I see what you mean if that is the best you can do.
Keep the day job.
Yes that is it Retro reviews and discussions.
I am also in to Retro HifI Quad etc.
Ha, not quite "the best I can do", no ... but back in a day it served its purpose
I had a weird tonearm resonance issue while playing LP album "The Wall", which couldn't be explained through common sense or hardware/tech components themselves. So I messaged Audio Technica representatives who asked me to make a video on the issue ... which is why & how the video was made. Oddly enough, the problem disappeared over time which makes me think that it may have been related to (then) brand new AT-95EX cartridge & its stylus suspension. At the time, it was still very rigid & apparently couldn't handle all the warps & wrinkles on the record, so the stylus assembly plowed through all of them & picked up every single vibration.
Think of it as shock absorbers on your car. Every car has suspension system so that it could drive over bumps & potholes without transferring all those vibrations onto the passengers inside. Thus, on a "normal" stylus assembly, you will have a rubber suspension system which allows the stylus to track bumps & vibrations without transferring any of them to the tonearm. However, since the suspension was too firm, it experienced resonance which made the whole tonearm shake out of control. No harm done, although in more severe situations resonance CAN destroy records and/or even the stylus itself.
So there, hopefully this answered your question(s)