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FreedomEclipse · Jun 8, 2017

kurosagi01 said:
Thought that said massive erection.

I think that was the idea

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 8, 2017

kurosagi01 said:
Thought that said massive erection.

its just as funny if you say it out loud.

take heed of my recent experience, saying it to strangers on the bus isnt nearly as funny.

dorsetknob · Jun 8, 2017

kurosagi01 said:
..lets see which moron going to win lol

Let me See
correction needed "" 650 moron's going to win""

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 8, 2017

dorsetknob · Jun 8, 2017

VIDEO HERE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40194241/wingsuit-pilot-fraser-corsan-breaks-speed-record
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40194241/w
Wingsuit pilot Fraser Corsan 'breaks speed record'
British wingsuit pilot Fraser Corsan has broken the World Record for greatest peak speed flown in a wingsuit, subject to ratification by Guinness.

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 8, 2017

team NZ in The Americas Cup

infrared · Jun 8, 2017

Took me a while to realize the black thing is a pitchpole'd trimaran haha. Oops! Those things are crazy fast! :eek:

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 8, 2017

They sail faster than the wind.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-...e-moment-new-zealand-capsize-in-america-s-cup

Its on BT sport 2 (streams are available..

)

dorsetknob · Jun 8, 2017

NAG POST
Are You Entitled to VOTE in the UK General Election

Then get off your ass and VOTE

FreedomEclipse · Jun 8, 2017

dorsetknob said:
NAG POST
Are You Entitled to VOTE in the UK General Election

Then get off your ass and VOTE

Vote with your huge election

TheMailMan78 · Jun 8, 2017

Can I vote? Do I need an ID or can I just walk in and punch a card or fill in a bubble?

the54thvoid · Jun 8, 2017

TheMailMan78 said:
Can I vote? Do I need an ID or can I just walk in and punch a card or fill in a bubble?

You need to wear a quaint english jacket and riding boots, carrying a very large broadsheet newspaper. You must address the waiting attendants as 'Jeeves' and proclaim yourself to be Lord Bafflesworth III. You vote by hopping left for social fredoms, right for a surveillance state or hop backwards if you've made a mistake.

dorsetknob · Jun 8, 2017

TheMailMan78
Hold a UK or ( Eire Passport and living in UK
Registered to Vote either in Person or by Proxy
applied for a Postal Vote
if none of the Above

you cannot vote

You have as Much right to vote in UK Elections as We have in USA Presidental Errections
Lets leave it at that

dorsetknob · Jun 8, 2017

Fat lady is about to sing (7min) "Voting Booths Closed"

Edit
And so she Sung
now we are stuck with this Bunch of Retards(TBA)

TheoneandonlyMrK · Jun 9, 2017

FreedomEclipse said:
Vote with your huge election

I traded my vote for two greggs pasties.
No one i have spoken to shared my zeal for the greenies four day week.

RCoon · Jun 9, 2017

First time I bet on an election and won. Got 11/2 odds on a hung parliament

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 9, 2017

RCoon said:
First time I bet on an election and won. Got 11/2 odds on a hung parliament

bloody Capitalist

dorsetknob · Jun 9, 2017

Woke up and turned on Tv for news
heard

""HUNG PARLIAMENT""
and my first half awake thought was

""Bloody Terrorist Another ATTACK

"
COFFEE TIME

CAPSLOCKSTUCK · Jun 9, 2017

It was a well hung election.

FreedomEclipse · Jun 9, 2017

dorsetknob said:
""Bloody Terrorist Another ATTACK "
COFFEE TIME

All hands to battlestations!

FreedomEclipse · Jun 9, 2017

CAPSLOCKSTUCK said:
It was a well hung election.

May and corbyn were definitely crossing swords

RCoon · Jun 9, 2017

Welp, kind of a bad result. NHS is going to get more cuts and possibly more privatisation (enjoy paying to see your GP etc), and I'm more than likely going to lose my job in the next two years thanks to the Conservatives Fairer Funding policy (AKA schools get £250,000 less each year cumulatively for the next four years).

FreedomEclipse · Jun 9, 2017

RCoon said:
Welp, kind of a bad result. NHS is going to get more cuts and possibly more privatisation (enjoy paying to see your GP etc), and I'm more than likely going to lose my job in the next two years thanks to the Conservatives Fairer Funding policy (AKA schools get £250,000 less each year cumulatively for the next four years).

Better start ordering expensive pc hardware you dont need and somehow making then dissappear

Caring1 · Jun 9, 2017

RCoon said:
Welp, kind of a bad result. NHS is going to get more cuts and possibly more privatisation (enjoy paying to see your GP etc), and I'm more than likely going to lose my job in the next two years thanks to the Conservatives Fairer Funding policy (AKA schools get £250,000 less each year cumulatively for the next four years).

No problems, if it's like here, they got rid of staff and opened tenders, so most could reapply and get back in under contract terms, usually at higher rates.

dorsetknob · Jun 9, 2017

RCoon said:
likely going to lose my job in the next two years

Redundancy Package ? Pay out

then apply to Teach elsewhere

heard there is a Vacancy on The Isle of Eigg

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