The TPU UK Clubhouse

[MilkyWay]

Hmmm, yeah I remember that happening when I used to catch the bus to school.
Sherbert lemons are excellent for morale boosts, I ended up living on them for a weekend while running round Caterrick like a right nutter.

recently i have been going bargain mad, bargain price games and dvd like the £5 box sets and that £3 box set with hot fuzz and shaun of the dead in it

morrisons funnily enuf has 2 stores near my house one 10mins walk away one 15 mins walk away pretty retarded to buiild to giant stores so close, tesco is near me to but you need a car and it take like 6mins or so

i got a bag of toffees for 66p a 1 litre bottle of pepsi and a £1 friday goodfellas pizza for lunch today LOL

 

[erocker]

So your what, 1/4 british?

My grandfather was also British but he passed away years ago. I'm 1/2 Brit. 1/4 German, 1/4 Italian. All immigrants from the 1930s and 1940s.

 

[kurosagi01]

tesco midget gems are my fav lmao 25p a pack

 

[Ketxxx]

RIAA!!

Lets talk about them for a bit.. simply cos I find this fucking funny. The very music artists the RIAA are supposed to be helping are thinking about taking legal action against the RIAA as after 3+ years the RIAA haven't given those artists a single penny back of their "losses" due to piracy. So it seems, even the people the RIAA are supposed to be helping hate them

 

[MilkyWay]

you make me want to just walk to morrisons and grab as much sweets as i can for £5 lol
im only 18 mind so stuff like that is still funny to me

my college got swine flu luckily it was in the other building the one they do all the trades in like woodwork and stuff so i can guarantee its on of those NED fucks

only 1 person died when they had swine flu in scotland and he also had meningitis

not up to much today summer holidays FTW!

EDIT: ah pirate still fucking things up today

 

[Triprift]

My grandfather was also British but he passed away years ago. I'm 1/2 Brit. 1/4 German, 1/4 Italian. All immigrants from the 1930s and 1940s.

My dad is originally from Liverpool and my mum from Dublin they came out here during the 60's

 

[MilkyWay]

im scottish and proud of it, my ancestors where irish evicted from tenants and land by protestant english and scots we left ireland because it was so bad, no food and loads of disease

we moved away from Ireland because of this to britian, canada and the usa

interesting stuff my family has lived in scotland for over 200 years

 

[computertechy]

Count me in!

@ MODS : if this isnt being updated anymore can i run it lol

because my accent ownz!!

 

[Ketxxx]

im scottish and proud of it, my ancestors where irish evicted from tenants and land by protestant english and scots we left ireland because it was so bad, no food and loads of disease

we moved away from Ireland because of this to britian, canada and the usa

interesting stuff my family has lived in scotland for over 200 years

I AM THE BORG AND THE OMEGA! Y.O.U.R. E.N.D. I.S. N.E.A.R.

 

[Ketxxx]

Heres a good british discussion topic: twats in pubs. My latest experience has been tonight, but hell we all like ranting about twats in pubs.

Anyway, said twat in the pub tonight is some guy called adrian, nobody likes him, and pretty much just gets a sympathy vote from one girl we all know. So everybody gets a good idea about how much of a twat this adrian is, heres a quick description; He shows off a lot an is blatantly bullshitting, makin him look like a prick further. He also tries to intimidate people where he thinks hes the "hard man", and even yells his own name (yeah, you read that right) All in all a complete knobshine.

So, tonight he as usual acts like the faggot he is, only this time it was directed at me, big mistake. I just tell him to fuck off with a few other choice words, just letting him know I'm not intimidated, he skulks off never to return

On the plus side 7 weeks or so an hes gone for good, moving to Newcastle Hope he enjoys championchip football lol.

So, who else has a story of some twat at a pub?

 

[kurosagi01]

im british chinese and i'm half proud of this country i live in called England in a small town called northampton

 

[Ketxxx]

Really? Most of us think the UK sucks these days...

 

[kurosagi01]

which is why i said i'm half proud of this country,even though it sucks so hard with all the chavs and racism stuff keep going on.

 

[Ketxxx]

Pfft. If anything its black people that are racist to white people in this country these days. Pisses me right off.

 

[DrPepper]

I'm quite proud of this country, although we're very leniant on criminals which is a dissapointment

 

[crazy pyro]

Heres a good british discussion topic: twats in pubs. My latest experience has been tonight, but hell we all like ranting about twats in pubs.

Anyway, said twat in the pub tonight is some guy called adrian, nobody likes him, and pretty much just gets a sympathy vote from one girl we all know. So everybody gets a good idea about how much of a twat this adrian is, heres a quick description; He shows off a lot an is blatantly bullshitting, makin him look like a prick further. He also tries to intimidate people where he thinks hes the "hard man", and even yells his own name (yeah, you read that right) All in all a complete knobshine.

So, tonight he as usual acts like the faggot he is, only this time it was directed at me, big mistake. I just tell him to fuck off with a few other choice words, just letting him know I'm not intimidated, he skulks off never to return

On the plus side 7 weeks or so an hes gone for good, moving to Newcastle Hope he enjoys championchip football lol.

So, who else has a story of some twat at a pub?

We've already got enough gobshites thank you very much.
On a positive note: EXAMS ARE OVER! I'm going for a pint of cider.

 

[Tatty_Two]

I'm quite proud of this country, although we're very leniant on criminals which is a dissapointment

Agreed, personally I am a supporter of the Death Sentence, a life for a life and all that however I do beleive that there should be caveats within that policy, for example, anyone found running decent PC hardware on an un-named cheap 500W PSU with a 50% efficiency rating and just 10A on the 12V line should die also Preferrably very slow and painfully, maybe crocodile clips on the nipples linked to a 12V Battery set up under a buffalo who of course would be pissing on the battery...... shocking!

 

[ste2425]

well im down for this proud to be british and always will do, hook us up with a special sig man

 

[DrPepper]

Agreed, personally I am a supporter of the Death Sentence, a life for a life and all that however I do beleive that there should be caveats within that policy, for example, anyone found running decent PC hardware on an un-named cheap 500W PSU with a 50% efficiency rating and just 10A on the 12V line should die also Preferrably very slow and painfully, maybe crocodile clips on the nipples linked to a 12V Battery set up under a buffalo who of course would be pissing on the battery...... shocking!

I am too but you can't go around killing everyone. Needs to be like 100% DNA proof that kind of thing. Anyway instead of going to jail for silly things you should get a fine, then a mark on your criminal record, then jail if your a repeat offender. Also jails here are too leniant, They remind me of the mess halls onboard ships at the RN except bigger

 

[Tatty_Two]

I am too but you can't go around killing everyone. Needs to be like 100% DNA proof that kind of thing. Anyway instead of going to jail for silly things you should get a fine, then a mark on your criminal record, then jail if your a repeat offender. Also jails here are too leniant, They remind me of the mess halls onboard ships at the RN except bigger

Why cant you go around killing everyone?..... Murderers do If a jury is good enough to convict to a life sentance, it's good enough to convict to a death sentance IMO, anyways, in all honesty, it's more about the deterrent, fact is less people would commit murder if they knew they would die for it. Anyone found guilty for murdering young children should be tortured first for 7 days before being put out of their misery

 

[ste2425]

well thats it my grandparents always say how people were to scared to commit crimes coz of the punishment people see prison as a free roof over their heads meals an tv

 

[DrPepper]

Why cant you go around killing everyone?..... Murderers do If a jury is good enough to convict to a life sentance, it's good enough to convict to a death sentance IMO, anyways, in all honesty, it's more about the deterrent, fact is less people would commit murder if they knew they would die for it. Anyone found guilty for murdering young children should be tortured first for 7 days before being put out of their misery

Can't go around killing them because, If I killed someone in my self defence then I could be convicted as a murderer in this country which is rediculous. Anyway I agree that if they jury could convict them then they could only have done so with sufficient evidence.

 

[Tatty_Two]

Can't go around killing them because, If I killed someone in my self defence then I could be convicted as a murderer in this country which is rediculous. Anyway I agree that if they jury could convict them then they could only have done so with sufficient evidence.

You would not be convicted for murder if you killed someone in self defence, not never, there is a rule of "minimum force" within the law, which basically means that the Force you use to defend yourself must be relative to the threat, so if a guy attacks you with his fists and you pull out a shotgun and shoot him you will most certainly go to prison, however, if he pulls out a gun, fires, misses and you then pull out a shotgun and kill him....... thats fine, providing the shotgun is registered of course

 

[DrPepper]

You would not be convicted for murder if you killed someone in self defence, not never, there is a rule of "minimum force" within the law, which basically means that the Force you use to defend yourself must be relative to the threat, so if a guy attacks you with his fists and you pull out a shotgun and shoot him you will most certainly go to prison, however, if he pulls out a gun, fires, misses and you then pull out a shotgun and kill him....... thats fine, providing the shotgun is registered of course

What about if I kill him with a punch ? Like broke his nose and he died because of a blood clot ?

 

[crazy pyro]

Then you're fine, you used less force than he attempted to use against you, preemptive action has no reasonable force though.