qubit's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 GIVEAWAY competition!

[Darkleoco]

So I was chilling on TPU drinking some Mountain Dew one day and I see a MW3 contest so I go to the thread and what do I find? The Holy Grail of TPU!!!!

This contest is exactly what I needed to get MW3 for my PC!!! My mind was blown!!!

So I started looking through it and saw that it was pretty legit.

So I enter for the first time.

Then I enter again a few days later.

Then I enter a third time

and a fourth while hoping that I will get this awesome game for my very own!!!

Then I get on today ready to post my final entry into this amazing contest!!!!

Why oh why can't MW3 be out sooner???????????

Feeling stoked to see who wins this qubit!!!

 

[Thrackan]

CoD 8 or MW3?
I don't care, just give it to me.

 

[Delta6326]

I don't care, just give it to me.

Thats what she said!

MW3 makes your mind go wild!! I want you MY PRECIOUS!!!1!!111!!!

 

[qubit]

Less than 6 hours to go!!

 

[Irony]

This is my last post before you decide.

Choose wisely.

 

[Radi_SVK]

As u may already know it's not a problem to find games where I live but none of them playable online...!
So that would be my main reason and in the meantime I'll throw u a joke:
An old man and an old lady meet in the park.after a while they start meeting everyday and sharing everything...at some point the man asks the woman a favour...yes she says what is it...
the old man:can u just hold "IT"(u know what I mean)
the old lady surprised said Yes
this thing went on for a couple of months when one day....the old woman went to the park but didn't see the old man...!!!
she put her glasses on to spot him with another woman...goes to them and angrily asks the old boy
WTF are u doing?After all we been together..How could u do it?What does she have that I don't...?
The old man:....honey she has Alzheimer....

sorry man,but that joke is really not funny..

Here is one from me:
Two women friends - of course blondies meet in the shopping mall and one says to the other:
-Oh you dont know what happened the other day! - there was a power cut and we got stuck in the elevator for 2 hours!!
the other answers: - Oh really?! Thats not good,but it actually happened to me a while ago too,there was a power cut too and I had to stand on the escalator for 4 hours!...

 

[Shihab]

This is my last post before you decide.

Choose wisely.

Yes I did steal the joke. And I made it better

 

[m4gicfour]

sorry man,but that joke is really not funny..

Here is one from me:
Two women friends - of course blondies meet in the shopping mall and one says to the other:
-Oh you dont know what happened the other day! - there was a power cut and we got stuck in the elevator for 2 hours!!
the other answers: - Oh really?! Thats not good,but it actually happened to me a while ago too,there was a power cut too and I had to stand on the escalator for 4 hours!...

A blonde woman is driving down the highway to work, and sees a blonde man trying to row a boat through the grass in the ditch. Furious, she stops and gets out of the car. She shouts at the man: "What the hell are you doing? You're the kind of idiot that gives blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

What do you call a smart blonde? Golden Retriever

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.

 

[Darkleoco]

Must not be late for this very important date 11/8/11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[qubit]

Entries closed

That's it everyone, the entries are now closed. Thanks for all your great entries!

Feel free to post as you like, but no more competition entries will be considered.

I'll go back to my quantum well and see if I can decide if there's a winner or not a winner and maybe give out a prize. j/k

Get back to you in a day. Or two.

 

[Neuromancer]

I liked my attempt better.

BD isn't more expensive than its intel counterpart. And, do you own it, or are you just slamming it for the heck of it? I'll stop there and try not to divert attention or thought from the minds of those applying to the mind and heart of the mighty Qubit.

I was not slamming it personally it was more a humourous commentary on the people griping about Bulldozer.

The original joke was

An old couple goes to a restaurant. After their finished eating, the waiter asked how everything was.

The old man says "Terrible, the food was burned, but served cold, the fish was rotten, the vegetables had peppers in them and we had hair in everything!"

The old woman chimes in "Yes, yes, and the portions were too small!"



(In relation to bulldozer the joke was, if the bulldozer was so bad why are the same people bashing it also complaining that newegg etc can't keep them in stock long enough to buy one?)

Irony is, a guy named Irony not getting ironic humour

 

[Irony]

I was not slamming it personally it was more a humourous commentary on the people griping about Bulldozer.

The original joke was

An old couple goes to a restaurant. After their finished eating, the waiter asked how everything was.

The old man says "Terrible, the food was burned, but served cold, the fish was rotten, the vegetables had peppers in them and we had hair in everything!"

The old woman chimes in "Yes, yes, and the portions were too small!"

@Shiyhabyooo

(In relation to bulldozer the joke was, if the bulldozer was so bad why are the same people bashing it also complaining that newegg etc can't keep them in stock long enough to buy one?)

Irony is, a guy named Irony not getting ironic humour

You're entertaining.


@Shiyhabyooo: Demerits for stealing my joke. That was pretty good though.

 

[mlee49]

Qubit, thanks for the contest. Hope all the other members have enjoyed this thread/contest as much as I have.

 

[m4gicfour]

Qubit, thanks for the contest. Hope all the other members have enjoyed this thread/contest as much as I have.

Oh, oh we have.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA*cough* ahem.

 

[TheLaughingMan]

So I was chilling on TPU drinking some Mountain Dew one day and I see a MW3 contest so I go to the thread and what do I find? The Holy Grail of TPU!!!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DpzXOIPJiOQ/TfeYf9ww4UI/AAAAAAAAAOI/NYIRpmY5x90/s1600/omg.gif

Jace is a scary Mofo.

 

[qubit]

We have a winner!

It's Damn_Smooth Well done! You've made a couple of awesomely funny posts and cracked me up laughing. It took balls to confess these facepalm embarrassments in public. Respect.

I've reposted them here:

Spoiler

It was 5th grade English class, the day I decided that I was a lot tougher than I really was. My adverssary's name was Jeremy Kraft. He was the biggest kid in class, and also the most mentally challenged.

He had just stood up and given the most embarassing public display of stupidity that my 10 year old self had yet witnessed. When called upon to read his answers to the class, he was unable to read his own handwriting.

In all of my maturity at the time, I found this to be one of the most hilarious things that I had ever seen.

Naturally, he wasn't too impressed with the amount of laughter I was contributing to the situation, and he decided that he wanted to fight after school.

Now we come to the point that a normal 75 pound 5th grader would back down and apologize to the 180 pound kid that had every right to be upset. But not me, I was special.

Up to this point in my life, I had been a huge fan of the World Wrestling Federation, and there was no amount of reasoning with me that could convince me it was fake. In my world, people beat up people twice thier size on a daily basis. Why should this turn out any different? So I did what any reasonable 10 year old with an irrational belief in fantasy would do. I accepted the challenge.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/challenge-accepted-original.jpg

The rest of the school day passed without issue. I calmly awaited the bell, and when it finally came, I had not broken a sweat. We left the school and met up in the parking lot. Of course, we were smart enough not to fight there because we knew that the teachers would break it up if we chose there to start, so we were off to the fight arena, which was 5 blocks away from the school, and well secluded from any adult intervention.

It was an interesting walk there, with him telling me about the beating he was about to administer, and me laughing at him and making disparaging remarks about his intelligence and his weight. This was definitely not the smartest plan of action on my part, but I was confident in my ability to slay the giant, and nothing but time would make me change my mind. It didn't help matters that our little group of witnesses was laughing and encouraging me the whole time. Reason didn't have a chance to set in.

It was time, the walk was over and it was time to show the ogre who was boss. we squared off and looked each other in the eyes. Rage displayed in his and cocky overconfidence displayed in mine. a few circle turns and I was ready for the kill. He lunged at me, which I easily side stepped, and using the best logic that my W.W.F. inspired fantasy could provide me, I jumped on his back to put him in the sleeper hold. Now if you've ever seen wrestling, this was a surefire way to take him out. In reality, it was a way for him to jump in to the air and land on top of me. That was the moment the fight was really over, all of the wind was knocked out of me, and I was done.

I just wish someone would have told him that. He decided that he should add a little more punishment and started elbowing me in the head repeatedly. After 4 or 5 blows and a bloody nose, he had worked out his rage and let me go. It was finally over, and with it went my blind faith in the legitamacy of professional wrestling.

Since that day I have been trying to reclaim my honor through the destruction of enemies in various videogames. I have not yet had the honor of playing the Modern Warfare games, but I'm sure that killing some Russians will give me a pure shot of testicular fortitude.

Win, lose, or draw, thanks qubit for holding this contest.

qubit, if I am able to add these games to my collection, it will help me overcome the black hole of suck that is currently known as my FPS gaming capability. I have not joined any of the TPU servers for games for a reason, and that reason is pure incompetence.

The only thing I am relatively competent at is not suiciding, and that is probably due to someone else offing me first. Give me an open map with only me in it and I'm sure I could figure out a way to kill myself.

I am far from proud of admitting my incompetence in an open forum, but hell, I need all of the help I can get.

I joined a BFBC2 server yesterday and there was only one other person in it. He was obviously almost as noobish as me because I only found him because he was running around blowing up barrels. I found him while he was facing the other direction and started shooting him in the back. Cowardly, I know, but I figured that I could increase my kill rate to one. But it was not to be. Somehow he withstood my barrage of bullets to his back and ran around the corner of a building. Being the loyal doofus that I am, I had to follow him to make sure that he was ok, or something like that. As soon as I turned the corner the bastard headshotted me and I was done for.

Quite a bit of profanity flowed from my mouth after I lost the completely easy kill, and I decided to join again for a rematch, but he had taken his victory and left me with a map full of nothing but tears. Vengeance was not meant to be mine.

As you can see, my FPS skills amount to those of a mentally handicapped crackhead with Parkinson's Disease and Tourette's.

If I win these games, I promise to use them to the best of my ability to improve my game, and hopefully be able to join the TPU servers without making a complete mockery of myself and my team.

Again, thank you for holding this contest, and here is a pre-congratulations to whoever wins.

 

[Damn_Smooth]

Thank you qubit. Thanks to everyone else too, there were a lot of posts in this thread that made me laugh.

 

[mlee49]

Way to go DS.

 

[brandonwh64]

hell yea DS!

 

[Darkleoco]

Congrats Damn Smooth

 

[m4gicfour]

Congratumalations, DS.

 

[lilhasselhoffer]

Congratulation Damn Smooth!

Honestly, I can't stop laughing about the first one. It reminds me a lot of The Oatmeal. You were definitely the winner, hands down.

 

[DrPepper]

If I'd saw that before making my own post I'd probably not have bothered DS.

 

[Delta6326]

Congrats to...

 

[Shihab]

Congrats mate
You'de better be a pro by the time I manage to get my hands on a copy. Can't let you get away with beating me on this one

Also. Many thanks to qubit for holding the contest. Pity I didn't win, but I'll be waiting for you next year for mw4