The TPU UK Clubhouse

[dorsetknob]

when the British Govt decided to flood Welsh valleys to make reservoirs of water for places like Birmingham, all the local pubs had signs above the urinals saying

we could respond
"that's because the welsh are full of ........................"

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

"that's because the welsh are full of ........................"

Is this a quiz question? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I cant speak for everyone else but im full of pasta and banoffee pie tonight.....

 

[FreedomEclipse]

I'll buy the rum first, and work on the girlfriend part later.

If it's strong enough, I may not need one.

So what have you got planned for your birthday partyboy?

 

[dorsetknob]

So what have you got planned for your birthday partyboy?

Falling over drunk

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

Is there a "Drunk Oscars"?

 

[dorsetknob]

If it's strong enough, I may not need one.

ITS STRONG ENOUGH TO cauterize your chest hairs from the inside out
smoking is not advised unless your a trained circus fire eater

 

[FreedomEclipse]

ITS STRONG ENOUGH TO cauterize your chest hairs from the inside out
smoking is not advised unless your a trained circus fire eater

well Rcoon regularly shaves his head anyway - theres nothing to singe apart from his facial hair if he allows it to grow out.

 

[RCoon]

So what have you got planned for your birthday partyboy?

Nothing as far as I'm aware. My brother keeps asking highly suspicious questions but has no organisational skills. I'll probably receive the guitar capo I've been asking for for years a week later.

well Rcoon regularly shaves his head anyway

Ah not any more. Long gone are my razor shaved head days, it was much too cold and I could feel the slightest change in wind direction. Now sporting normal-man hair.

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Nothing as far as I'm aware. My brother keeps asking highly suspicious questions but has no organisational skills. I'll probably receive the guitar capo I've been asking for for years a week later

I should send you my old guitar slide that i never used lol

 

[basco]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe

and what dorsetknob said-stroh 80% - i drink it with hot chocolate

 

[FreedomEclipse]

My aunt bought a cheapo laptop that came with windows 10 and i was just playing around with it and all the software she needed to get it ready for regular usage. I have to say that im kind of impressed with W10 for an OS for basic use so far. It runs smoothly. I think I will make the jump to windows 10 on my PC before the year is up.

 

[RCoon]

Just dropped £150 on assorted drams

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Just dropped £150 on assorted drams

Anything japanese?

 

[RCoon]

Anything japanese?

Bought Penderyn Legend, Monkey Shoulder, GlenDronach 8 year Hielan, Jura Origin 10 year and Nikka from the Barrel.

 

[dorsetknob]

Wot no

 

[RCoon]

Wot no

I'll get that separately closer to my birthday, only places that sell it online are weird third party ones. Got this order all from one place.

 

[dorsetknob]

Its Not easy to find online
Buying anything overproof online ain't easy or readly available online
and finding a bottle in your local Offie almost impossible

I Built up a good relationship with my local Off licence owner
He used to go to the Customs & Excise Confiscation Auctions and Buy Stuff there
I had a standing Agreement with him
any thing over proof and unusual i would buy and he duely obliged
when he got something he phoned me
Had some weird and wonderfull bottles from him over the years
sadly he retired and sold up

 

[FreedomEclipse]

Bought Penderyn Legend, Monkey Shoulder, GlenDronach 8 year Hielan, Jura Origin 10 year and Nikka from the Barrel.

Should of picked up the Hibiki 12 or the Yamazaki 12. I think you would have enjoyed them more than the Nikka

 

[RCoon]

Should of picked up the Hibiki 12 or the Yamazaki 12. I think you would have enjoyed them more than the Nikka

At nearly twice the price! The Hibiki was godly though...

 

[FreedomEclipse]

At nearly twice the price! The Hibiki was godly though...

Its fucking worth it m8 - it'll send you to whisky heaven.

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

Brilliant news



Twin Town director Kevin Allen has revealed that he is working on a sequel to the 1997 Brit-flick right at this very moment.

The news will please super-fans of the film, starring Rhys Ifans , who have wanted a follow-up to the ninties cult hit for a long time.

Allen, who is the brother of actor Keith Allen - who appeared in the first film - was at the first ever Lord Mayor's Summer Honour's Ball in Swansea, reported the South Wales Evening Post , where he was being honoured for his services to film.

The sequel would be a comedy too, but with a political spin, centering on the legalisation of cannabis. Allen also revealed that it would be set around the Llanelli area.

He added: "It will be a very political film. It's a comedy, but it's based on the miscarriage of justice so it's basically a political film," he said.

"The zeitgeist of homegrown cannabis is now the frame in which I'm setting the new one. The debate of legalising cannabis will be the main part of the film. It's happening in America and I'm resetting it more Llanelli way."



Rhys Ifans...his brother and Lilly Allens Dad (Keith)

 

[dorsetknob]

Your Compiling your CV for a part as an Extra

 

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As it happens i know Keith and his brother. Rhys Ifans is a frequent visitor here as well.
Keith hosts an event in our village every spring and stays in the bungalow at the bottom of my garden.

 

[RCoon]

They're here...

 

[CAPSLOCKSTUCK]

That looks like the counter in our local petrol station....(not joking)