob]

They ( the Yanks ) Called them ( The French ) Cheese eating Surrender monkeys
( nice turn of phrase tho )
well if they were eating American Cheese they would have to surrender from a Toilet

Cheese is something you cut slice grate or break off by hand
you don't get Aerosol or tube squeesable cheese

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

In the bus stations in Jamaica local kids sell cheese biscuits with a cheese filling, they shout

"cheese on cheese"


I like cheese.....

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Managed to nab myself so Laphroaig Quarter Cask for £25. I honestly hope that my whisky collection will be worth something some day as i hardly ever drink the stuff - I just keep buying it!

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

I really didnt want to read this news about the proposed Circuit of Wales.

http://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/ne..._could_collapse_in_48_hours_after_row_erupts/

 

[NdMk2o1o]

So I have just came home from the hospital and I'm glad to announce I am the father of a beautiful bouncing baby girl who came into the world at 10.44pm on Wednesday 6th April!!!!

I can safely say I am done with having children this is my 2nd biological child though with my partners 2 boys we have 4 between us and being a girl out of 3 boys has put the icing on the cake... someone hand me the scissors so I can do the snip myself lol

She has already proved to be a feisty little bugger as she was due on Sunday 27th march and has persisted on waiting this long to show her face whilst putting my ever so patient partner through all kinds of turmoil.... heavily pregnant women are not fun to be around... period!

She has already set the precedent by refusing to come when she should have been long out and I fear she will turn my lovely dark brown locks of hair a horrid whitey-grey colour in no time with her diva like ways, but I feel like my legacy is complete now, let them go into the world find themselves

 

[NdMk2o1o]

So I have just came home from the hospital and I'm glad to announce I am the father of a beautiful bouncing baby girl who came into the world at 10.44pm on Wednesday 6th April!!!!

I can safely say I am done with having children this is my 2nd biological child though with my partners 2 boys we have 4 between us and being a girl out of 3 boys has put the icing on the cake... someone hand me the scissors so I can do the snip myself lol

She has already proved to be a feisty little bugger as she was due on Sunday 27th march and has persisted on waiting this long to show her face whilst putting my ever so patient partner through all kinds of turmoil.... heavily pregnant women are not fun to be around... period!

She has already set the precedent by refusing to come when she should have been long out and I fear she will turn my lovely dark brown locks of hair a horrid whitey-grey colour in no time with her diva like ways, but I feel like my legacy is complete now, let them go into the world find themselves

P.S newborns look so weird and wrinkly lol she looks like a little troll

She looks a lot better now she has dried off and isn't so purple and troll looking.... lol

 

[ne6togadno]

So I have just came home from the hospital and I'm glad to announce I am the father of a beautiful bouncing baby girl who came into the world at 10.44pm on Wednesday 6th April!!!!

I can safely say I am done with having children this is my 2nd biological child though with my partners 2 boys we have 4 between us and being a girl out of 3 boys has put the icing on the cake... someone hand me the scissors so I can do the snip myself lol

She has already proved to be a feisty little bugger as she was due on Sunday 27th march and has persisted on waiting this long to show her face whilst putting my ever so patient partner through all kinds of turmoil.... heavily pregnant women are not fun to be around... period!

She has already set the precedent by refusing to come when she should have been long out and I fear she will turn my lovely dark brown locks of hair a horrid whitey-grey colour in no time with her diva like ways, but I feel like my legacy is complete now, let them go into the world find themselves

wow
gz. good health to the baby and to her mother.
fun times ahead for you.
now you should make hunt your new hobby and buy yourself new t-shirt

 

[FreedomEclipse]

So I have just came home from the hospital and I'm glad to announce I am the father of a beautiful bouncing baby girl who came into the world at 10.44pm on Wednesday 6th April!!!!

I can safely say I am done with having children this is my 2nd biological child though with my partners 2 boys we have 4 between us and being a girl out of 3 boys has put the icing on the cake... someone hand me the scissors so I can do the snip myself lol

She has already proved to be a feisty little bugger as she was due on Sunday 27th march and has persisted on waiting this long to show her face whilst putting my ever so patient partner through all kinds of turmoil.... heavily pregnant women are not fun to be around... period!

She has already set the precedent by refusing to come when she should have been long out and I fear she will turn my lovely dark brown locks of hair a horrid whitey-grey colour in no time with her diva like ways, but I feel like my legacy is complete now, let them go into the world find themselves

Congrats!

Does she have a name yet?

 

[RCoon]

So I have just came home from the hospital and I'm glad to announce I am the father of a beautiful bouncing baby girl who came into the world at 10.44pm on Wednesday 6th April!!!!

I can safely say I am done with having children this is my 2nd biological child though with my partners 2 boys we have 4 between us and being a girl out of 3 boys has put the icing on the cake... someone hand me the scissors so I can do the snip myself lol

She has already proved to be a feisty little bugger as she was due on Sunday 27th march and has persisted on waiting this long to show her face whilst putting my ever so patient partner through all kinds of turmoil.... heavily pregnant women are not fun to be around... period!

She has already set the precedent by refusing to come when she should have been long out and I fear she will turn my lovely dark brown locks of hair a horrid whitey-grey colour in no time with her diva like ways, but I feel like my legacy is complete now, let them go into the world find themselves

Time to child-proof the house?

 

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@NdMk2o1o

Many congratulations to you and yours.

 

[dorsetknob]

@NdMk2o1o
congratulations on your new arrival
may you have a few years of pleasure before the worrys of being a father to a girl hit you

Your Future Son in law is out there Somewhere

 

[NdMk2o1o]

Thanks all, means a lot finally home with mum and baby and all is well, now the real fun commences

And @dorsetknob no boys will be coming near my daughter.... EVER

@FreedomEclipse Ellie-Mae

 

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no boys will be coming near my daughter.... EVER

thats the spirit....I am exactly the same with my daughter.

Good to hear you are safely home. Done a nappy yet?

 

[NdMk2o1o]

thats the spirit....I am exactly the same with my daughter.

Good to hear you are safely home. Done a nappy yet?

They moved mum and baby onto a ward after delivery and I wasn't allowed to stay so I went home, I didn't have to deal with the icky black tar looking first ones

 

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They moved mum and baby onto a ward after delivery and I wasn't allowed to stay so I went home, I didn't have to deal with the icky black tar looking first ones

Thanks for that, i am just about to have curry....or maybe not now.......

 

[dorsetknob]

Real Cigar or e cigar or bottle of special Alcohol for you
don't forget flowers and chocolates for your wife OR YOUR ASS IS TOAST

 

[NdMk2o1o]

Real Cigar or e cigar or bottle of special Alcohol for you
don't forget flowers and chocolates for your wife OR YOUR ASS IS TOAST

Oh she already deserves that's on a daily basis for putting up with me

Thanks for that, i am just about to have curry....or maybe not now.......

Oh man, as a parent that can't put you off, once you have kids conversations about poo and other bodily functions become just as normal as talking about how your days been, what's on TV etc, man up (but seriously.... I will eat your curry if you don't want it, the hotter the better )

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

I dont believe it !!!

I found an NHS dentist.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I dont believe it !!!

I found an NHS dentist.

Its a scam! If your teeth needed rearranging, i could have helped with that.

All i need is some brass knuckles or a hammer