The TPU UK Clubhouse

[kurosagi01]

We've just been told to aim for these on higher papers:
85%-A*
75%-A
65%-B
50%-C
My school doesn't go any lower and also doesn't say about foundation tier (private school with people FAR too bright for their own good).
Good luck with whatever exams you've got left, I've got an English language paper and the core Geog paper (OCR and Edexcel respectively).
Did either of you guys sit the Edexcel Maths 4H this morning, I ended up wishing I'd brought a pillow to the exam after checking it 3 times (should'a had some coffee, might have woken me up).

sucks i'm only doing foundation for most subjects =/ i'm only doing higher for ICT and business studies i'm hoping for a B-A* in ICT and at least a C or B in business

 

[MoonPig]

Welcome El_Mayo, and your sexy pose

I had to do one foundation paper for GCSE in Science. Not because of a lack of knowledge, but because i 'accidentally' threw a pen at my lesbian teacher. Took the exam and go full marks... lol. She put me in Higher after that...

 

[El_Mayo]

Welcome El_Mayo, and your sexy pose

yeah i'm just TOO sexy

 

[crazy pyro]

Welcome El_Mayo, and your sexy pose

I had to do one foundation paper for GCSE in Science. Not because of a lack of knowledge, but because i 'accidentally' threw a pen at my lesbian teacher. Took the exam and go full marks... lol. She put me in Higher after that...

Lol, you massive homophobe
I'm only doing one foundation paper and that's german writing since my performance is so paper dependant that I can drag an A* down to a C with writing paper performance.
I need to like... NOT wing my next geography exam, I couldn't even remember what one of my case studies was

 

[kurosagi01]

someone need update the front page on the list haha.
i have to say once you reach the stage in march or something you are ready to tackle the exam without being nervous

 

[crazy pyro]

I literally only got to that point when I got to the end of today's papers and realised they weren't too bad. Then again I've winged half of my other exams and I managed to not screw them all up.
There's definitely a point at which you stop having any troubles with subjects though.

 

[red268]

It's Too Damn Hot!!!!

 

[MoonPig]

No, it's nice

Hot weather = Good.
Cold weather = Good.
Humid weather = Bad.

 

[crazy pyro]

Exactly Moon, I still prefer cold weather though, you can just stick another layer on in order to feel comfortable, there's a point you've gotta stop with taking stuff off to stay comfortable, my line is just a T-shirt.

 

[Ketxxx]

HEAT FTW! Girls in teeny tiny skimpy clothing

 

[vega22]

what???? a geordie who doesnt like showing his moobs off???

you must not be feeling well

you cant beat the sun for the totty man

 

[crazy pyro]

WTF's with these things you lot think about geordies? There's NOTHING wrong with keeping your moobs covered up (if you have them).

 

[Deleted member 24505]

I'm too skinny to have moobs,but i'd flash them if i did.

I dont mind the warm weather,boobs are like flowers,when the sun comes out,so do they.

 

[crazy pyro]

Boobs are like flowers,when the sun comes out,so do they.

I have a feeling you're replacing Dan.
I do tend to notice that with the sunny weather the girls at school dress more and more like prostitutes, they do manage it in school uniform.

 

[Ketxxx]

I don't have moobs, just pecks that stick out more than on other people because of my build, some ppl mistake them for moobs, which is proper annoying.

 

[alexp999]

I have a feeling you're replacing Dan.
I do tend to notice that with the sunny weather the girls at school dress more and more like prostitutes, they do manage it in school uniform.

Hmm, at my school "they" used to dress like prostitutes all year. Im sure there was some secret female only award ceremony featuring nominations such as:

- Highest skirt
- Most orange skin
- Longest time getting away with makeup
- Biggest chav hoops
- highest belt
- most undone buttons

The list is endless, lol.

 

[crazy pyro]

Yeah, I REALLY pissed one of the lasses off a few weeks ago, I guess telling her that putting on too much fake tan makes her look like an arab wasn't the best idea.

 

[alexp999]

Yeah, I REALLY pissed one of the lasses off a few weeks ago, I guess telling her that putting on too much fake tan makes her look like an arab wasn't the best idea.

I would have thought there is some point they should realise they look more like an irradiated B&Q mascot than anything human.

 

[crazy pyro]

Yeah, the orange joke's got old considering that half the girls and 2 or 3 guys in my year go a bit heavy on the fake tan. B and Q, cheers for that Alex.

 

[El_Mayo]

lololol
sounds epic
I for one love slutty year 11 girls =]

 

[crazy pyro]

Please do say you're in Year 11 or sixth form...

 

[El_Mayo]

i'm in year 10

 

[crazy pyro]

Ok, that's odd but not morally wrong. Lower sixth and year 9 is where I draw the line (spent a saturday morning arguing with someone on the subject of why they were a pervert on facebook).

 

[El_Mayo]

lmao i said i love them
not that i fuck them on a regular basis
i [would] draw the line at year 9 as well.

 

[crazy pyro]

Yeah, year 9 is the line for anything, except hurling generic abuse at when they refuse to listen in lessons (I have to teach the little shites map reading on friday nights).