I'm all for ganging up on you. You won't get problems, until they do that 3.5GB thing (which I know you raged quite I bit about, in fact I seem to remember that was the reason you got a 980 instead EDIT: no, wait, maybe not but you did have a 970 at one point), or make something like the 8800GT cards which died like flies, and all those laptop GPU's (in the Core 2 Duo days) that also died like flies (which in a laptop is a lot more serious as I know you know). The Fury lineup has been problematic sure, and at least part of it is likely a fiscal problem, but you can't be serious in your point about AMD by definition makes worse products. I know you are serious, but it's still stupid to make it into yet another OMG AMD IS DEEAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD argument.
What you can be serious about is Fury having problems (at least this particular Fury), which is what the thread is about.
Me I'd RMA that shit and if I had problems again, I would probably ask for a refund, or I would fiddle with power and clocks until I got it stable. Probably the latter, but only because I lovehate the name. It's such a stupid name, but it's almost campy. It should have more flair.