I'm going to give one of my "Keynote Award Presentation Speech" posts for this one:
(Just imagine me being on a keynote stage saying this... heheheheh)
Ladies and gentlemen, almost
exactly 9½ years ago, AMD released a CPU that was well-known as a
fire-breathing monster.
It was clear even then that Intel was
insanely jealous of it because for years Intel has stubbornly tried to replicate AMD's amazing feat.
Intel put in tremendous effort with a "never-say-die" doggedness, flatly refusing to give up but until today has sadly always fallen short.
If nothing else, Intel has proven to all of us that if you never give up on your dream, all the effort you put in will one day pay off in the biggest way!
Intel should be proud to have finally created a CPU that is every bit as cynical, wasteful, hot, overpriced and underperforming as the AMD FX-9590!
Congratulations to Intel on finally qualifying for that list! I can just imagine how proud you are and it's about time!
We have the FX-9590 on hand to welcome his brother-in-spirit, the i9-13900KS to this exclusive club.
PLEASE GIVE THEM BOTH A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE ACHIEVEMENTS!!!